None of yall niggaz is playing Animal Crossing?

[Metro]

I remember one day, in the subway train.

There was this brunette woman, god she was beautiful... She was playing on her Nintendo DS. I also had a Nintendo DS in my pocket. This felt like a perfect opportunity.

So I sat next to her, and I took it out.

I loaded Animal Crossing. I could see her peering at my screen from time to time. This would be the ideal conversation starter.

And then I saw DICKOMEDA, the giant dick constellation I had drawn at the observatory. It was displayed in full grace at the top of my screen. Oh, bummer.

Let's try acting casual.

I saw someone new in my village. That person arrived from after a multiplayer session with a friend ; the animal moved out of her village and settled into mine. I greeted her, as anyone should do. And the fucking bastard said

"Hello, Taxalot DOYOUSUCKDICKS, I'm new in this village, I'm so happy to meet you taxalot DOYOUSUCKDICKS"

I sighed.

I never saw that woman again.

Please be a true story.

 

[taxalot]

It is.

 

[Metro]

It'll be hard for anything to top that.

 

[DraQ]

I'm not even sure if it's awesome or just pure fail. Possibly both.

 

[taxalot]

I remember she was playing Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga. Hard to top that, she was probably a keeper.

Oh well.

 

[Metro]

You would have had lots of healthy popamole babies together.

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

You would have had lots of healthy popamole babies together.

Having babies is popamole. Religion is popamole.
Waking up at 3 AM and finding out that your girlfriend is playing Arcanum is one of those things that popamole niggers will never understand.

 

[Comrade Goby]

Nobody else has this? casuals!

 

[shihonage]

I WAS VERY EXCITED FOR THIS GAME BECAUSE I LOVE ANIMAL CROSSING:WILD WORLD HOWEVER THIS GAME DOES NOT FIT INTO MY NINTENDO DS BECAUSE THERE IS A NOTCH ON THE SIDE THAT PREVENTS IT FROM ENTERING. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON BUT I AM FRUSTRATED BECAUSE I WAS EXCITED TO PLAY THIS GAME.

PLUS THE GAME IS PRETTY BORING ANYWAY

EDIT: Ordered. I had some fun times with the DS version.

Fun and lonely times.

So lonely.

 

[Comrade Goby]

I WAS VERY EXCITED FOR THIS GAME BECAUSE I LOVE ANIMAL CROSSING:WILD WORLD HOWEVER THIS GAME DOES NOT FIT INTO MY NINTENDO DS BECAUSE THERE IS A NOTCH ON THE SIDE THAT PREVENTS IT FROM ENTERING. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON BUT I AM FRUSTRATED BECAUSE I WAS EXCITED TO PLAY THIS GAME.

PLUS THE GAME IS PRETTY BORING ANYWAY

EDIT: Ordered. I had some fun times with the DS version.

Fun and lonely times.

So lonely.

Dude the online on this is mint.

I be getting all dem fruits

 

[Wittengstein]

Does anyone from Europe have a welcomeafriend code to share for this?if so pm me please.
Will forward my code as well when i register it.

 

[DragoFireheart]

TOM NOOK MORE LIKE NOOK THE CROOK YOU FUCKING ISLAMIC TERRORISTS COON OH GEE HI BOB HOW YA DOIN YOU NEED SOMETHING WELL FUCK OFF IM BUSY FISHING GO GET YOUR OWN DAMN FISH

WHY IS THE GRASS DYING IT'S ALL MUD AND DIRT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT

fucking hate this game

 

[grudgebringer]

GOTY so far
maybe SMT4 could beat it though

 

[shihonage]

Ran the game once, the world doesn't look as charming as it did on the DS. Looks more like creepy. Something changed.

Given how visuals constitute 90% of what this portable screensaver had going for it, I haven't ran it a second time. When that actually happens, I expect to see time fast-forwarded in that codependent pocket of hell and there will be a wasteland and Tom Nook will have committed suicide.