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[Play-by-Post] Tales from Fourtower Bridge

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Brytter, Human Barbarian................................ERYFKRAD
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Kilur, Dwarf Rogue..........................................Nortar
Mardrey Winterleaf, Halfing Druid...................Scroo
W.E. Mumbles, Jr., Half-Orc Bard.....................vazha

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Prologue

Our story begins in the town of Fourbridge Tower, a former military fortress, located on the outer edges of the realm, that's now a hub for adventurers, trade, intrigue, and other strange phenomena. More than 1,000 people, not including Empire soldiers still installed there, live within the gigantic fortress. Nearly triple that number live in the surrounding area.

2:30 a.m., town square

A hooded man emerged from an alley near the town square. He gripped a sack with one hand and held a folder tucked under another arm. Above him, along the tall walls that encircle the fort, a few guards huddled around a open fire, completely blind to the man's presence.

They certainly can't see me down here, he thought. He surveyed the street. Not a soul around.

The man walked quickly, his robe swished between his legs, toward the square. He approached The Post Board, a large wooden board suspended between two metal beams, where the townsfolk posts notices, job listings, and other information.

The man removed two metal nails and a hammer from the sack and carefully opened the folder, revealing a large, fine piece of parchment with mysterious symbols in bold type. He aligned the parchment in the center and hammered the first nail with subsequent thwacks. The sound rippled through the square. The man snapped his eyes to the guards, but none of them stirred. He quickly hammered the second nail, securing the parchment.

He stepped back and observed the poster, a large thing that took up most of the board. The mysteriously lettering was large enough for a massive crowd to see.

I still don't have a clue what this says, and I don't want to know.

A laugh from the group of guards snapped the man out of his reverie. He stuffed the hammer into the sack and disappeared into the alley.

4 p.m., weapons shop

Brytter slapped the coins onto the table.

"Final offer," he growled.

The sword merchant sighed.

"You drive a hard bargain. It's yours."

The merchant unfurled the cloth covering the great sword.

"It's a beautiful sward"

Brytter smirked. It is indeed.

He wrapped the sword, thanked the merchant and headed for the exit. He flung open the door out when...

BANG!

The door flung in, hitting Brytter on the arm.

"What the fuck!" a voice from behind the door bellowed.

Brytter closed the door, revealing a young girl rubbing her face. A small tinkle of blood dripped from her nose.

"How about you look out the window before throwing doors open," she said, through gritted teeth.

"Maybe slow down," Brytter retorted

As the girl unleashed a way of epithets and insults, Brytter ignored her, focusing on one, two, three people who jogged past them.

When the girl piped down, he turned back to her.

"What's going on?"

"There's a message on the board. Something about runes. Invaders. I don't know," the girl said. "A friend said a lot of people are down at the square to look at it. I was on my way until..."

"You got a face full of door," Brytter said, with a hint of a slight chuckle.

"Yes." The kid wiped her face with a sleeve. "I'm headed there now." She took off running, and from behind her yelled, "Watch where you're going, you twat!"

Brytter furrowed his brow and committed the face to memory.

Let's see what's this all about, he thought.

At the square, dozens, if not hundreds, of people surrounded the Post Board.

Brytter couldn't see the parchment. He moved through the throngs of people to get closer. It wasn't hard. He's always been slightly taller than the normal person. He overheard snippets of conversations as he pushed his way through.

"Can you read it?"

"What does it mean?"

"Are we about to be invaded?"

Brytter could see Governess Michele St. Laurent and a few scholarly looking individuals studying the board. He squinted his eyes, and through the governess and her people, he could make out the message:

If you can read this, you are to meet at Tomblen's Shop at 5 o'clock sharp. Do not tell anyone or risk starting something you may not be able to finish.

Brytter surveyed the crowd, faces etched with worry, anger, confusion. Indeed, there was no point in revealing he can read the sign. The crowd would swoop in on him, and that'll catch the attention of the governess. He prefers to keep a low profile.

He trudged his way out of the crowd and headed south to Toblen's.

Knock knock

The door creaked open, wide enough allowed by the door chain. A raspy voice percolated through the opening. "You saw the sign?"

"Yes."

"Did you tell anyone?"

Brytter did not respond.

The door closed, the chain rattled, and the door reopened again. "Come in."

Brytter entered the store, an empty, near dark shell of its former self. The shelves laid bare. Dust covered the floor, save for a series of footprints leading toward the back of the shop. He recalled the store served mysterious objects found in lands abroad and visited it when old Tolben manned the counter. Debt seemed to have caught up with the old fool, it seems.

"Head to the back," the man said.

Brytter turned and saw a robed figure, his hood obscuring his face, pointing to the back.

"Who are you?"

"You're late. They're waiting. Go."

Brytter cocked an eyebrow and followed a narrow hallway toward the back of the store. The wood creaked under his boots. He kept one hand on his great sword, ready to defend himself. He approached a red curtain. He took a deep breath and pulled it aside, revealing a large room.

"Ah ha! You're here," said a booming voice."The last one. And... you're late."

The voice came from another robed man who sat behind a desk. His hood down. White hair matching a white beard hugging his square jaw. He looked older than he sounded.

"Please take a seat," the man said, motioning to an open chair. Brytter looked around the room. He wasn't alone.

There was a half-orc, whispering to himself and writing into a small book; a Dwarf, fiddling with a crossbow embedded with four runes; a halfling, playing with a small ball of light in her hands; and another human, leaning against a covered window, looking out through a slit in the paper.

Brytter found a seat. The robed man slapped his desk.

"The gangs all here. Let's begin," he said.
 

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Brytter took his seat slowly, sizing up the occupants of the room. He gave the table the smallest of nudges to see if his strength could push it across if the situation came to blows.
With that done he sat down and made himself comfortable. He has a feeling this was going to be a long day and a longer conversation. The former meant little, he had had them before. As for the latter, might as well have done.
 

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"Aye, it's about time! All this hush-hush business makes me thirsty. Should've met in a tav.." - Kilur, the dwarf, stopped his rant half-word, took out magnifying glass held down by brow, revealing a suspicious squint, and looked around people gathered at the table. - "You don't want us to break into one of the Towers, eh?"
 

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"Them Bagpipes... They be pipin',
Dwarf be snipin', barb be maimin',
Them Nubile bitches, they be..."


"Argh, it no good" - Mumbles let out an exasperated sigh and put the pocketbook away. He had been struggling all morning to come up with a decent rhyme to this delightful beat he stumbled upon last night in the tavern, right as he was banging the heads of two barflies against each other. Them "pathetik" no-good bums dared to question not only his "performanče" (something Mumbles had grown used to at this point), but went as far as to mock his "co-unt-en-anze". This was a new word that Mumbles had only recently learned and as a rule, he wasted no opportunity to show off his newly expanded "vocalburlary".

"Mock my countenanćee and Ima put you to penance, cur!" - he loudly yelled all of a sudden. With everyone looking jaws agape at him, he surveyed the room again. These look like no record publishers, he thought. Not even remotely. Well, the tall brute might have passed for a bodyguard, and the dwarf in all likelihood was a drug dealer, but there was a notable absence of a "fancypantz", the sort of suave-talking bum that threw shady looks and even shadier contracts at you, them "leechez", man, my orc.

"Say, any of you homies know what a rapscallion mean?" - He inquired, cheerfully. Mumbles was not a half orc that let awkward situations get in the way of gaining more "edumacation". Momma didnt raise no sissy, no sir.
 
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"Say, any of you homies know what a rapscallion mean?" - He asked, cheerfully.

Regardless of how much practice he had, the Common language of the surfacers sounded - tasted - strange to Kilur, like talking with a mouth full of pebbles. The words never left his tongue exactly the way he intended, and sensing a kindred soul he could not help but feel sympathy (no homo!) towards the charismatic half-orc.

"I do, lad. I do rope scalin' on my forearm here, like this." - Kilur bent his left elbow and made a couple of rotating motions around it with his right fist. - "Twenty wraps measures enough for most needs. What do you need it for?"
 

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Mardrey sat silently in the corner while playing with a little light orb that hovered in her hand. She eyed everyone in the room curiously, looking up from her untamed thick red hair. "I still wonder why Mother brought me here. She knows I don't feel comfortable inside and people are scaring me. But Mother knows best." She thought to herself.

While mindlessly plucking a few leafes out of her worn and wrinkled leather armor she listened to the conversation the large half-orc and the young dwarf were having. "I... I actually think a rapscallion is some kind of rascal. A scoundrel even maybe. Perhaps a miscreant would describe it. But I don't know that's just what Mother told me!" She quickly added while awkwardly smiling and avoiding eye contact to anyone.
 
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At the words of the small woman, Brytter nodded to himself. Rapscallion sounded precisely like an insult someone would have thrown at the half orc. It remained to be seen if the circumstances of the orc's learning arose from genuine belligerence or habitual banter. Either way it was of no great consequence.

Brytter turned instead his regard to the man he presumed had arranged this meeting, or at least was connected it. A hooded face, beard upon a square jaw.
He gave a once over at the man in the hood, attempting to determine what manner of person their supposed patron would be.
 

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"Say, any of you homies know what a rapscallion mean?" - He asked, cheerfully.

Regardless of how much practice he had, the Common language of the surfacers sounded - tasted - strange to Kilur, like talking with a mouth full of pebbles. The words never left his tongue exactly the way he intended, and sensing a kindred soul he could not help but feel sympathy (no homo!) towards the charismatic half-orc.

"I do, lad. I do rope scalin' on my forearm here, like this." - Kilur bent his left elbow and made a couple of rotating motions around it with his right fist. - "Twenty wraps measures enough for most needs. What do you need it for?"
"Dont need no rope, fool, this aint some Boondorcs shit" - Mumbles muttered, darkly, before his wide face creased into a shiteating grin that would turn every goblin chieftain green with envy, had they not been green to start with - "Bunny shorts here has got it in one though, oh indeed she has. Rap-scalloon, eh? Sound nice. Rhymes with Rap and Stallion too. Rap-Scalloon B.I.G. - how that for a stage name, eh?" - Asked he no one in particular, expecting no answer either.

And then suddenly went quiet as he charted the uneasy stare the musclebound man sat next to him was giving to a a hooded figure across the room. A figure that Mumbles would have mistaken for a mummy, provided he knew what mummies were in the first place. And if mummies wore long girly dresses, that is. A wizZard - he thought, perturbed. He didnt put much stock in old men who wore flowing pajamas and would drop fireballz on yo ass the second they spotted you checkin their nubile daughters out. Or "apporntices", as he later learned they were called, after a particularly willing maiden turned out to be no maiden at all.

"You the boss here?" - he inquired, somewhat timidly. He had laid down heavy on the herbalist kit that mornin - it only just occurred to W.E. Mumbles, Jr. that he had no idea how he ended up in this here room, with these people. They were no record publishers, fo shizzle.
 
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"The lass is right," the man behind the desk said. "Rapscallion is a miscreant, a nuisance, a rascal. I'm something of a poet myself; a master who knows to leave his dictionary on his shelf."

The man winked at Mumbles.

"You don't want us to break into the towers, do you?" Kilur asked.

The man lowered his eyes. "This isn't that kind of job."

He cracked his knuckles and slapped the desk, a sign for everyone in the room to get quiet.

"First off, my name's Desmond," Desmond said. He motioned to the other man standing at the room's entrance. "That's my associate, Reinhold. We're monks with a rather secretive group. The details of that don't matter at this time."

"You the boss here?" Mumbles asked.

"You can say that," Desmond said wryly.

"You're probably wondering why you're here. I'll cut to the chase: I've been watching you all for a while now, some for a few months, others for a few years. You all have something special in common. What that is... I, and my associates, are still trying to figure out. Thankfully, you all got my message about meeting here, one way or another.

"I believe you all can help Reinhold and me with a... certain issue: There is an old monastery, up in the mountains, that's been abandoned for a while. A few monks from our organization went up to investigate whether we can reuse it. About a week went by without a word from the group. We sent another up to investigate, and we've yet to hear from them. We believe someone, or something, kidnapped them."

"Or worse," Reinhold said, in a low growl.

"Or worse," Desmond repeated.

"We'd like you to go up and investigate what happened. We chose to seek your help because we don't want that blasted governess and her cohort to meddle in our business. We fear the worst, but knowing what happened to our brothers is better than not knowing."
 

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"Your words and deeds do not match.", pronounces Brytter, not taking his eyes off Desmond.
"You say, you have been watching us for months. You say you are having trouble at this ruin of yours for a week, and that now you dispatch us to look into it. Had you been watching us for such a time as you claim, you would have had better means of contacting us than a cryptic missive in plain view of all the citizens of this town. Instead you opt to scare and worry a good number of people in the hopes of finding the people you want. That is an act of recklessness, or desperation."
He continues staring at Desmond, not breaking his gaze.
"You are old enough that reckless deeds are unlikely, and thence it follows that you are desperate, or in far more dire need than you show. I suppose you hoped for the message to reach as many people in as short a time, which in turn tells me you do not have much time for your purposes, whatever they are. Suffice to say I think you are withholding from us, and if you would have us risk our necks for your ends, we had best hear it in full."
 
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Desmond rested his elbows on the desk, his hands forming a pyramid over his mouth.

He returned Brytter's gaze as the barbarian finished his statement.

"Suffice to say, I think you are withholding from us, and if you would have us risk our necks for your ends, we had best hear it in full."

Desmond rested his hands on the desk.

"You bring up valid points, barbarian, but I must clarify two things."

He raised his hand and extended one finger.

"One. The problem with the monastery and the missing expeditions have been an ongoing problem. This is not a weeklong ordeal."

He raised another finger.

"Two. We have our reasons for doing what we do. Did people get scared from a posting on the wall? Sure. But that will be resolved: One of my brothers is speaking to the governess now, giving a roundabout explanation about the poster and its origins. That will be enough to settle the matter. The poster will be removed, and, by week's end, all will be back to normal."

He raised a third finger.

"Finally. That message wasn't for the masses. It was for you, which seemed to work because we're sitting here, having this conversation. Are we not?"

He lowered his hand.

The room fell silent. Brytter's eyes buried into Brytter, his gaze picking away like ice picks. He knew Desmond was hiding information, but how much and how important it was, he did not know.

After a long minute, Desmond broke eye contact and sighed.

"Indeed, there is some information I am keeping from you all, but it's mostly confidential Brotherhood-related information. I can only share what I'm allowed to share regarding the monastery, if you are willing to help."

He raised an open hand.

"No good deed goes unpaid. If you are willing to help, there is a fat sack of gold for you all. Plus, whatever you find in the monastery is yours to keep. The Brotherhood is only interested in the structure."
 

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Brytter nodded. The knowledge that the man was hiding his full deck was better than not knowing if all the cards were dealt, or so some of his acquaintances of the caravan roads told him. It would do for now.
"I speak only for myself, but I will undertake your request. I suppose I would ask you further once I hear the specifics of where we go and how far it is, and who we are looking for. Let us hear the rest then."
"In the meantime, stop watching over me, I like not being thus traced. Whatever your intent, it will not end well for any observer of yours."

As he awaited further details, he looked about the room for any sign or sigil that could represent the order these monks claimed to be from, hoping to find some of his more bookish contacts later who could perhaps research this order.
 

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"I suppose I would ask you further once I hear the specifics of where we go and how far it is, and who we are looking for. Let us hear the rest then." Brytter said.

As Desmond started to speak, Brytter cut him off.

"In the meantime, stop watching over me," Brytter said. "I like not being thus traced. Whatever your intent, it will not end well for any observer of yours."

"I'll relay your request with our superiors," Desmond said. "They might take it more seriously if you all can help us find out what happened at the monastery. I'm not promising anything.

"Moving on... The monastery is located in a remote area within the mountains. It's a day or two journey from here to the village of Brookhaven. From there, it's about a half day's climb to the monastery.

"Who are you looking for? Any of the 10 or so Brothers that went missing during the first two expeditions."

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Mumbles wheezed. Then giggled, clacked his tongue, whistled and crowned his efforts with the trademark shiteating grin, demonstrating almost the full repertoire of the facial mimicry he was capable of. Any orc worth his axe in the Northern Mountains would have gotten his message and would be replying by now, but these were "sivilized peoples".

"Monk Man flex most mightily" - He said, sullenly - "But Big Man here be one hunred percent, he aint got no shit on us. Well, not on W.E. Mumbles, Jr. anyways. Because you see, Mumbles has... has got... - he produced the notebook and consulted it - "DARKVISION! That's what! So There! Mumbles see in the dark jus fine, an he always look around and be careful every time he pee in the governor's garden or when he..." - He almost bit his tongue with the violent effort to shut himself up. "So, no snitching. 'Cause snitches be getting stitches, you hear me?"

"And then there is the matter of coin" - He added solemnly, clearly a phrase he remembered someone else saying - "Monk man says "fat sack of gold". He mus think he so smart, trynna confuse Mumbles and these poor, simple folk around him with "semantricks". We get a sack each? Fine by Mumbles. But How fat we be talkin about here? Mumbles knows some really fat people. Mrs. Josephina Jenkins at the boarding school is hella fat, but don't tell her I said that or she'll bust my ass, so she will. So if Mumbles go, he wanna know the exact amount of... ehm... - he consulted the notebook once more - "Re-money-ration! Yass. And it better be equal pay!" - he added, beaming his most reassuring smile at the tiny halfling woman.

p.s. *suppose I can roll persuasion to a) increase our pay b) give us some in advance c) other practical goodies OR is that out of question? if available, I can write a separate post on that*
 
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Throughout Desmond's speech, Kilur sat snuffling heavily. Who did that damned orcblood think calling a fool?! He was even more ired, that he could not come up with a proper retort, like "yer're fool", before the halfling girl changed subject to talk about miscreants or all the things!

Most of the details and controversy spotted on by Brytter was like background noise to him, as Kilur was busy savoring his newly invented grudge. The dwarf has only perked up when it came to the payment.

"A sack of gold, eh? One for all or one for each? And are any of you.." - Kilur made a vague gesture - "..monksters, coming with us? That rein-holder fellow?"
 

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Throughout Desmond's speech, Kilur sat snuffling heavily. Who did that damned orcblood think calling a fool?! He was even more ired, that he could not come up with a proper retort, like "yer're fool", before the halfling girl changed subject to talk about miscreants or all the things!

Most of the details and controversy spotted on by Brytter was like background noise to him, as Kilur was busy savoring his newly invented grudge. The dwarf has only perked up when it came to the payment.

"A sack of gold, eh? One for all or one for each? And are any of you.." - Kilur made a vague gesture - "..monksters, coming with us? That rein-holder fellow?"
Tor and Ursun keep us, Kilur is a Warhammerdorf!
 

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"Monk man says 'fat sack of gold,'" Mumbles said. "He mus think he so smart, trynna confuse Mumbles and these poor, simple folk around him with 'semantricks.' We get a sack each? Fine by Mumbles. But How fat we be talkin about here? Mumbles knows some really fat people. Mrs. Josephina Jenkins at the boarding school is hella fat, but don't tell her I said that or she'll bust my ass, so she will. So if Mumbles go, he wanna know the exact amount of... Re-money-ration! Yass. And it better be equal pay!"

Desmond cocked an eyebrow at Mumbles' screed.

"It's one bag of 50 gold pieces," he said. "So, if you decide to split it amongst yourselves, you'd get about 10 each. Remember: you also keep whatever you find at the monastery. Last I remember, the place was picked clean, but that could be different now."

Desmond turned to the Kilur. "Us? Coming with you? Not this time unfortunately. We have other business to attend to here in Fourtower. We will have a contact for you in Brookhaven who can help you get you to the monastery."

While the conversation happened, Brytter studied Desmond and the surrounding area closely. He could see some scattered papers on Desmond's desk, but the handwriting was illegible, and the few legible things could read were in a language he could not understand. He saw what appeared to be a seal on one of the papers: a five or six or seven pointed star at the corner of a sheet.
Desmond and Reinhold wore different colored robes: Desmond was in dark maroon, and Reinhold was in dark gray.

 
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"So if you're not coming with us and we only find deaders, how would we know they're of yours?" - With the promise of decent payment Kilur's interest in the job has risen accordingly. - "And did you say they were kidnapped - by whom, by the way? - what if we don't find anyone at all; the monies still ours, right?"

// Kilur also starts paying more attention to Desmond and Reinhold. Do they have any noticeable marks or recognizable traits (scars, tattoos, jewelry) that might point to their order other than the color of robes?
 

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*Mumbles had C+ in history, when he attended the bards college class for children with speshul needs and heritages! Maybe he knows what them stars and robes are 'bout?*

50 gold pieces! Mumbles almost choked in disbelief. That was the most monies he had ever clipped his eyes on, but he tried to hide that. Then again, Monk man did not elicit much trust in Mumbles - There was something shifty about him that Mumbles couldnt pinpoint, something the orc in him was clearly wary of. What if it was all just a hustle? Wouldnt be the first time, either. Mumbles had to test the waters on this.

"50 skrilla? Mumbles gets paid twice that much for a single show in the City. But in diz here backyard, Mumbles gotta grind to get by. Speaking of getting by, I supposes we'll be gettin' some dough upfront? Monk Boss wouldnt wants us to get deaded for having no shivs about, or worse, starve without grub or get our mizruble asses frozen solid like an ICE CUBE 'cause we neg-lec-ted buying some furs n shit, amirite?" - he cast a pleading glance at his compadres, hoping they d back him up.

"Oh and" - he added, with unabashed smugness - "its Mo-Na-Sta-Ry, not Monestary, poet man."
 
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