Make elfs manly again

[HoboForEternity]

i want big elf titty to smother my face with

 

[Ismaul]

You know how, as people age, they get fatter? Now imagine what would happen to the elves with their longevity. 300lb sumo elf nation!

 

[Finagle]

Dark Sun Elves were pretty damn cool.

Only topped by how they did the their halflings.

 

[Cael]

Drizzt ruined Drows.

No. Fanbois ruined drow, just as they ruined a lot of things, including vampires in general and World of Darkness in particular.

 

[catfood]

Wait, there are other kinds of elves apart from sexy elven bitches?

Spoiler

 

[theSavant]

Yeah, make them like Legolas

Disagree. Legolas looked like a woman in the movie. It was disturbing.

We simply need Warhammer RPGs.

That looks so fucking badass much better than the pathetic sissy dragon age elves.

No it doesn't. It just looks stupid and retarded... going naked to war.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

It just looks stupid and retarded... going naked to war.

The Celts laugh at you. Naked.

 

[111111111]

Just gonna drop this for any that doubt the slow effeminate degeneration of elves in fantasy:

In POE (not exile), Aloth's personality was so anti-masculine that his body literally carried a female soul within him.

 

[Shadenuat]

We simply need Warhammer RPGs.

That looks so fucking badass much better than the pathetic sissy dragon age elves.

let me provide even more correct picture from the era when GW wasn't so puritanical with armor

always liked lions of schrace cause axes

old ariel was pretty crazy too

generally old FB elves are quite tolkienish (high elfs anyway) but since whole game is wargame most of elf stuff is stripped away leaving just the warmongering part and a lot of arrogance and feeling of superiority, and it works.

 

[Black Angel]

Pathfinder figured this out.

That Pathfinder? Then why Sseth use it as a thumbnail for:
?

Also,

Spoiler

I want to post the pic of that manga where the elven female are all naturally flat-chested, but then a big-titted human ambassador arrived at their country and the whole elven nation got culture shock, but I can't remember the name of that manga

 

[haderlump]

Wait, there are other kinds of elves apart from sexy elven bitches?

Spoiler

Half are traps.

 

[Cael]

Wait, there are other kinds of elves apart from sexy elven bitches?

Spoiler

Half are traps.

That is a lie, actually. She is a full elf as per her character sheet.

 

[VentilatorOfDoom]

low T thread

 

[laclongquan]

Also,

Spoiler

I want to post the pic of that manga where the elven female are all naturally flat-chested, but then a big-titted human ambassador arrived at their country and the whole elven nation got culture shock, but I can't remember the name of that manga

Second Life in Another World
二度目の人生を異世界で
Basically an old man get rejuvenated into a 20 yo and get transported to another world. Young body, old mannerism, "gap" in another word.

 

[Black Angel]

Second Life in Another World
二度目の人生を異世界で
Basically an old man get rejuvenated into a 20 yo and get transported to another world. Young body, old mannerism, "gap" in another word.

Indeed

Spoiler

 

[Riddler]

Do not compare Elves to men, for they are not men, they are not even of the same species.
Do not hold them to be effeminate, the worst woman is immeasurably superior to the greatest Elf.
The Elf is the other, the stranger, the outsider, a rival that must be eradicated.
For make no mistake they would see us extinct or but slaves upon our own world.
And those who would court the Elf are deluded children who think to play with danger, who think they are superior to mankind, and who disdain their own species.
They are nought but tools, to be used and then cast away by the uncaring hand of the inhuman.
Make the Elf suffer, make him run, and finally burn his foul taint from the earth so that humanity may embrace its true destiny.
A destiny forged by our own strong, fair hands, free of the Elfs lies and manipulation.

Swap elf for woman:

 

[Darth Canoli]

You know how, as people age, they get fatter? Now imagine what would happen to the elves with their longevity. 300lb sumo elf nation!

How would they get fat ? They run naked in the woods, eating leaves and fruits.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

You know how, as people age, they get fatter? Now imagine what would happen to the elves with their longevity. 300lb sumo elf nation!

How would they get fat ? They run naked in the woods, eating leaves and fruits.

Can't run so much when you get old, but you still eat.

 

[Cael]

You know how, as people age, they get fatter? Now imagine what would happen to the elves with their longevity. 300lb sumo elf nation!

How would they get fat ? They run naked in the woods, eating leaves and fruits.

Think of all the sugars in fruits, carbs in grains, fats in nuts... It would be a race between whether they die of obesity or from shitting their guts out their ass from the massive infusion of fibres.

 

[Darth Canoli]

Tss tsss tsss, ok, i took a shortcut but there's roots in the woods too, a "famous" game developer showed recently you can live on roots.

Also, old dears go to the elves, offering their low fat meat before they die.

 

[YldriE]

You know how, as people eat, they get fatter?

 

[Darth Canoli]

ok, i found the answer to all your questions ...

Spoiler

 

[ERYFKRAD]

low T thread

Which is already beyond Peak T for elves.

 

[HeatEXTEND]

Like I'm the type that gets embarrassed to order at Starbucks

You should be.

 

[new fucking guy]

It's the lack of beards. There's no good reason to portray elves without beards. I blame lotr movies.
Look at TES or Serpent in the Staglands. The elves are good. They have beards.