Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[KalosKagathos]

Don't forget to make Maeda Keiji a kabuki actor, twice. That increases his attack and defense from 4 to 7. One of the best foot soldiers, IMO.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Don't forget to make Maeda Keiji a kabuki actor, twice. That increases his attack and defense from 4 to 7. One of the best foot soldiers, IMO.

I think using up two satisfaction bonuses is a bit to pricey.

 

[Black]

I'd say it's a fair trade getting good furry commanders instead of a boy. In the end they don't grant sat bonuses.
Senhime is good, but not that good. In one of my games her cost was 8 NP with 1000 troops, it's too much considering you attack them early and constantly demand reinforcements. Heck, that's why I started thinking getting racoons. Second engineer unit seems to be better even if it's inferior to Maria.

I found Senihime p. good to the mid-late game, by then you should have Mouri Teru and with her counterattack 2 and if you give her the dragonfly cutter or w/e she kills entire squads just by defending.

 

[laclongquan]

Senhime is costly in early game when you cant invest in high number of troop. But do remember 9 is the max cost. Meaning 2000 troops with Senhime cost the same as 5000. She worth it!

When she max her stat, invest in her troop is about the only use for her levelup bonus. How can it be often? WEll, achieve her character clear then pair her with Rance every battle. She got pretty high priority in prebattle scene, so that is 7-8 turn per 1 level up. Rance's Love or Brute Photo item add 2 or 1 heart each turn.

And late game, in defense against those fuckers from the west, or Takeda's chocobo riders, maxed infantry is a must.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I wanted to post this update yesterday but apparently my Mass Storage Drivers showed me the finger and I couldn't even enter the Windows because of BSoD, I couldn't even make a fresh install of SP2. I thought my 160GB SG-Barracuda fried itself but thanks to my old 80GB WD drive (which I still had somewhere) and a program called SeaTool everything went back to normal. So be happy because I thought I lost the screens and what worse the game and saves.

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*Between the turn*

The amount of events this time is epic.

Furfaggots, I really don't give a shit what you lot are doing.

Mouri has three daughters that really care about him.

Surprise, surprise. The Miko Ins. Counter-attacks.

I won't say "no" to this confrontation.

Stop begging for sex moron, you're pathetic and soon you'll be running for your life.

Another introduction, this time the "Nazi Church".

Sorry to break this to you Seigan, but that oh-so-ancient-evil... ah fuck it. He will find out soon enough.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #13

While we are by ancient evil...

Well shit, something very bad is going on.

Anyway, let's look up our forces before the final assault on the enemy positions.

Hmm, I'm still concerned about the lack of Foot-soldier Units. The points of "National Power" also aren't too good. I already kicked out a considerable number of plain-Commanders to make place for the awesome-Commanders, from my calculations it's still not enough.

Battle-cry: "For Sex!"

Talk about barely. Well, my units didn't sustain heavy damage so I will leave it at that.

We also get those affection points.

Guess what time it is. That's right - About Fucking Time.

Rance, prime example in the category "real man".

What a guy.

OH SNAP!

Rance Noooooooo... he's dead

Apparently his lust is stronger then death itself. Oh Hail Our Hero!

:mystery:

Pack the "Goods", we're going home.

We get an instant level up.

I fucked this one up because I took +2 levels instead of bringing my speed up to 5. Our satisfaction is now 34.

We instantly bail Natori from prison (this doesn't use up Fans).

We also accept the reinforcements.

We also ask for another Commander.

BTW, were could that ticket be? Well, maybe it will come back on it's own

I lowered this guys unit number to lower his "National Power Cost" (from 3 to 2), thinking about ditching him altogether to make place for Himiko who is still in prison.

End of Turn #13
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Ok, gather up. I want to hear your thoughts on what we should do now. No matter how radical the ideas are, tell me.

 

[Black]

Furries and Hannies

 

[pipka]

Declare war on Akashi and stay put. Deny him to Mouri. Either way conquer or assimilate. He is too much of a pussy to attack every turn. He'll still attack you every 5 or 7 turns, or maybe not. Conquering him conventionally is a waste of fans imo.
Start visiting dungeons.Get guts armour and popularity staff asap.
And ofc furries and hannies.
If you conquer raccoons diplomatically, you can get an item with -30% to received damage (Senhime is still better). But who bothers assimilate furries? No one. Exterminatus on them!

 

[laclongquan]

National Cost jump at 499, 999, 1499, and so forth. So keep them at 499 and sell the rest after successful battle is the way to go.

Dont hesitate to use fan for devlop the lands. I estimate you must build around 15 to have enough. Later on you will have easy way to increase 2 for 1 fan: hunting botan in the land bordered to Death Country.

T he old monk leading the small country, if you can talk to him at trust level he will increase NP of each of your land by 1. Reason why I hired his old butts in the first place. Also after he's cleared, each talking with him will increase 1-3 commander's affection. Talk about PR!

And the hannies still havent march to Kyo yet? Dang! So slow!

 

[lightbane]

Exterminate the furries, purge the heretic!

 

[Haba]

Fuck more women!

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Furries are probably the most desirable target to purge. Senhime is good, and as soon as you get their territory you can take over the imagawa which should boost your national power a lot.

You may also want to go dungeoning for items. Specifically, the really nice ones that you can buy at the start of a new game.

 

[laclongquan]

Talk about fuck!

Each battle that Rance participate, any girl commander that get defeated or killed will be considered to be raped by Rance. The update of rape log is lagged though. 1 or two turn, 1 or 2 battle, I am not entirely sure.

Reaon why Rance can rape 300 in a game. And why we usually delay the conquer of Houjo, Uesugi, and Miko Inst. They use a higher than normal ratio of female troops.

 

[Brother None]

Nightmareinducing

 

[KalosKagathos]

The greatest piece of writing ever. Fuck Ebert.

 

[Erebus]

I guess Rance is a literal demi-god of fucking, and thus immune to any possible negative consequence of having sex.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I guess Rance is a literal demi-god of fucking, and thus immune to any possible negative consequence of having sex.

What do you mean demi-god? Do not bring shame to the glory of the sacred Hyper Weapon.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Turn 13 and already got the institute? Good job!

In other news, I finally finished my first playthrough. It's doable on normal, even with a somewhat crappy army :D Oh well, I'll do one FFA game to relax before starting a new standard game where I'll fix my numerous mistakes!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

In other news, I finally finished my first playthrough. It's doable on normal, even with a somewhat crappy army :D Oh well, I'll do one FFA game to relax before starting a new standard game where I'll fix my numerous mistakes!

What do you think about boss fights? Thinking about Xavier here.

 

[ghostdog]

Dammit, you faggots are gonna make me play this.



Also,

KILL IT WITH FIRE:

 

[Luzur]

Nightmareinducing

will that apprentice ever get to do her? its getting kinda boring by now with the eternal chase.

but anyway, way to go, what country is next? the furries?

 

[BirdsCanFly]

Finished the game a week ago and FUCK Xavier. What a fucking bitch. Maybe it's just because I didn't want to grind Dungeons (I did like 1 or 2) or my commanders just sucked monkey balls. Whatever. I had 0 score anyway since I took way too long.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Finished the game a week ago and FUCK Xavier. What a fucking bitch. Maybe it's just because I didn't want to grind Dungeons (I did like 1 or 2) or my commanders just sucked monkey balls. Whatever. I had 0 score anyway since I took way too long.

Actually I think your score was 5 at the end of the game, like everybody at their first try. Besides, it took me something like 160 turns when I first tried it.

 

[BirdsCanFly]

Yeah it adds 5 to whatever you reached at the end. Now I don't get to buy all these cool bonuses. :[

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Yeah it adds 5 to whatever you reached at the end. Now I don't get to buy all these cool bonuses. :[

Hey, this games rewards replayability. You can't buy all the cool shit even the second time you play... or the third.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Best way to gain levels is gradually building Rance up by getting lots of prisoners and releasing them in 5's. If you try to make sure and capture lots of captains from the beginning of the game, he should be pretty well set for most battles.

Also, get some of the captains that already start out good. Kenshin, Uruza, and that sick girl are all fairly readily available. Their levels are high enough that you don't need to do much dungeoning. Don't forget that buffs also work in dungeon battles really well, just the same as in army battles. Keep in mind the trick where a monk can restore an AP multiple times, and the target unit can use their strongest attack each time.