KörangarTheMighty
Scholar
Embrace your Adûniac heritage now! Fed up with cucking yourself to the Valar? Why spend a night agonizing over a fey slave-name when you can join the King's Men and be constantly mistaken for a dwarf in worldchat today!Usually I'm the dumb-dumb who completely ignores everything else and just goes for the min-max options, but of all things it's LotRO that actually makes me want to sacrifice the numbers for RP purposes. I'm actually going to main a Gondorian Hunter instead of an Elf (who are gay as fuck) and lose out on the 5% bow damage.
Ithilien Rangers > Gay Elves...
Am I actually RPing? Oh God I think I'm gonna have an allergic reaction.
Also, it took me half an hour to come up with a Sindarin name cause niggers have literally taken EVERY SINGLE FUCKING COMBINATION.
Gradually, I began to hate them (Tolkien fans).
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