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[Average Manatee]

>1 hour long
Bro I can't keep hard for that long, can I get a 5 minute highlight reel?

 

[lightbane]

https://nichegamer.com/the-vatican-unveils-official-anime-girl-mascot/

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The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot​

by Brandon Lyttle on October 28, 2024 at 2:09 PM, EDT

The Vatican has unveiled a new cute anime girl mascot, hoping to create characters that “can represent the sentiments that resonate in the hearts of the younger generations”.
The new character named Luce (which means “Light” in Italian) helps to “guide young pilgrims towards hope and faith” according to the Catholic News Agency.
Luce and her friends were designed by tokidoki co-founder Simone Legno. Luce is joined by her dog Santino, alongside her friends Fe, Xin, and Sky. With a design reminiscent of Sanrio characters, Luce and friends wear colorful raincoats and boots to travel on their holy pilgrimage. Luce and her friends have unique markings in their eyes which Jubilee chief organizer Archbishop Rino Fisichella describes as “a symbol of the hope of the heart”.

Luce will make her debut at the Lucca Comics and Games convention in Italy, which will be the first time the Vatican will officially participate in a comics convention. Luce will also represent the Holy See at Expo 2025 in Osaka, Japan.
The Catholic Church is planning multiple cultural events and projects in anticipation of the upcoming Catholic jubilee.
At present, it’s unclear what’s planned for Luce and friends insofar as merchandising and possible multimedia projects.

 

[Elttharion]

Vatican anime character

A bunch of lolis and shotas

 

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[Caim]

Imagine E1M1. At Doom's Gate is playing. You turn left and right to grab the two health packs, then go into the room with the stairs. You shoot the first shotgun guy and take his gun. The second guy starts shooting you so you time popping out of cover to shoot him as well. You dispose of the duo at the top of the stairs, grab the small armor packs, then grab the big one. You go down again, press the button on the pillar and switch it to go to the outside section.

Your brain is now running Doom.

 

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"I LIVE AGAIN."

 

[Caim]

>1 hour long
Bro I can't keep hard for that long, can I get a 5 minute highlight reel?

It's just a playthrough of a mod where you cozy up to a "mistress" who actually turns out to be a drug lord, and you can help her expand her business. Lots of mid-tier pornographic writing. Think Breaking Bad with more Breaking Back.

 

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[JarlFrank]

 

[Gerrard]

>1 hour long
Bro I can't keep hard for that long, can I get a 5 minute highlight reel?

It's just a playthrough of a mod where you cozy up to a "mistress" who actually turns out to be a drug lord, and you can help her expand her business. Lots of mid-tier pornographic writing. Think Breaking Bad with more Breaking Back.

"I can fix her."

 

[Heroic Liberator]

The Vatican has unveiled a new cute anime girl mascot, hoping to create characters that “can represent the sentiments that resonate in the hearts of the younger generations”.

 

[Arthandas]

 

[Baron Dupek]

After decade and half we got Red Ded Redemption on PC and people are already cooking with mods

 

[ERYFKRAD]

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[NecroLord]

When blacks were actually productive members of society?

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[The Decline]

When blacks were actually productive members of society?

The results weren't worth the time and effort required.

 

[NecroLord]

When blacks were actually productive members of society?

The results weren't worth the time and effort required.

Like a wise american said:
"We should've picked our own fucking cotton."
That aside, they were also brought on boats by the jews, who were also plantation owners and operators.
Big money made through slavery.

 

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Who the hell uploads a gif to youtube with no sound, wtf?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

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Who the hell uploads a gif to youtube with no sound, wtf?

The original is a completely different question and answer altogether.

 

[PlanHex]

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Who the hell uploads a gif to youtube with no sound, wtf?

The original is a completely different question and answer altogether.

Yeah, I meant it seemed like someone took a gif and turned it into a video so it could be uploaded it to YouTube instead of taking the gif and uploading to an image host.

On reflection, it probably started out with a video, so it makes sense as the most lazy option to turn the sound down and slap text on and put on youtube rather than convert to gif I guess.

 

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