Pathfinder Who's the hottest chick in Pathfinder : Kingmaker?

[lukaszek]

stop pretending that taller waifu would chose you, obviously linzi is the way

 

[Tavernking]

They'd all make terrible partners.

 

[ArchAngel]

I would say Valerie, she seems like only one that would do housework and not leave it all to you :D

I would also say Jaethal but I would be afraid every night if I would wake up in the morning :D And of course there is the problem of her being a cold corpse.

 

[Jarpie]

I would say Valerie, she seems like only one that would do housework and not leave it all to you :D

I would also say Jaethal but I would be afraid every night if I would wake up in the morning :D And of course there is the problem of her being a cold corpse.

Spoiler

You can make her alive again or get her the ability to switch bodies and take over her daughter's body.

 

[ArchAngel]

I would say Valerie, she seems like only one that would do housework and not leave it all to you :D

I would also say Jaethal but I would be afraid every night if I would wake up in the morning :D And of course there is the problem of her being a cold corpse.

Spoiler

You can make her alive again or get her the ability to switch bodies and take over her daughter's body.

Then she could be fun for a while but soon you would get old and useless and she would remain young

 

[Avarize]

Octavia is just another example why chaotic good is the worst alignment.

 

[LannTheStupid]

Octavia will bring vital genetic diversity to the ruling house.

 

[Tyrr]

She is annoying, but cucking the orc is fun.

 

[Nano]

She is annoying, but cucking the orc is fun.

Letting him in on the action is more fun.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

All who partake in extramarital activities shall be executed in my kingdom.

 

[Cpt. Dallas]

She is annoying, but cucking the orc is fun.

FTFY
'getting sloppy seconds from'.

 

[Avarize]

She is annoying, but cucking the orc is fun.

I'm very much against such activities but the orc was so annoying that I might just have to replay the game if only to slight that character.

 

[LannTheStupid]

I have no idea what you are talking about. Octavia and Regongar are the best companions in my party, and Jaethal is the second only because she is slightly obsessed with insulting everyone. Which is good, but rather one-dimensional.

 

[Erebus]

Where is the KINGCOMRADE option?

It's Linzi.

 

[Avarize]

I have no idea what you are talking about. Octavia and Regongar are the best companions in my party, and Jaethal is the second only because she is slightly obsessed with insulting everyone. Which is good, but rather one-dimensional.

They are both chaotically aligned and their views about everything are dumb and cringy.

 

[LannTheStupid]

They are both chaotically aligned and their views about everything are dumb and cringy.

Their views perfectly correlate with mine.

 

[TheBreadcrumb]

Amiri. Because I like fit Women. And I have a fantasy of turning barbaric women into housewives. I'm angry that Paizo cucked out on having her as a romance option. I would have loved to turn her attitude around through the power of my dick.
Linzi is decent looking and I think there is potential in a good shortstack. Problem is she's a halfling and therefore has hairy feet. Gross. Cute voice though.
Jaethal is too edgy for my tastes and pretty ugly for an elf. You'd think she stumbled out of a Bioware game.
Octavia looks like Hermione Granger if she was uglier. She's also ORCED so she is shit tier by default.
Valerie has a manface and an ugly hairstyle.
As for Kallike and Kanerah, I don't even remember them. So I can't comment on them.
Nyrissa is ugly and a (((fey))). Also, she's had lovers before. So, into shit tier she goes.

Overall, a pretty shitty roster but what do you expect from WotC who decieded to celebrate ''inclusivity'' with fucking combat wheelchairs a few months ago. Hope the women are better in WotR but I'm not betting on it.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

Shitmaker follows the new game philosophy of no pretty women allowed in games. One female is scarier than the next here. I mean Nyrissa was supposed to be this enchanting nymph, but her in-game portraits make her look like warpig. Octavia looks like a cheap thot, Amiri looks like a man, Valerie looks like a butch dyke if only Amiri wasn't in, who makes her look more feminine.

 

[Melcar]

They are both chaotically aligned and their views about everything are dumb and cringy.

Their views perfectly correlate with mine.

So you're saying you are dumb and cringy?

 

[LannTheStupid]

So you're saying you are dumb and cringy?

It's in my nickname, at least the former part. LTR may be?

 

[Chippy]

Amiri, easily. She has that dialogue about running through the frozen tundra naked with her tits bouncing around.

I can imagine her nipples, and a bit of boob bouncing around. But to use the word tits? Bit of a stretch there...

I just think her outfit makes it a little hard to see what's going on. Either way, big tits never made a women.

Maybe not. But they help to make a woman. A lot.

 

[Avarize]

They are both chaotically aligned and their views about everything are dumb and cringy.

Their views perfectly correlate with mine.

 

[Communist]

Having Linzi on this list scares me.
This is the archetype of the child, starting with the fact that she is like a child and behaves like a child.
I've noticed that degenerates have a habit of thinking cute things are sexy. It looks like that GIF, where a nasty pervert jerks off his dick while sucking a kitten.
This is conniving with degenerates.
I don't approve of this!

 

[Sykar]

As always, the long-haired elf is the best girl.

Seems like ERYFKRAD has to straighten you out.

 

[Thonius]

Jaethal? Hot? She is a walking corpse bruh... brrr it's probably the same as sticking a dick into ice cream or something. NOT HOT.