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Dayyālu

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Best I can tell, a girlfriend is sort of a personal life coach you pay in flowers, who teaches you that everything you like doing is bad for your health.

What an horrible thing.

That game looks like something she'd like, it's basically Golden Axe? I played that back in the day. Bit pricey :) We still have Magicka, too! Let's arrange something.

It's like 6 bucks on key reseller sites.
 

Matalarata

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Bit pricey


That... can be fixed. In any case, always look for alternatives insted of buying directly on steam:

https://www.kinguin.net/category/3979/dungeons-dragons-chronicles-of-mystara-steam-cd-key/


edit:ninj'd by Day. Between the beginning and the end of my post I had to attend to my feline minions.

Edit2 sqeecoo much better than golden axe. It has more depth: an inventory, spellcasting, magic items, consumables, multiple paths... It's one of my favourite arcades ever, probably the best.
 
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Matalarata

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Lefuq? I was sure this was scheduled to be processed earlier today... Has it been postponed?


edit:probably to give Ulm time to go AI, carry on.
 

sqeecoo

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Yep guys, meet Lucid! He has a some nice youtube LPs you might want to check out, as well. I'll ask him to stick to existing deals, but he's authorized to make any decisions he feels are best. Also, why is Ulm randomly teleporting solitary illuminated ones into my provinces? We don't even have a border.
 

Matalarata

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Well, hello and welcome to the codex! Can't say I'm familiar with your channel but I'll give it a shot.

...You know if someone from Youtube discovers your account here all your videos will be taken down and flagged as nazi propaganda, right?
 

Dayyālu

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Is this an alt right stronghold?

The site at large? Somewhat. Particularly the containment boards have number of very peculiar individuals. The management does not care much about what happens here, bar doxxing and CP, and that's how we roll.

By the way, only here (MP section), I am the management. Welcome aboard.

The Dominions section (and the Playground) have a fairly sane playerbase, bar the fact they are mostly slav. If you can't endure retarded abuse do not visit other sections of the site, they aren't worth it.

And we aren't even talking about the off-topic section, it's your garden variety MRA\Gators\/pol/ shitposters variety. Simply ignore.
 

sqeecoo

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Is this an alt right stronghold?

It's a place of true diversity and inclusivity, where no opinion is censored and no conversation stifled.
So obviously it's an alt-right shithole, as no true liberal progressive can survive in the wild outside the protective bubble of political correctness.

There are however plenty of communists like Dayyalu here fighting the good fight against the nazis with word and shitpost (there are a few actual nazis), and a bunch of religious crazies (Christian and Islamic) in the middle, just basically screaming that everything is sinful.

For an atheist liberal like me who loves a good no-holds-barred discussion, it's a place of wonder and terrible beauty.

They say that a picture is worth a thousand words, so perhaps there's no better way of explaining this than by showing an excerpt from this Codexian masterpiece:

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But all of this insanity is confined to the restricted general discussion forum. Here you'll find only what you'd reasonably expect from shitposting nerds who aren't shushed into silence by a mod if they feel like telling someone to fuck off.

By the way Dayyalu, I never noticed you became a motherator! Congrats!
 

Dayyālu

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For an atheist liberal like me who loves a good no-holds-barred discussion, it's a place of wonder and terrible beauty.

For an atheist liberal like me who loves a good no-holds-barred discussion


atheist liberal like me



:liberals:

SEND IN THE TANKS WE HAVE ANOTHER

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By the way Dayyalu, I never noticed you became a motherator! Congrats!

Dreaad got eaten by Jews (and his own life choices) someone had to beg for the place.
 

Grimwulf

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24h extension, please.

Awright, who's got admin password for this game? Why is it extended til April 13th all of a sudden?

17:23 GMT on Tuesday April 10th
Hosting delayed by 3 hours.
21:17 GMT on Tuesday April 10th Hosting delayed by 24 hours.
01:17 GMT on Wednesday April 11th Hosting delayed by 24 hours.

Seriously.
 
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Grif

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24h extension, please.

Awright, who's got admin password for this game? Why is it extended til April 13th all of a sudden?

17:23 GMT on Tuesday April 10th
Hosting delayed by 3 hours.
21:17 GMT on Tuesday April 10th Hosting delayed by 24 hours.
01:17 GMT on Wednesday April 11th Hosting delayed by 24 hours.

Seriously.
Whoops. That'll be me entering the 24hours the second time. I thought no one extended and decided to "chip" in.
 

sqeecoo

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Bros, I'm sorry to say it's time for me to leave my babies in Lucid's capable hands. Be gentle to my fledgling kingdom.

Mr Adming Xir whoever you are, please change the mail to Lucid's, which you can get via PM from him. Have fun everyone!
 

LucidTactics

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Yup, ill try not to drive things into a ditch while you're gone. Can you message me? I'm not sure I can message you with a new account - certainly cant see an option to do so
 

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I am Frog. Son of Frog.

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I come from great lineage of Frog. Magic Sacred Frogs and Shamans and Bacabobs says name is Muuch, but that's difficult for Frog. We keep things simple.

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Frog like tales. Sometimes tales difficult to believe. Tales of Great Basalt City of Frogs in the Depths.

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Frog always found tale weird. Black Rock city in the depths, with thousands of Frogs and Great Queen and Kings, even superior to Bacabobs. Then tale of squids from sky that came, and great escape. Always thought squid tale fake. Sky squids? How they fly?

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Weird tales. Frog always liked more tale of brown Frogs. They believed to be smarter and tried to conquer the Above World. There are no longer Brown Frogs. Tale of arrogance.

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Then batmen came back. We came out of Deep Home and remade a kingdom. Wasn't smart. Should have remembered tale of Brown Frogs. Many tragedies. Sign from Pantokrator. Bacabobs say that Pantokrator no more, but Frog thinks Earthquakes and Troglodytes and Giant Invasion was sign that we should have stayed in the Depths.

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Giants came. Zotz tried to fight them. Zotz died. Frog People was smarter, did what it always did. Escaped. To the waters, back from where Frog People came. To lead us, Grandpa Earth.

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Grandpa Earth old. Like, old old. Cranky too. Older than Bacabobs. Frog thinks older than Pantokrator, too. Didn't like to escape. Was moodier than usual. Kept screaming "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING" all the time. Grandpa Earth doesn't even look like frog, but he likes when people hear his tales. He can go on for hours.


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Frog liked new home. Sea was comfy. Grandpa Earth slightly less cranky. Bacabobs and Shamans kept running around discovering things. Batmen that fled us didn't like it though. Wet bats were miserable.


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Then emissary of Dead Lizards came. Frog doesn't get why dead lizards need even seas, but they want it. Living lizards can't even live in the seas. Maybe dead lizards can? But Dead Lizards can't enjoy the place. They don't even have eyes to see.


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Grandpa Earth was pissed off. Many of the Shamans suggested escaping again. There were safe lands and Dead Lizards were endless. Frog agreed, no chance of victory. Grandpa Earth disagreed. Started screaming that "HE HAD ENOUGH" and "THIS TIME I WILL DIE BEFORE ANOTHER BUNCH OF FUCKS GETS MY HOME AND RETIREMENT FUNDS".



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Grandpa Earth went into forges of New City. Frog never completely believed tales about Great Basalt City of Frogs in the Depths and their great Forges. But Grandpa Earth came out, and great were his weapons and armour. Dead Lizards sent great army and we had few warriors. Frog thought that was it, now our people is dead. Grandpa Earth went alone, in his weapons and armour. Started screaming something about his "lawn" or something.


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To be honest, Grandpa Earth has no lawn.


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But the army of the Dead Lizards came forth, and Grandpa Earth killed them all. They sent even more, and our warriors and Grandpa killed all of them again. Great was the slaughter, and not only dead lizards but also Lizards and even treacherous fish people fell under his blade.

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Frog does not think Dead Lizards will stop. Sooner or later they Grandpa Earth will fail in his old age, and it will be the end again. But Frog thinks that at least, we made another tale. Like the one of the Brown Lizards, Frog thinks. One of arrogance.


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Only this time it will be the Dead Lizards that will remember their arrogance.
 
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Matalarata

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Mam Lum won't be draining taxpayer money for his retirement funds. Imagine the health insurance costs on the thing *shivers*

I'm all about having the elderly go in a blaze of glory!


...also, I now want a white talking toad as a pet.



edit: those crossbowmen :lol:
 

Grimwulf

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Need a 24h extension due to sudden irl shennigans. Previous admin password doesn't work for some reason. Dayyālu

Edit: Nevermind, I think I can make it in time. Still need an extension in Decline 22.
 
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