RPG techniques you use in real life

[kangaxx]

My party aggro'd an entire bar once in Brussels. Actually happened, was fucking awful.

 

[NecroLord]

My party aggro'd an entire bar once in Brussels. Actually happened, was fucking awful.

Did you get jumped by niggers?

 

[kangaxx]

My party aggro'd an entire bar once in Brussels. Actually happened, was fucking awful.

Did you get jumped by niggers?

Spanish, so cousins of the aforementioned.

 

[Saduj]

I wear the same stuff all the time, don't care how it looks and only replace a piece of the outfit if I find something with better stats.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

I learned all my romance skills from Rance.

 

[Crispy]

I sit around in an apartment with my shirt off waiting for adventurers to finally locate me.

 

[Cpt. Dallas]

I too often try to romance the BPD chick.

 

[Humanophage]

Ever since playing Baldur's Gate 1 for the first time many years ago, I consider it a requirement for full rest to sleep 8 hours. Doesn't mean I always do it, but it set the standard for me and I always keep it in mind when thinking about the time needed to sleep.

 

[Lord_Potato]

I always gather my party before venturing forth.

 

[Cpt. Dallas]

When I visit a new town, I always hit the bar first. If a brothel, I pay to screw *all* the chicks, always starting with the 'vanilla' one and ending with the dom.

I hoard stupid trinkets in case I need them for a quest later.

I walk around town with a gauntlet pointing at random shit to see if it glows.

I'm a Magic User, but stuck at level one and rolled 'Nystful's Magic Aura' as my only spell.

 

[Dark Souls II]

I too often try to romance the BPD chick.

If you download the Tinder DLC you can just fuck them once to get the stat buff and XP without having to go through the romance and relationship minigames

I hope they do something with that bug that causes most of the BPD sluts that spawn to be fat.

 

[0sacred]

When I visit a new town, I always hit the bar first. If a brothel, I pay to screw *all* the chicks, always starting with the 'vanilla' one and ending with the dom.

A real RPG connoisseur would ask for the sheep

 

[MasPingon]

- Ever since I first played Dark Souls I started to call my penis "Chaos Blade"

There was no Floppy Axe?

 

[Cpt. Dallas]

When I visit a new town, I always hit the bar first. If a brothel, I pay to screw *all* the chicks, always starting with the 'vanilla' one and ending with the dom.

A real RPG connoisseur would ask for the sheep

No sheep. No dudes. No kids.

 

[Falksi]

Not so much now, but in my teens me and my mate Tim would steal pretty much everything we could which wasn't nailed down when we were out and about.

 

[kangaxx]

Not so much now, but in my teens me and my mate Tim would steal pretty much everything we could which wasn't nailed down when we were out and about.

Are you from Croydon?

 

[Falksi]

Not so much now, but in my teens me and my mate Tim would steal pretty much everything we could which wasn't nailed down when we were out and about.

Are you from Croydon?

 

[Darth Canoli]

I've got everything i need in my backpack with me at all times.

As I can't reload, I always think twice before each encounter (social interractions ) and prepare carefully when i can.
And still fail far too often...

 

[mediocrepoet]

I romance all the girls until they inevitably find out about eachother and get pissy.

I occasionally get gkicked for not taking directions well.

I hoard consumables and never use them unless it's life or death.

I bought all the things and now I'm broke.

 

[Kruyurk]

I read item descriptions to get the lore, but it's boring nutrition facts or safety guidelines.

 

[Imrahil]

I hold down TAB to see which objects I can interact with.

 

[mediocrepoet]

I hold down TAB to see which objects I can interact with.

You drop a tab to see... nice.