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The Dragon Age: Inquisition Thread

UglyBastard

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If you can still not decide to buy the game, I can recommend this totally serious 10/10 Metacritic review:

In my opinion, this is the best RPG in the modern gaming world. Excellent work, Bioware. Under the glorious enlightenment and guidance from EA, a game publisher with precise long-term vision in future game development, Bioware finally manages to make a RPG suitable for everyone, but not just a game accessible only to a minority of hardcore RPG players.

DA: Origins is an old-school and medicore game only appealing to a tiny market niche. DA II breaks the medicority, and introduces the popular mass effect decision tree and button-mashing mechanics, which attracts tons of Call Of Duty (COD) and action gamers around the world, contributing to its great success. However, it still suffers from a linear and small game world, and repetitive dungeons.

DA: Inquisition evolves from its predecessors by combining the best elements of 2 popular RPGs in modern era. It adopts the sandbox open world, lightweight RPG perspective and enormous fetch quest system from the highly praised Elder Scroll Skyrim, as well as the popular decision tree mechanism and the combat elements from another Bioware's master piece, Mass Effects 3.

By having a cohesive reasonance of 2 best elements from 2 outstanding RPGs, and adding tons of creative elements, this game simply becomes one larger than the sum of all parts. You have a large world to explore, tons of item collection and FedEx quests to play with, and the best button mashing mechanics to finish off your opponents. Skyrim and this game is great because they both remove the annoying character stat building mechanism. Stat is now only granted from equipment, how amazing and creative, isn't it? In addition, this game adopts the perfect RPG gaming style of Skyrim, i.e. explore first, just forget the plot, which removes player's frustration to recall memory about the main quest and story line. This is just like a great and sincere invitation to all COD fans and action gamers, as well as any potential causal gamers. It caters for the taste of all gamers around the world via greatly enhancing its accessibility. It is a master of everything rather than a jerk of all trade. This is a game for everyone!

You may worry about that the return of the old-school tactical view from the mediocre DA:Origins may ruin your fantastic game play experience. Don't worry about that, it is just implemented for those hardcore players for their happiness in pausing the game all the time, breaking the pace of combat. This game can be handled easily by controlling your own character only under an action game style. The tactics setting of companion is simplified to an user friendly level for further accessibility. In contrast to DA: Origins, you can’t set up some complicated tactics for your companions, but this is unnecessary anyway. Friendly fire is disabled by default, so just forget your companions, and let them either fight or fall. You can handle fights easily by charging upfront and having high reflex in right timing of attack, dodge and button mashing. You can enjoy a fluid flow of combat all the time!

Overall, by removing the complexity and annoyance from old-school RPG, adding the best elements from 2 most famous modern RPGs, and introducing an exciting button mashing combat mechanics to the game, this game has reached the highest height of RPGs that none in the world could ever reach. This is a milestone of RPG development, and should be referred to in future development of RPGs. Today is an important day that marks the beginning of revolution in RPG history! A new era of RPG has come! From now on, we can step forwards and forget about all classic RPGs in the old-school days. Everyone, express your praise and gratitude towards our beloved developers, and join us to have fun in this master piece of art now!

In case if there are expansions or sequels for this gift from god, which are highly probable considering how successful this game is, we really hope that first-person shooting mode, QTEs and the mechanism of climbing tower to reveal map can be implemented. This will further induces passion from every gamers, because these elements are universally regarded by every gamer as the best features that have ever existed in shooter and action games!

By the way, I am looking forwards to see at least 1000 DLCs for this game, because its scope is so huge, and with so much potential to further expand on. Don't keep us waiting, our wallets are ready! We hope that our beloved developers will listen to our suggestion and request, and release the DLCs and expansions ASAP for us.
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imweasel

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I wouldn't be surprised if Bioware/EA are padding metacritic user reviews again. Their games really need it.
 

Volourn

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"I wouldn't be surprised if Bioware/EA are padding metacritic user reviews again. Their games really need it."

Yeah, because pro BIO/EA people are the only ones 'padding' the scores. No doubt plenty of 'haters' are giving ridiculous low grades . Hell, there's a guy on the Obsidian forums bragging about giving it 0/10 and he hasn't even played it yet argues that it's a proper 'review'. LMAO

People who give games 0/10 or 10/10 - espicially without playing it first - are scumbags who ruin the entuire system. Good thing i don't really take other people's opinions seriously. L0L
 

DeepOcean

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"I wouldn't be surprised if Bioware/EA are padding metacritic user reviews again. Their games really need it."

Yeah, because pro BIO/EA people are the only ones 'padding' the scores. No doubt plenty of 'haters' are giving ridiculous low grades . Hell, there's a guy on the Obsidian forums bragging about giving it 0/10 and he hasn't even played it yet argues that it's a proper 'review'. LMAO

People who give games 0/10 or 10/10 - espicially without playing it first - are scumbags who ruin the entuire system. Good thing i don't really take other people's opinions seriously. L0L
Hey Volly my Metacritic review, I didn't play it too just watched some videos, unfortunately it was 0/10:
This game is a disappointment, don't trust the positive reviews. If you like WoW combat and quests, go buy Lords of Draenor, it is a much better investment. They tried to copy Skyrim but this game doesn't come come even close, it is just WoW single player. I was expecting more elaborated sidequests and main quests but the ending result was sad to see, the game is full of repetitive and boring busy work quests with no well crafted story on sight.

The combat... it's awful, it is basicaly a hot key based WoW but single player, if you liked the tactical combat of Dragon Age: Origins, you are for disappointment and if you expected good action combat, buy Dragon Dogma instead. Actually, This... is just awful. I'm not a hater, I liked every single Bioware game released so far but this made me sad, Bioware got out of its way on this one. They are amazing storytellers, that crafted some of the best video game stories but this time...it pains to say this but Mass Effect 3 had a better story line and quests.

Don't let the game media fool you again, it was the same thing with Mass Effect 3.
Liked my performance?I tried to not to be a hater in there and be completely fair.:troll:
 

Volourn

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Nice troll, but reviews are meaningless to me. Only lemmings based their gaming habits on others opinions - be they positive or negative.
 

DalekFlay

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I think this looks way worse than Witcher 2, no contest. The models are laughable, animations are terrible; the scenery looks ok and the engine is capable of some cool post FX (sunshafts and all that faggotry), but art direction is mostly very bland and there's been nothing memorable for me so far.

It's seriously the most boring area design ever. Hills and grass, wow, my balls are on fire from such artistry. I've never seen hills and grass before, no sir. Can't just walk out my back door and see that, nope. Pictures of future areas don't look much better. Forests, beaches, etc. No real flair to any of it, it's just there.

To be fair 90% of games have this same problem.
 

retardation

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They'll probably use it as part of the "we're too progressive" narrative when more negative coverage comes around.

Maybe. Might as well be only targeted at India itself, though - it gets talked about more and: whoo, it's forbidden, I must have it...

the tinfoil hatting is strong in this one

"The staff members may not be ignored" so I have to reply to you.
After all the shit with NSA, Libya and stuff, the "tinfoil hat" and "conspiracy theory" phrases lost all their meaning. You are either some kind of shill, or an extremely dumb person (or most probably both).
 

Emily

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wow killing rams,picking random flowers,looting iron,auto attacking sure is fun.
There was 0 meaningful encounters let alone combat in these 21 minutes. And it was even faster then normal.
Truly a Citizen Kane moment in gaming history.
Also rift closing is about as same as in RIFT mmo (clone of WoW) I am not even kidding literally same all with waves :lol:
 

RK47

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Dead State Divinity: Original Sin
A monument to the achievement by Bioware's group of talented artists you mean?
The Leaning Tower of Pissants...
 

NotAGolfer

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Divinity: Original Sin 2
Oh wow, so now they got beat in the story department by fucking Bethesda?
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Also 10/10 reviews all over the web for an RPG without decent leveling mechanics and with subpar combat for both action and tactical combat fags? Who are all these morons and where did they come from?
At least 4players gave it 59% and wrote a lengthy rant. Luibl, the last man standing against the popamole.
 

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