Pyre - Supergiant Games is at it again

[gaussgunner]

Bastion had some decent qualities, as a shoot-em-up with shit-collecting and leveling-up mechanics. No meaningful choices. Definitely not an RPG. Too easy. Way overproduced. And the hipster cowboy voiceover, what the fuuuuuck were they thinking?

Based on thirty seconds of skipping through youtube interviews the Supergiant people don't come across as flaming hipsters. It can only be a calculated marketing strategy. Like Apple. Supergiant designs games to appeal to hipsters because hipsters spend more money on superficial shit than all other people combined.

 

[Roqua]

Do they say anywhere that it's an RPG? Bastion wasn't an RPG, Transistor is not very RPGlike...

I feel like you guys are mad for no good reason.

Also it's hilarious to claim people only pretended to enjoy Bastion because they wanted to get laid, or be hipsters. Do you grasp the concept that others like different things than you do? Jesus...

You are giving way too much attention to a retard who first suggested it by even considering and mocking such a statement. Let him rot.

You are such an idiot, Jesus. What a pretentious post. You are going to tell people what to enjoy in games? Herpderp, Noone cares about music in games because there are fucking Mozart tracks out there. And fuck graphics, there are more beautiful pictures in at galleries. Herpderp, there is only game play to care about.

Oh sorry, I thought this was an rpg forum. Pardon me for expecting people to like rpgs more than hipster trash you fucking trough sucking bleaters. I hope you all get AIDS and die you monkey-savages.

 

[Merlkir]

Ok then.

 

[Roqua]

Ok then.

Sorry, I forgot to add pictures to my post and I know that is how you retarded fucking hipster game loving trough sucking bleaters prefer to communicate. Here you go.
:terrorist::mrfussy::mrpresident::1up::kwafuckyeah:




:D:ehue:

 

[Merlkir]

I'm sorry if you're having a bad day, but you're being quite ridiculous. Maybe play something you like? Surely, reading my idiotic hipster bullshit can't be a good way to spend a weekend.

 

[J_C]

Sorry, I forgot to add pictures to my post and I know that is how you retarded fucking hipster game loving trough sucking bleaters prefer to communicate. Here you go.
:terrorist::mrfussy::mrpresident::1up::kwafuckyeah:




:D:ehue:

What's wrong with you? Seriously. These are video games we are talking about, how can you flip out so much on this?

 

[Roqua]

I'm sorry if you're having a bad day, but you're being quite ridiculous. Maybe play something you like? Surely, reading my idiotic hipster bullshit can't be a good way to spend a weekend.

When your shit fucks me right in the ass because you are fucking moron hipster, just like the console retards who destroyed real rpg developers in the turn of the century with their filthy console loving rpg-lite love. This is an rpg site. At least the fucking console games that destroyed real rpgs at least superficially resembled real rpgs, but you fucking retards shit is just depthless monkey shit.

You all pay premium money for no content. Survival games - no content, no depth. Rogue likes - no content, some depth. Console games - content, no depth. Hipster shit - no content, no depth. Real rpgs - tons of content and tons of depth.

At least you fucking retards buy the Bethesda and bioware games before complaining about them, which is more than you do for real crpgs.

If you are going to fuck me in the ass with your retarded hipster shit and hipster ways at least do it in a forum other than the fucking rpg forum you superficial fucks.






P.S. Fuck you.

 

[Zurat-Yarkuch]

Roqua is like an SJW sterotype of what a Gamergate supporter is brought to life.

 

[---]

I have yet to play a game where a top selling point was sound or music that was a good game. I played Bastion and it is just pure hipster trash with no depth or any mechanics or gameplay elements of note. I either tried a demo of Transistor or bought it and returned it on steam because it was the same - just super simple super-rpg extra-lite hipster trash for hipster idiots that make shit games with no content popular over amazingly stupid shit like soundtracks. I have no doubt this game so rpg-lite it is not an rpg and is 100% hipster trash with a soundtrack that appeals to people with shit taste in music. If you want a game to have an amazing soundtrack listen to War while playing it.

You guys are awful people who actively support the destruction of the rpg. You buy super shit rpg-lite hipster shit but whine like bitches and complain to no end about real rpgs, just like you did when you shut Troika down.

What will it take to get you guys to understand that your buying habits and your incessant whining directly effects what type of games are made? Real rpgs have tons of moving parts so are prone to bugs. They have deep rpg systems, a ton of content like quests and npcs and items, and triggers, and other space age shit.

When a real rpg comes out you call it shit and go on a hissy fit about bugs. When some rpg-lite hipster shit comes out with no depth at all and no moving parts you love it and masturbate all over it.

You killed every good game developer at the turn of the century and now you fucking nitwits are dead set on doing it again.

How to get more real rpgs and ensure the real rpg developers stay in business? Buy only real rpgs and not rpg-super-lite hipster shit. Support the devs that actually put content into games. Don't pirate real rpgs. Understand the more complex a game is the more bugs it will have. Understand spending $40 on a game with no content and spending $40 on a game with a ton of content is retarded (and the same for two games with $10 price tags, etc). And for the love of god shut the fuck up about soundtracks. No one normal gives a shit about game music because we know about the real deal like War, and Curtis Mayfield, and Queen, Led Zeppelin, and Del the Funky Homosapien.

Just fucking think for a second and realize that being a hipster isn't going to get you liked more or laid. Just think about how your actions have reactions and you can support shit or support real rpgs. If you would rather support shit what the fuck are you doing on an rpg game site?

Few girls where you come from?

 

[Roqua]

Sorry, I forgot to add pictures to my post and I know that is how you retarded fucking hipster game loving trough sucking bleaters prefer to communicate. Here you go.
:terrorist::mrfussy::mrpresident::1up::kwafuckyeah:




:D:ehue:

What's wrong with you? Seriously. These are video games we are talking about, how can you flip out so much on this?

I see my pictures were placed in such a way as to communicate something I was trying to convey without being fluent in hipsterees.

What is wrong with the person who buys depthless no content hipster shit? See above and stop being retarded you trough sucking bleater.


P.S. Tell your father he failed and smack your mother for inflicting the world with the likes of you superficial monkey hipster filth. Your brains are as lacking in depth and content as the games you prefer.

 

[taxalot]

Why hasn't anyone made a RPG out of Dante's Divine Comedy yet.

 

[Roqua]

Roqua is like an SJW sterotype of what a Gamergate supporter is brought to life.

Hipsters are like the fucking stereotype of hipsters. Fucking brainless, brand-crazed, sheep liking what ever is superficial and popular so they can do some social media shit with a fucking thumb doing something and an emoticon. Why don't you try and be something other than a stump you fucking monkey?

Wake up. Be a real person. Stop being a fucking hipster zombie or get the fuck out of the rpg forum with your hipster shit, you fucking retards.

 

[Merlkir]

There's this button you can push - Ignore Thread. And ignore all hipster bullshit you want.
I play RPGs (I can only guess though) which you approve of and I also like other things. What an odd concept, I know. I can't imagine what made you so bitter and angry, but don't actually care enough to keep responding to your pathetically stereotypical rants in which you check off every point in the retarded grognard caricature.
I'll take my own advice and ignore you. Cheerio.

 

[Suicidal]

Saw a bit of that video. What the fuck was that combat system? Where they playing quidditch or something?

 

[vortex]

It's a bit lke a ball mode from UT2003 where you need to throw a ball in the gate or you could thrown yourself with the ball.

I find the gameplay interesting but personally I would like classical Baldur's gate/ PoE venture and fight combat.

 

[Ludo Lense]

Cautiously optimistic after Transistor but I do like Supergiant a lot, Kasavin is a cool dude. I just wish they had a bit more depth. Systemically speaking, the way in which abilities combined into each other had more innovation and compelling design than any RPG this side of the Kickstarter revival but they simply didn't have the content to do it justice. In 6 hours you rotate through each ability to unlock the lore tidbits then decide on an OP combo (of which there are many) and then the game ends.

 

[Metro]

This looks really good. Bastion was a masterpiece....

A master piece of shit, maybe.

 

[Abu Antar]

I now understand that is real-time but you can only move one character at a time. Makes sense, I guess.

 

[Jimmious]

 

[Excidium II]

The combat...What the fuck?

 

[Ludo Lense]

Gonna go anti-edgelord and say it looks great. Looks like a sport based easy to learn hard to master combat system. Really intriguing.

Yes its not they type of the combat usually associated with RPGs generally but who cares.

 

[Excidium II]

It's not that it's a different combat type, JRPGs are full of different combat types. It's playing ball lol

 

[Roqua]

Will a mod please move this to the correct forum please? Like the children's game forum or jrpg forum. I can't take this shit.

 

[Ludo Lense]

It's not that it's a different combat type, JRPGs are full of different combat types. It's playing ball lol

Cool but this wasn't about JRPGs. Also saying "Its playing ball" is meaningless. You can say TB games are mostly Addition and Subtraction, it would be equally meaningless.

That doesn't mean I think Pyre will be surely amazing but I do think it looks interesting enough to not be dismissed out of hand.

Also it gives me a bit of tangential nostalgia about this:

 

[Roguey]

Not into sports games so this is a hard sell.