Anime Steve: 一个人，没有狗。

[RK47]

Khemri

Spoiler

Received a strange call while in office...
No not a woohoo in a night club, they want me to go out of town.
Egypt. Specifically.

Well since work sucks and I have the cash to burn, why the hell not?

Egypt it is.
Unfortunately...

Expensive, but it's a worthwhile investment if I want to make this trip tolerable...

Time to try out the new camera!

Wonder how it looks like...

Very important.

 

[RK47]

Dunjin Krawl

Spoiler

There's lots of pyramids in Egypt and today I choose to conquer this one.

Gotta get the fuck out, NOW!

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Steve Danger and the Kingdumb of the Gastric Mummy.

 

[RK47]

Welcome to New You

Spoiler

OH YES! But first... let's unpack!

 

[Aeschylus]

That outfit. Never change Steve.

 

[Johannes]

.... Marry her?

 

[Hoaxmetal]

I was working on sims/dex lp too

Spoiler

 

[RK47]

Relax

Spoiler

It's late when I got home, and a familiar figure greets me outsie the apartment.

Ran across someone familiar at the apartment...

What a perfect timing!

Fuck that asshole.

 

[RK47]

The Kind Roost

Spoiler

Fuck that guy. I don't need his shit.

I think I need to think about what my boss said.
Did I approach people wrongly?
Am I wrong expecting to gain favors by giving presents?
Despite my advances on Katrina, I'm still socially awkward as fuck.
I need some advice, but I have no other friends except for Katrina and two one dog who love me.
But maybe... someone who stands over other knows more, one who serves many in a day, and listen to their troubles...

I just know the person.

Whatever, take a shot.

 

[WhiteGuts]

"Killing your culture", I thought he was talking about stop posting on the Codex.

But no, better go to China.

 

[Einherjan]

Oh, boy. Just re-installed The Sims 3 because of this.

 

[Caim]

I've been playing The Sims 3 for a couple of days now, and I have a roboticist date, fall in love with and eventually marry the university mascot who is a big-time party girl and a bigwig amongst the university's Jocks but secretly lives a double life as a petty criminal (it's just like in my DC comics!), fucked with the timeline at the urging of the lovechild of Doc Brown and the 11th Doctor to improve the future (everything is now pastel), had the roboticist build a robot woman whose head looks quite a bit like that of ED-E who then started chumming it up with an alien who happened to land just outside the front door a few days later which eventually led to an engagement (but no possible Close Encounter of the 34th Kind, shame on you EA), had the criminal girlfriend hit on the robot's alien boyfriend (he did not want), the alien keeps playing EA sports games (ruling out the existence of intelligent life?) and now I'm trying to get to a point where the robot girl and her alien can get a place of their own.

This game is fucking weird sometimes.

 

[RK47]

Its a rabbit hole Alice.
And jumped in there and realized it's 5 am.

 

[RK47]

Crotching Tiger

Spoiler

Our hero encounters great difficulty in his ancestral place of birth...

 

[RK47]

狗拳头殴打

Spoiler

 

[Kattze]

Why are you getting it on with a gweilo, RK? Such dishonour to the Han race.

 

[Smashing Axe]

Haha.

Are they actually taking photos of you because you're a "celebrity"?

Keep it up, these are good.

 

[Abelian]

Nice Ultima reference. Keep up the good work.

Spoiler

 

[dunno lah]

Good thing I didn't totally forget my Middle-school level Mandarin.

 

[RK47]

Nice Ultima reference. Keep up the good work.

To be surprised someone actually got it.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

This is totally not similar to you asking people to play DoW or BB on shoutbox.

 

[RK47]

booked taxi bye

 

[RK47]

This is totally not similar to you asking people to play DoW or BB on shoutbox.

u scared rite? come lah. hum ji for fug knn

 

[ERYFKRAD]

hum ji for fug knn

wut

 

[LundB]

hum ji for fug knn

wut

SMLJ?! i noe chiu understand question, don't act blur, chee bye!