KickStarter Underworld Ascendant is a disaster

[ciox]

Thief 5 will be a 2D roguelite platformer for mobile.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider:_The_Secret_of_Bryce_Manor

A relatively small studio made up of industry veterans who had worked on titles such as the original Thief, Splinter Cell, and more, Tiger Style had developed Spider as their first project over the course of around eight months.

 

[80Maxwell08]

Well I finally got an email from fangamer with tracking for the collector's edition. Time for one final disappointment.

 

[Jarpie]

Why is that image so small, or is my browser fucking with me? I can't make up what they say.

 

[Efe]

you cant be disappointed if you never open it

 

[Narushima]

I'm starting to NOT regret having pledged this. After all, the LOLs keep delivering and are priceless.

I never pledged, so the lols are actually priceless for me.

 

[prengle]

if these decrepit motherfuckers somehow manage to fund a thief "spiritual successor", which will undoubtedly be yet another shitty half-baked unity game, or god fucking forbid, an actual sequel to thief 3, they will never hear the end of my ceaseless autistic screeching, mark my fucking words. they're not fooling anyone's asses a second time... i hope

 

[Narushima]

The Dark Mod is still the best Thief successor you can get these days.

 

[RNGsus]

Thief hasn't been dethroned, so there's no need for a successor.

 

[Smerlus]

Well I finally got an email from fangamer with tracking for the collector's edition. Time for one final disappointment.

I've bought bootleg discs that look more CE than what this studio put out.

 

[RNGsus]

There is already narrative justification for having more than one playable character in a proper sequel to Thief III: Deadly Shadows.

Garrett used all the rope arrows to hang himself.

 

[80Maxwell08]

So it just same in the mail and I would take pictures of it, but its literally the same as the regular box. So I paid more to get the exact same thing, but for it to take longer then. Never fucking change Otherside.

 

[Efe]

id give you a dollar for it.

 

[The Wall]

id give you a dollar for it.

BEST DEAL.TM!

 

[Hines]

Is the making of video available anywhere online?

 

[agris]

Is the making of video available anywhere online?

 

[Avonaeon]

$50 and up should get you the making-of video as a digital download.

 

[Curratum]

You can bet your ass there is no making of video and there never will be. You don't expose your own scam on video, after all.

 

[Eli_Havelock]

An existing IP any rights holder would allow these fuckups to touch that isn't System Shock.

So... Underworld Overlord 2 confirmed?

 

[Old Hans]

you guys remember when this game was in its planning stages and they were all like

oh man we're gonna have complicated eco systems and all these amazing systems that are amazing

then the game came out and it was a pile of shit. that was fun

 

[Nano]

 

[prengle]

being angry on the internet is a fun and enjoyable pastime :3

 

[Yosharian]

Sure as fuck beats playing games like Underworld Ascendant

 

[Child of Malkav]

Yeah.
So, uh, did know they're making Predator 5? Directed by Dan Trachtenberg. Just and FYI.

 

[taxalot]

being angry on the internet is a fun and enjoyable pastime :3

The next patch will solve everything.

 

[Sonus]

Transdermal patches of great "medicine" for the win.