Incline Skyrim is getting The Most Definitive Re-re-re-release once again at 11.11.2021

[Yosharian]

Jokes on them, i have never bought Skyrim.

Then again, i never plan to get it ever so lul

Just a matter of time before Todd has his way with you

 

[The Wall]

Skyrim with fishing for 60$

All these years, all these free milions of $$$, and they couldnt treat their fanbase with small DLC aka Knights of the Nine, that for example forshadows ES6. They won"t even bless quests from paid mods with cannonity

Gamers are women in spirit, fuck them good, ghost them for 10 years, and return for blowjob. They'll happily kneel and unzip your pants. Todd knows this*

*Unironically, gamers are mentally women because consumerism is female and modern AAA gaming is pure consumerism

 

[The Wall]

Gamers love being treated like shit. Prove me wrong and don't buy Skyrim++++ (now with fishing!)

 

[The Wall]

Think about it. Just think. Todd Howard being the cheeky bastard he is, added ONE new feature to the game. MOTHERFUCKING FISHING. You know how devs like to put easter eggs, mock you if you play easy mode etc..

This is Todd's way to ask you: will you bite AGAIN, bucko?

 

[Yosharian]

Think about it. Just think. Todd Howard being the cheeky bastard he is, added ONE new feature to the game. MOTHERFUCKING FISHING. You know how devs like to put easter eggs, mock you if you play easy mode etc..

This is Todd's way to ask you: will you bite AGAIN, bucko?

Thanks for the pep talk

 

[The Wall]

Will you? Of course you will! Who's my Tamriel Moneyfish? You are! One more goes into the bucket


Gamers are pathetic, gaming was mistake

 

[The Wall]

Jebo vas Skyrim, gejmerske somine

 

[The Jester]

Gamers love being treated like shit. Prove me wrong and don't buy Skyrim++++ (now with fishing!)

Skyrim Fishing SE
Art of the Catch

 

[Caim]

Jokes on them, i have never bought Skyrim.

Then again, i never plan to get it ever so lul

 

[mondblut]

Will it break loverslab mods?

 

[Inconceivable]

Think about it. Just think. Todd Howard being the cheeky bastard he is, added ONE new feature to the game. MOTHERFUCKING FISHING. You know how devs like to put easter eggs, mock you if you play easy mode etc..

This is Todd's way to ask you: will you bite AGAIN, bucko?

Holy shit, you're right.

 

[lukaszek]

but why fishing? Couldnt you just grab swimming salmon with your bare hands or am i mixing games?

 

[The Wall]

Yes, you could. Secret message from Todd Howard: ::"Gamers are such pikes, man"

 

[d1r]

Will it break loverslab mods?

A question which 95% of the Skyrim players have been asking themselves lately with frantic heart.

 

[The Wall]

They could have used all the milions of $$$ earned by re-releasing Skyrim, to honor 10-year-anniversary of game that made them billions and their fans, and make small DLC about Dragonborn tourist visiting one of the realms of lesser Daedra Princes, with quest-line, few side quests, some weird geography, some new mechanics testing (spears?) and story forshadowing for ES6 and Voila! Full price would be justifed in eyes of 99% of fans. You did right thing and made maximum profit with minimum effort

But no, it's not about that. It's about making maximum profit with ZERO effort. That's why: Fuck you Todd. I wanted to be you as kid

 

[luj1]

Skyrim remains to this day the worst disgrace in gaming.

 

[Caim]

but why fishing? Couldnt you just grab swimming salmon with your bare hands or am i mixing games?

I, uh, think I figured it out. You see, twenty years ago a guy on the official Bethesda forums started posting the following image as his way to brofist people:

This image of a photoshopped Captain Morgan (of the rum of the same name) holding a fishstick amused people and over time it became customary to give people fishy sticks if they joined the forum. Bethesda got in on the joke and they started to add in tributes to this in their games. Morrowind was the first, with you being able to find a book on the subject on an island near Dagon Fel (map here), with references to fishy sticks and fishticks appearing in Oblivion, Skyrim, ESO and the card game.

Now what does this have to do with fishing? Well, you catch the fish with a fishing pole made of wood. A single, long piece of wood. A stick if you will. And you're catching fish, or fishing, with a sticky. Your fishy stick.

You know what else has an anniversary in 2021? The fishy stick thing. So yes, I think it's very possible that Bethesda is adding fishing into the game and nothing more for the actual goddamn meme.

 

[JamesDixon]

I'll never buy it. I already got the SE version. I don't need to buy it again. Todd can go fuck himself with a diseased dildo.

 

[The Wall]

Skyrim's success was death of Elder Scrolls. 10+ years without new game by a multi-billion company. Time between Morrowind and Oblivion? 3 years

They could have done so much with the IP, instead they made shitty WoW clone (ESO), shitty HeartStone clone (Elder Scrolls Legends) and shitty FruitNinjas clone (Blades)

It's not NORMAL to wait for 15 years between sequals. ES6 will be released in 2025/6, and it will be shit

 

[JamesDixon]

Skyrim's success was death of Elder Scrolls. 10+ years without new game by a multi-billion company. Time between Morrowind and Oblivion? 3 years

They could have done so much with the IP, instead they made shitty WoW clone (ESO), shitty HeartStone clone (Elder Scrolls Legends) and shitty FruitNinjas clone (Blades)

It's not NORMAL to wait for 15 years between sequals. ES6 will be released in 2025/6, and it will be shit

What's really hilarious is that Daggerfall is now in Unity thanks to a dedicated fan. It plays better and has more options then Skyrim The Theme Park Ride™.

 

[Caim]

I just found out that the animated fishing mod Art of the Catch was one of the mods included back when Bethesda tried to do the whole paid mods thing the first time.

 

[Gastrick]

Skyrim with fishing for 60$

All these years, all these free milions of $$$, and they couldnt treat their fanbase with small DLC aka Knights of the Nine, that for example forshadows ES6. They won"t even bless quests from paid mods with cannonity

Gamers are women in spirit, fuck them good, ghost them for 10 years, and return for blowjob. They'll happily kneel and unzip your pants. Todd knows this*

*Unironically, gamers are mentally women because consumerism is female and modern AAA gaming is pure consumerism

Like with women, gamers only care about how much money a company makes and is able to invest into their games. The quality is only secondary to them. This is why great games like Redaxium are completely ignored and unplayed.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I wish they announced this at E3.

a helicopter in the distance is seen flying in over the city skyline

a mysterious wooden crate is brought out, surrounded by armed to the teeth soldiers in power armor

it is wheeled and escorted towards wherever the fuck E3 is traditionally held

the main stage room goes dark

actually every room in the building goes dark, including restrooms

a bright light appears on the entryway on the stage, the theme from 2001: Space Odyssey booms through the speakers

the blinding light sees a shadow form down the middle of it, as diminutive it may be

this mysterious figure walks down the aisleway to step into the spotlight

Todd Howard stands in the center, revealing himself... but he's not alone

as the theme song reaches its apex, he pulls out a copy of Skyrim: Anniversary Edition to the godray spotlight

three million dollars worth of fireworks go off

sixteen people suffer from seizures

it's here

 

[lukaszek]

story forshadowing for ES6

that assumes they started to work on it

 

[Stella Brando]