The Dragon Quest Thread

[Nirvash]

Oh no the homosexual joined.

How do i force the pep thing, dumbass quest is asking me to kill giant bird using the 3 people limit.

 

[Casual Hero]

You can get consumable items from the Casino that allow you to invoke pep powers, but they're pretty pricey. Aside from that, go to an area with weaker enemies, defend, and just let them hit you until your pep triggers. Shouldn't take too long, and then you can flee from the battle and keep the pep for the next encounter you get into.

 

[Nirvash]

BUNNY SUIT RECIPE

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

My god how damn useless is this guy

 

[Nirvash]

LOL?

THEY FORGAVE HIM? WTF

YOU SICK FUCK

 

[Casual Hero]

Acknowledgement of wrongdoing, and character growth; we love to see it! :D
The spider boss here was probably the first moment where I got wiped out.

 

[Nirvash]

Damn spider wiped me 3 times, had to turtle hard using def buffs and rely on limits, pure rng battle.

Stupid old man ALWAYS fail to ress.

 

[Old Hans]

I love how everyone just immediately forgives Vince for taking victims down to the spider monster.

 

[Nirvash]

The damn giant squid is obliterating my sorry ass.

Gotta doll up the homosexual and make him a healslut.

 

[Nirvash]

The homosexual's gay dance healing is truly op, carried the fight.

But guys...

She is so perfect... i want to use the sexy build but the mana cost is insane.

 

[Nirvash]

sooooooo....

She will join the party later... right?

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Why is it I expect to run into the Dragonball universe in these games. I played the first 2 on nes WARRIOR not QUEST so it was USA censor I guess. 1 was fun but 2 was grind city at times. I started #3 but #2 drained me so I dropped it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=adypLilRHq8

I guess this is still up. https://www.woodus.com/


It has a MMO of sorts and construction for DQ1-4 I think. Maybe 5?

er had... abandoned now
https://www.woodus.com/forums/topic/38218-dragon-warrior-online/

 

[Nirvash]

Spoiler

very very very good

Story improved alot in the last 5 minutes-

Ok let's go place the orbs... but let me guess, doing that will unleash the demon lord and so they are right about killing the hero, lol.

 

[Nirvash]

Yep, everything gone to shit very very fast.

Spoiler

So... this is like final fantasy 6 midgame.... BUT GAY

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Apple store has a list:
DQ 1 $2.99 27.7mb xxxxxx
DQ 2 $4.99 48.6mb
DQ 3 $9.99 89.3mb
DQ 4 $14.99 508.7mb
DQ 5 $14.99 538.3mb
DQ 6 $14.99 647.9mb
DQ 7 N/A
DQ 8 $14.99 1.6gb

I bought DQ1 and its ok. Been ages since i played so i'll play blind. I guess i'm a monk as I've been punching slimes, she-slimes, and Dracky until level 5. Seems i forgot gear.

Other DQ Games:
Dragon Quest Tact FREE(ingame purchases) 836.3mb

DQ DAI: A Hero's Bonds FREE(ingame purchases) 419.3mb

 

[Casual Hero]

The king gives you enough money to buy a weapon. Definitely making it harder on yourself, but the game is only a few hours long anyways.
I'd like to replay DQ 1 myself. It was the first one I played, and that was before I was totally in love with the series like I am now. I also recently beat 2+3 for the second time.

 

[Nirvash]

Spoiler

I'm surprised i got this dude, he's also a man of culture i see.

Stronk as fuck.

 

[Okagron]

Hendrik is one of my favorite characters in the whole series and a big bro (well, at least when he joins you).

 

[turkishronin]

hahaha seggs

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Incest? 20 gp? Good grief.

NO IT IS NOT OK YOU SICK BASTARD!

 

[deuxhero]

お兄さん is also a general term of affection for a young, slightly older, male of no relation. It's like everyone the skater punk calls "bro" isn't literally his brother. This is why machine translation is garbage.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Sadly, for some old manuals and pics it is all I have. I just don't have the patience to learn new languages.

 

[Nirvash]

nooooo i want more GRAND MASTER MILF PANG

But no, i get this homosexual again.
and omg he... he... on no those poor kids why

I NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE OK?

Spoiler

Welll, just kill me and end my suffering.

 

[Berengar]

i want to use the sexy build but the mana cost is insane.

Get sexy. Embrace the parade.

 

[Nirvash]

OH OH OH OH

Spoiler

This nice GOLDNIGGA need a good, long spanking.

 

[Nirvash]

Spoiler

THIS CUNT DRAGON WIPED ME 5 TIMES

Good old erik sleep knives (and his 3500 nuke after divide and buffs) won the day.
I love erik now, good boy, not useless at all.

Spoiler

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Game ruined