NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Cat Headed Eagle]

 

[Caim]

I kinda want one, but I would never use it in public.

Coward.

 

[Dark Souls II]

Imagine being a multibillionaire and having an ego so fragile you have to pretend you're goated at a video game you don't even know the mechanic fundamentals of... What a fucking faggot. He wouldn't survive a second in the Dark Souls II Undead Purgatory arena PVP in 2014. Pathetic.

 

[Fedora Master]

Imagine being a multibillionaire and having an ego so fragile you have to pretend you're goated at a video game you don't even know the mechanic fundamentals of... What a fucking faggot. He wouldn't survive a second in the Dark Souls II Undead Purgatory arena PVP in 2014. Pathetic.

I mean, this place is run by people who act like they like games but don't...

 

[dbx]

As much as I don't particularly like Musk, Musk Derangement Syndrome is pretty fucking real it seems.

 

[Gerrard]

How do you do fellow gamers?

 

[Tyrr]

I just remembered this guy. I knew his name sounded familiar.
He is famous for getting shit on for buying a level skip in Final Fantasy XIV. A real pro gamer.

 

[Jacob]

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Rest of the post since apparently twitter requires you to log in to see them

I was in the group that translated Ultima IV for the Japanese market.So I had hoped that the game that would come out of my novel would be like Ultima IV. However, at the time, Dragon Quest was by far the biggest hit in terms of field-based RPGs.




I had also written a novel about UltimaⅣ, and I had many ideas about how to make it a different game from Dragon Quest.But when I met with Mr. Ueda of ATLUS, he suddenly said to me "I'm going to turn this novel into a dungeon game. Do you agree with me?"




There was no way I could say no to Mr. Ueda, and I laughed and said, "Great”So Mr. Ueda decided on the prototype for the MT and SMT games.Ueda-san and I discussed about the story and characters many times, but I didn't say a word about the system.

I think it was Kazuya Suzuki and Mr. Okada who completed Mr. Ueda's plan and made it easy for users to play. But without Mr. Ueda, MT and SMT would probably have been different games.

Mr. Ueda's achievements should never be forgotten.(To be continued tomorrow)

 

[Caim]

So what, Richard Garriott is at fault for the existence of Shin Megami Tensei?

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Imagine being a multibillionaire and having an ego so fragile you have to pretend you're goated at a video game you don't even know the mechanic fundamentals of... What a fucking faggot. He wouldn't survive a second in the Dark Souls II Undead Purgatory arena PVP in 2014. Pathetic.

Please refrain from posting such demeaning statements against the President of the United States of America.

 

[NecroLord]

Imagine being a multibillionaire and having an ego so fragile you have to pretend you're goated at a video game you don't even know the mechanic fundamentals of... What a fucking faggot. He wouldn't survive a second in the Dark Souls II Undead Purgatory arena PVP in 2014. Pathetic.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Or "Missed"

Full "gameplay" of this non-game.

 

[Caim]

Imagine being a multibillionaire and having an ego so fragile you have to pretend you're goated at a video game you don't even know the mechanic fundamentals of... What a fucking faggot. He wouldn't survive a second in the Dark Souls II Undead Purgatory arena PVP in 2014. Pathetic.

Ah yes, my favorite Oblivion modder.

 

[Black]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

That picture is a vile insult against traditional undead mob.

 

[NecroLord]

That picture is a vile insult against traditional undead mob.

Sophie Turner on the lower left corner looking like a fucking ghoul...

 

[Dark Souls II]

This reminds me of that deranged Russian girl who performed a DIY buccal fat removal surgery on herself then fried her own buccal fat and ate it on a sandwich and posted a detailed photographic documentation of the whole proccess. Kinda based ngl, need me a freak like that.

Image tax:

 

[Caim]

That picture is a vile insult against traditional undead mob.

Sophie Turner on the lower left corner looking like a fucking ghoul...

By contrast, this is Michelle Fairley, who played the mother of Turner's character in Game of Thrones. She's 61.

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Alienman]

Wall of text crits your eyes.

 

[NecroLord]

 

[Hydro]

Wall of text crits your eyes.

The rest crits the brain

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Spotted elsewhere, dunno where best to put this, might be useful info for someone:

For the longest time, lightgun enthusiasts were basically forced to play with real hardware and CRT monitors if they wanted to enjoy these great games
In the last half decade or so there’s been a huge resurgence in homebrew Lightgun solutions for PC, from the premade but costly ($400+) Sinden lightguns to the crafty DiY projects like Gun4IR, which has users retrofitting oldschool Guncon controllers with the same IR cameras present in Wiimotes, and running custom software on the PC in conjunction with 4 IR sensors arranged at the corners of the screen.

If all of that sounds a bit much to just to enjoy these classics, there’s another solution which works surprisingly well: Connecting a Wiimote to your windows PC via bluetooth, using a real Wii sensor bar or one of the $10 USB versions available online, and some software for handling obscure devices like wiimotes, kinects, and PSMove controllers known as “GlovePIE” running a very simple script you can find below, to translate movements and button presses with the Wiimote to your computer:

https://github.com/GlovePIEPreservation/GlovePIE

https://www.reddit.com/r/GLOVEPIE/comments/1ddoxu3/wii_remote_to_mouse_and_keyboard_script/

Once you get it all setup, you should be able to smoothly use your Wiimote as a mouse, at this point you just need to run whatever emulator you want with whatever Lightgun games you want to play (Time Crisis, Virtua Cop, House of the Dead, even stuff like RE Survivor and Dino Stalker, etc etc). Each emulator will have a different setup process, but any good emulator for a system which had a Lightgun will have a means of simulating that Lightgun with a mouse, PCSX2 and Duckstation(PS1) as examples where it’s only a couple clicks to set up “mouse as lightgun” functionality. Then from there you’ve opened up access to hundreds of classic games, capable of running on crisp, modern hardware and getting an experience which is astoundingly good facsimile.

TLDR:

What you need: Wiimote, sensor bar, GlovePIE, emulator, roms

What you get: Hundreds of Lightgun games capable of running on modern hardware without a massive cost or effort outlay.

Here’s an example of someone with a similar setup playing House of the Dead 3 on Dolphin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ob...zZSB3aW5kb3dzIGxpZ2h0Z3VuIGVtdSBnbG92ZXBpZQ==

 

[Dark Souls II]

This reminded me of every western AAA RPG released in the last few years.

(Anna is the bald's guy name by the way, not the elf girl's)