evdk
comrade troglodyte :M
The problem with writing a satirical version of that interview is that what he said is even worse:
"Ultimately, we really feel that what an RPG is about is the characters and the story – not the setting. Hit points are hit points whether you are killing past, present or future zombies. What engages and what keeps you going in an RPG are characters that you love and hate and story lines that tug at your emotions."
Obsdian making a storyfag game with shitty mechanics? Totally unheard of.