The Game Awards 2021 - December 9th

[The Wall]

Forza Horizon 5 most inclusive game
BMW and Audi lives matter!

 

[Bigg Boss]

Key take aways from what I've seen of this dumpster fire:

1) Dorito Pope is getting old.
2) Who the fuck are half these people?
3) Awards like: shit you're listening to on your gaming console? WTF? Seriously?
4) It's always funny when you can tell someone's actually in the gaming industry just by looking at them. This is not a compliment.
5) Why does anyone watch this shit?

Just to see if Kingdoms of Amalur 2 is announced.

 

[The Wall]

Early Access games getting 1.0 release are taking minutes and minutes of screen time

 

[Bigg Boss]

Why even announce the game if all you have is a character model and some music like with Wonder Woman?

 

[DeepOcean]

Usually I dont like the idea of being blind, that must suck, but sometimes in moments like this, I see the advantage to it.

 

[Lizard]

5) Why does anyone watch this shit?

Because Crowbcat rarely makes videos anymore. :/

I need my fix!

 

[Bigg Boss]

The bit about the wounded vet being able to still play without use of his hands was cool at least.

Stop using celebs to sell games. Goldblum can't even make that work.

 

[The Wall]

Raid Shadow Legends by Jeff Jew Goldblum

 

[mediocrepoet]

These bastards should all go against the wall for spreading the lie that mobile "gaming" is gaming.

 

[The Wall]

Raid Shadow Legends by Jeff Jew Goldblum

BEYOND PARODY

 

[Ghulgothas]

I love RAID: Shadow Legends. I was happy when RAID: Shadow Legends was shown off at the 2021 Game Awards TM. I can't wait to play RAID: Shadow Legends again.

 

[The Wall]

Gazzilion commercials for free to play games in between disappointments

 

[The Wall]

Yet another cast of stronk female warriors. This time in HALO power armor. I repeat, 9/10 lead characters are women

 

[mediocrepoet]

These products bring up complicated emotions in me. I'm not sure whether to cringe, facepalm, or vomit.

 

[Duraframe300]

I'm currently wondering if I'm already sleeping.

 

[The Wall]

SoyBoy with Epic receding hairline on stage

 

[Bigg Boss]

Yet another cast of stronk female warriors. This time in HALO power armor. I repeat, 9/10 lead characters are women

What do you have against strong women? Are you racist?

 

[The Wall]

Chocolate French with muzzle on his face thanking Jewish judges for yet another award for Deathloop

 

[The Dopamine Cleric]

 

[mediocrepoet]

How do you unironically celebrate Deathloop? Those discounts were so steep the graph of the price point is basically a vertical line. No one who isn't retarded thinks that's a good thing.

 

[Ghulgothas]

Career Celebrities spouting wooden lines peppered with obsolete gaming lingo they were fed beforehand will always be the best part of these weakass shows and their removal would sadden me.

 

[Duraframe300]

Okay, either I'm sleeping or I'm on drugs and I know I didn't take anything beforehand.

 

[The Wall]

New trailer for Elden Ring

 

[mediocrepoet]

Pot friend. That's what I'm missing. This is probably far more enjoyable with a giant bag of drugs.

 

[DeepOcean]

I love RAID: Shadow Legends. I was happy when RAID: Shadow Legends was shown off at the 2021 Game Awards TM. I can't wait to play RAID: Shadow Legends again.

You forgot the new champion and the 2000 gems.