Diablo 2: Resurrected remaster

[Harthwain]

I mean, it's hard to argue that these characters look better than they did before.

Actually, it's very easy to argue a point here: these characters don't resemble themselves.

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Necromancer and Sorceress are done fairly well. Barbarian is too old and not ripped enough. Druid is too old. Amazon is too old. Assassin has been race-swapped. Paladin has different face and haircut.

 

[Storyfag]

Necromancer and Sorceress are done fairly well. Barbarian is too old and not ripped enough. Druid is too old. Amazon is too old. Assassin has been race-swapped. Paladin has different face and haircut.

Barbarian is... just looking soo tierd. The real issue with Druid is that he used to be lean and no longer rocks a ponytail. Amazon has been discussed at length already. I wouldn't mind an Asian Assassin... but she godsdamned looks like a post-op Kim Jong Un. Paladin is, indeed as Perkel mentioned, the wrong shade of nigga.

 

[Celeb]

Fifty Shades of Nigga.
Available only on RPG Codex.

 

[fork]

The Amazon also stands in the worst possible light conditions that accentuate all her lines. We need a better picture with better lighting. She looks more emaciated than anything.

You are pathetic. You know that, right?

No, the faggit thinks he's sophisticated, lel.

 

[Necroscope]

last 20 pages summarized

You forgot about this in your summary:

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[markec]

Lacrymas here is some fap material for you, exclusive leak of how Blizzard will fix Amazon.

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[Ismaul]

Lacrymas here is some fap material for you, exclusive leak of how Blizzard will fix Amazon.

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Hair needs rainbow colors.

 

[Testownia]

38 pages of a bunch of coomers complaining about a characters' face in a game where it has no bearing whatsoever, and one which they can just ignore... bravo. More anime... I mean, more porn... I mean, more power to you.

 

[Ismaul]

oh no people commenting about graphics in a thread about a graphical remaster!

teh horror

 

[markec]

38 pages of a bunch of coomers complaining about a characters' face in a game where it has no bearing whatsoever, and one which they can just ignore... bravo. More anime... I mean, more porn... I mean, more power to you.

 

[markec]

Lacrymas here is some fap material for you, exclusive leak of how Blizzard will fix Amazon.

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Hair needs rainbow colors.

 

[Gregz]

Why would women want to play as ugly characters?

Trannies want to play as ugly women so they can feel attractive by comparison.

 

[Goldschmidt]

Are you all still jerking off to amazondude, you dirty fucks! This site is the filthiest of the entire darkwebz. I ain't lettin my kids on the fuckin internet, god lord they end up in this place.

 

[Necroscope]

Are you all still jerking off to amazondude, you dirty fucks! This site is the filthiest of the entire darkwebz. I ain't lettin my kids on the fuckin internet, god lord they end up in this place.

You will introduce them to this sacred place yourself when the world will be converted to 100% politically correct. After all, they're very autistic special too...

 

[Melcar]

Why can't we have nice things anymore? Goddammit!

 

[Carpincho Pampeano]

Do you think there may be racist people hiding among Codex users? Be carefull out there, your fragil minds might shatter at the sight of the words NIGGER like a character from a Lovecraft's story,oops.

I have such fond memories of playing Diablo 2 with my classmates that i don't want to tarnish those memories by playing this abomination disgraced by CY+6 bullshit, nothing is sacred anymore.Haven't played Diablo 3 because of the same shit, the artstyle didn't fit the game atmosphere, not being able to play offline didn't help either.

 

[Silverfish]

Rememeber how i talked about loverslab 4channer degenerates? kids jacking off to anime tities ? I was being serious. I present you Malamert Fucking weeb^3. I fucking smell those weebs from a mile. Filthy degenerates.

And if you check history he is fucking weebest of them all constantly fapping to anime tities.

Everything he said is completely reasonable.

 

[Perkel]

Trannies want to play as ugly women so they can feel attractive by comparison.

No those are feminists. Tranies are final stage of weebo. Know your enemy.

Feminists are stealthtrannies who wants to be men without it calling being men. So they think trannies who want to be women are beautiful.

Trannies are final stage of weebo who want to be a woman because no gf->mgtow->tranny porn->become gf. This is the only way for them to see tits even if they are fake. Which is why weebos want sexy underage women.

Everything he said is completely reasonable.

 

[Necroscope]

Why can't we have nice things anymore?

Because now everyone has an OPINION to share instead.

I have a fantasy I'm not proud of. I come into possession of AI and I command it to delete the entire Internet except Codex and a few sites I frequent. Then I buy a bottle of good whisky, take a seat in my chair, turn on TV and listen to news about suicides and misery of influencers, youtubers, gaming journos and so on.

 

[Malamert]

No those are feminists. Tranies are final stage of weebo. Know your enemy.

Feminists are stealthtrannies who wants to be men without it calling being men. So they think trannies who want to be women are beautiful.

Trannies are final stage of weebo who want to be a woman because no gf->mgtow->tranny porn->become gf. This is the only way for them to see tits even if they are fake. Which is why weebos want sexy underage women.

This is your mind on remasters.
Any questions?

 

[Perkel]

And it is not like they changed much amazon. She is just older. In D2 art pieces she also had strong lines aside from one art which gets used by coomers while ignoring several other.

Weeboos hate milfs because they love their 12 year olds.

 

[Silverfish]

Dante is a placeholder until we get Mio Honda pfps.

 

[Frank Capicoli]

I fucking hate weebs/coomers (they are usually one and the same). Absolutely everything, in every piece of media, revolves around the question of "can I jack off to this" or "does this make me aroused". Those two are always the priority, and Heaven help you if you dare to de-sexualise something. You can see the results on this thread.

It's not about fapping to it. Why the fuck would I want to see a visual fantasy medium with nothing but hideous people in it? When I can walk out my front door and see ugly people any day actually none of them would be as ugly as your average modern western game character.

You can also thank them for every modern RPG obsessing over romances - after all, that's coom material too.

Videogame romances are garbage. What now faggot?

And it is not like they changed much amazon. She is just older. In D2 art pieces she also had strong lines aside from one art which gets used by coomers while ignoring several other.

Weeboos hate milfs because they love their 12 year olds.

You can't compete with TemplarOglu in the "Who is the most retarded Codexer 2021 edition" so you might as well give up now.

 

[Tyranicon]

All of you are going to have a collective fit when my shit, no-effort porn game becomes codex GOTY 2023.

 

[Tigranes]

What the hell is happening in this thread

What the hell is this retarded remaster

What the hell is me

Take me back, Joe, take me back to the Underrail thread