Community Another Day, Another Codex Lawsuit

[mondblut]

Is calling mr. VidyaGameAttorney a stupid cunt "defamatory", "untrue" or "damaging"?

 

[V_K]

Someone should make this into a novel. This character material - a Neanderthal developer, working on a game for 20 years, an incompetent lawyer, trying to erase himself from history - that's pure gold.

I don't know if a novel, but could be made into a movie surely.

Cleve: Vince Vaughn
Morrison: Simon Pegg

So much potential.

I though about movie first too, but having the actors just sit in front of their PCs and write walls of text on different forums doesn't make for a great viewing experience. On the other hand all the action happening online provides wonderful opportunities for exercises in style that literary critics gonna love.

 

[bat_boro]

Maybe David Gaider could write it?

 

[Outlander]

Someone should make this into a novel. This character material - a Neanderthal developer, working on a game for 20 years, an incompetent lawyer, trying to erase himself from history - that's pure gold.

I don't know if a novel, but could be made into a movie surely.

Cleve: Vince Vaughn
Morrison: Simon Pegg

So much potential.

I though about movie first too, but having the actors just sit in front of their PCs and write walls of text on different forums doesn't make for a great viewing experience. On the other hand all the action happening online provides wonderful opportunities for exercises in style that literary critics gonna love.

There have been movies about, say, writers, where they don't just write on-screen the whole time. I guess it's about taking all the antics these two bozos did/wrote about and explore that, not necessarily by having them writing online posts/blogs. You could make Cleve a rambling schizo that spouts out loud his inane doctrine in his every day life (he has a common day job of course - have you seen The Secret Life of Walter Mitty? the way Stiller's character 'daydreams' think about the failed attempt to build a bunker, he thinks he has titanium bones and ends up in hospital, pitching his Grimoire project to secure funding, etc, etc...) Then the lawyer part is easy, most funny bits can be portrayed over phone calls and meetings.

Maybe David Gaider could write it?

It would quicly turn into a softcore porno extravaganza. But he could actually give Cleve advice on the design of certain Grimoire monsters...

 

[Mortmal]

That means we may be legally required to give a lawyer IP addresses and timestamps

Sapiens fears IP collect, neanderthals use http://www.cyberghostvpn.com/en_us
Plenty of free servers, for download its probably not enough bandwith but for a death threat on the internet ? More than enough , and they wont dare coming at you with a russian IP.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

In euronistan, most of the codex-related entries have already been removed from google search.

Really? Like what?

 

[jcd]

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[ghostdog]

Oh well, I already predicted this would happen. What you don't yet grasp is that Cleve is behind ALL of this. Cleve is both Grimoire and Impostor. Cleve is the man behind the prosper mask.

Spoiler

 

[Decado]

Lol @ Europe. How do I shot free speech?

 

[tuluse]

 

[Crispy]

What hasn't been mentioned here yet is that our own young, aspiring lawyer, Mr. Flying Spaghetti Monster, esq. got into a little tit-for-tat pissing match with this guy and he seems to have been rather successfully intimidated by him, apparently scared that Ryan "Matlock" Morrison was going to tattle on him to his new bosses and/or his professors (FSM's not a real lawyer yet).

Like it or not, we are retreating. We are being bullied. But I say, just like in the Battle of the Bulge (which is oddly apropos here at Codex), "nuts!". Fuck this guy.

 

[Raghar]

This is how the shelves with all the popcorn and chips in the closest supermarket looks:

I am well equipped now. Keep it coming.

You are from Berlin WTF happened? Did Tesco have a sale?

 

[evdk]

Lol @ Europe. How do I shot free speech?

With EU Directives, why?

 

[Kane]

That means we may be legally required to give a lawyer IP addresses and timestamps, along with your registered email address or other details about your account.

Change hosters. Straya has officially elected to abandon freedum and liberdy anyway. Your highly valued freedom of speech is incompatible with western values.

 

[thesheeep]

This is how the shelves with all the popcorn and chips in the closest supermarket looks:

I am well equipped now. Keep it coming.

You are from Berlin WTF happened? Did Tesco have a sale?

Dude, I am afraid I just took the next best image of an empty shelf and not specifically the one I purchased from.

 

[DraQ]

The thing about Neanderthal ancestry isn't completely untrue, actually.

We need a Neanderthal emoticon.

I once altered the one, but can't be arsed to search.

An incompetent and insecure lawyer vs a solipsistic snake oil salesman. Oh boy, oh boy!

Would definitely buy a beat'em'up with such characters as combatants.

 

[TripJack]

It's fun being admin of the codex. I get to deal with all the fun legal stuff that happens as a result of the idiocy you morons get yourselves involved with.

there was no necessity for you to 'deal' with anything here, the guy's complaint is baseless and you could've just ignored it but you just couldn't help trolling the guy could you

Shame to him that some of us live in actual free countries. Unless I offend him by means of sex, race, religion or by hacking & leaking personal information, the law here doesn't give a fuck.

so when you say some of us you are not including yourself right

 

[flabbyjack]

Thanks DU. I can't believe nobody has posted this ^ yet.

I'm somewhat familiar with legal work. This guy probably charged 25 hours to draft the letter to rpgcodex as 'pro-bono'. A certain amount of pro-bono work is required to maintain a lawyer's standing. From wiki

Lawyers in the United States are recommended under American Bar Association (ABA) ethical rules to contribute at least fifty hours of pro bono service per year(s).

There's also requirements by state and on a firm-by-firm basis.

If I had to do pro-bono. You better believe it'd be for video games. That's hardly work at all. I think this will nearly the last we hear of Mr. Fussypants for the next year or so.

 

[Abelian]

Simply put, anyone here making threats against anyone - specifically that is, saying or suggesting anything that might be illegal - we will not defend.

This coming from the man who includes the phrase "We'll have your balls." in his e-mail signature. When replying to a lawyer.

Spoiler

 

[GlutenBurger]

It's fun being admin of the codex. I get to deal with all the fun legal stuff that happens as a result of the idiocy you morons get yourselves involved with.

i see no fun legal stuff here and i see no reason for you to 'deal' with anything, the guy's complaint is baseless and you could've just ignored it but you just couldn't help trolling the guy could you

No harm in making sure that, if some idiot goes too far and provides the tangible ammunition being desperately flailed for, that guy's on his own. Anybody legitimising this hack would surely be spoiling the show. His public frothing does him more serious damage than any defamation ever could.

 

[felipepepe]

so when you say some of us you are not including yourself right

Truth be said, all BRs are protected by the all-mighty power of brazilian burrocracy. If Mr. Lionel Hutz wants to even start a process, he'll have to find someone to represent him here, translate ALL the documents to portuguese via a official translator (that charge a lot) AND wait like a year until our ultra-fast justice to look at the general direction of his case. All that to say how he's angry that someone called him names on the internet. First-world problems, ho.

 

[mediocrepoet]

First-world problems, ho.

Someone disrespected me on the Internet! To arms! :kwanzania:

 

[flabbyjack]

felipepepe
BR speaks Portuguese? (I am ignorant amerikwa) Does that mean Brazil and Portugal are best friends like USA and GB?

Common language = almost the same country

 

[TalesfromtheCrypt]

What hasn't been mentioned here yet is that our own young, aspiring lawyer, Mr. Flying Spaghetti Monster, esq. got into a little tit-for-tat pissing match with this guy and he seems to have been rather successfully intimidated by him, apparently scared that Ryan "Matlock" Morrison was going to tattle on him to his new bosses and/or his professors (FSM's not a real lawyer yet).

Like it or not, we are retreating. We are being bullied. But I say, just like in the Battle of the Bulge (which is oddly apropos here at Codex), "nuts!". Fuck this guy.

Flying Spaghetti Monster likes to play a hardass but appearently he shat his pants real hard after this joke lawyer threatened him. Notice how he stopped posting in all relevant threads all of a sudden

 

[felipepepe]

felipepepe
BR speaks Portuguese? (I am ignorant amerikwa) Does that mean Brazil and Portugal are best friends like USA and GB?

Common language = almost the same country

They "discovered" us bro, just like UK arriving at kwaland or spainards in Mexico & rest of latin america.