NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Twinfalls]

Anyone got MK's post somewhere then?

He does have this to say elsewhere:

(the only real inconsistencies are concerned with turning Cyrodiil into a new Gondor).

Oh, how I share your hatred. You have no idea....

 

[Thrawn05]

You heard it folks. MAKE OB MODS NOW!!!!

 

[onerobot]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=481902

check out what the little monsters who love oblivion list as their favourites - its consistently halo and other gibbering moron fodder...

This one was just baffling, though:

1. FF7
2. Fallout 1-2
3. Gothic
4. Planescape T, BG
5. NWN

23. Oblivion....

EXPLAIN YOURSELF FOOL

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

HERESY!!!!!

 

[Thrawn05]

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER PWNDS ALL, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET!!!!

 

[Kendar]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... &p=6915265

Oblivion feels like anyothergame to me. But one with a built in walkthrough

Soooo well said...

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

Duke Nukem Forever will be the game that destroys the FPS genre by virtue of being awesome

 

[kingcomrade]

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER PWNDS ALL, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET!!!!

HAY U CANT NO TAHT U HAVNET PLAID IT YET LOL

 

[Thrawn05]

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER PWNDS ALL, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET!!!!

HAY U CANT NO TAHT U HAVNET PLAID IT YET LOL

I can say that because I foresaw the future. DNF will be the best FPS, RPG, Puzzle, RTS, Adventure, Arcade, Educational, Flight Sim, MMO, and Stealth game ever to grace this earth. It will also double as a beer cozy and sexual stimulating device. It will end world hunger and bring forth a new age of enlightenment. Books will be written about the deep philosophical meaning behind the game. The 3D Realms HQ will be the new Mecca for people across the world.

Or, to put in Codex easy speak: DNF will make Volourn say "NWN sucks. r00fles!"

You cannot deny this future KC. DNF will PWND ALL!!!

 

[Lumpy]

I think the guilds are awesome.
It makes you think that you are actually influencing the world around you.

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... 84747&st=0

 

[Shodan]

What's this? A site where people actually dislike Oblivion and love Daggerfall?

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Do people around here hate Bioware too? Because that would be the icing on the cake.

 

[Shagnak]

What's this? A site where people actually dislike Oblivion and love Daggerfall?

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Do people around here hate Bioware too? Because that would be the icing on the cake.

Some do. Some dont. Some are ambivalent. The same can be applied to the TES games.
Join the hivemind and become eternally confused.

 

[Data4]

What's this? A site where people actually dislike Oblivion and love Daggerfall?

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Do people around here hate Bioware too? Because that would be the icing on the cake.

Hey.... are you that same Shodan from the ESF who always posts in character? That's really fucking annoying. Welcome to the Codex! Have a fishy stick!

-D4

 

[Data4]

Contempt for Pete equals cool points in my book. I'm starting to like MK more and more.

-D4

 

[Lumpy]

What's this? A site where people actually dislike Oblivion and love Daggerfall?

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Do people around here hate Bioware too? Because that would be the icing on the cake.

Hey.... are you that same Shodan from the ESF who always posts in character? That's really fucking annoying. Welcome to the Codex! Have a fishy stick!

-D4

Rather, have a tubgirl.

 

[Thrawn05]

Contempt for Pete equals cool points in my book. I'm starting to like MK more and more.

-D4

Let's take a look at resent events:

Ken Rolston's departure and subsequent negative review of OB.

Pete Hine's acknowledgement of OB's flaws (see my earlier post that I quoted him saying).

Michael Kirkbride's constant bitching about OB and Pete.

The flame wars on the ESF about OB versus Arena/DF/MW that are making moderators like summer even bitchier and Pete lashing out at the fans.

Thus is the legacy of Todd. It keeps getting better and better.

Am I missing any other juicy event?

 

[Shodan]

Hey.... are you that same Shodan from the ESF who always posts in character? That's really fucking annoying.

I make a conscientious effort to stay as far away from ESF as possible.

 

[Lumpy]

This IS the perfect RPG. There are two warring factions, each with their own ideologies. One wants to have fun, the other deep RPGs. There's lots of moral ambiguity. And there are consequences. If you join ESF, you get tubgirled by RPG codex members. If you join RPGCodex, you get suspended till an hour ago by ESF mods. You can also join neutral factions, like TIL. Or the Modders, which plan to rebuilt this rotten world.

 

[Blahblah Talks]

Hey.... are you that same Shodan from the ESF who always posts in character?
-D4

That Shodan was an alt of Rosenphilia Godot, aka whitemithrandir.

 

[Data4]

Hey.... are you that same Shodan from the ESF who always posts in character?
-D4

That Shodan was an alt of Rosenphilia Godot, aka whitemithrandir.

Really? Funny, because I don't mind the other alts. It was the Shodan one that made me want to say something that would get Summer's panties in a wad at any given time.

-D4

 

[Data4]

What's this? A site where people actually dislike Oblivion and love Daggerfall?

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Do people around here hate Bioware too? Because that would be the icing on the cake.

Hey.... are you that same Shodan from the ESF who always posts in character? That's really fucking annoying. Welcome to the Codex! Have a fishy stick!

-D4

Rather, have a tubgirl.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you didn't click my link.

-D4

 

[Blahblah Talks]

Hey.... are you that same Shodan from the ESF who always posts in character?
-D4

That Shodan was an alt of Rosenphilia Godot, aka whitemithrandir.

Really? Funny, because I don't mind the other alts. It was the Shodan one that made me want to say something that would get Summer's panties in a wad at any given time.

-D4

Well, shortly after he made Shodan (technically, "S H O D A N") someone else made an alt named "SHODAN v2.0" but didn't do nearly as good a job roleplaying her. Rosencrantz's SHODAN was know for her riddle threads.

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

If the dialogue sucks, it's because you people have no imagination.

Gold. Super mario is the best racing game just use your imagination.

Someone post the best, most well thought out arguement you can, then when some moron says that, say "wlww.[insert shock site here].com is a great point and click adventure, just use your imagination."

 

[kingcomrade]

What's this? A site where people actually dislike Oblivion and love Daggerfall?

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Do people around here hate Bioware too? Because that would be the icing on the cake.

I don't care at all about Oblivion the game and I've never played Daggerfall, I'm interested in Fallout 3. That's why Oblivion is such a disappointment to me, who never intended to buy it and has only played it a couple times on a friend's computer. Same company, same retarded design, raped series.

 

[Lumpy]

What's this? A site where people actually dislike Oblivion and love Daggerfall?

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Do people around here hate Bioware too? Because that would be the icing on the cake.

Hey.... are you that same Shodan from the ESF who always posts in character? That's really fucking annoying. Welcome to the Codex! Have a fishy stick!

-D4

Rather, have a tubgirl.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you didn't click my link.

-D4

Of course I didn't.