Inactive [LP CYOA] Overlord

[Cassidy]

G

You will believe a baby can fly!

 

[TOME]

D>E>F

 

[Grimgravy]

The hippie dippy angel is an actual contender? Really? That's got to be the least interesting choice story wise. Trolling our erstwhile jackass companions isn't worth it! Going with beastlord and introducing them to a big hairy cock would serve justice better.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

It's better than the baby. Heck, pretty much anything is better than the baby. Thing is, the angel can be quite badass and stat wise, his abilities would lend themselves toward unlimited mana - which is kinda overpowered compared to the others. Still, I would prefer or character be a little more bloodthirsty in order to combat Nevill and Baltika's pussification. Flopping the priority of my vote to place D ahead of E though.

F>VAMP>D>E>B

 

[Nevill]

Still, I would prefer or character be a little more bloodthirsty in order to combat Nevill and Baltika's pussification.

We are after different types of pussification, though.

Don't lump me with a Khornite, I am a respectable Slaaneshi.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

It's true, baltika's pussification will likely be motivated by some misunderstanding of the lore, a war hammer fantasy or else a faggot desire to buddy up to a strong male character. Yours will likely come from the desire to have peace and respect wymyns in the vain hope that someone will pity us enough to lay us.

In the end though, the net effect will be the same: opportunities for forceful harem building will be lost and our character will be unable to acquire more than one or two females - and even they will be out of control and run our life like Cao'ur and Yunzi and trying to stick butt plugs up our ass again.

You'd both make our character the equivelent of a giant bleeding vagina and I cannot abide that.

 

[Nevill]

You'd both make our character the equivelent of a giant bleeding vagina and I cannot abide that.

Still better than a forever alone furry wanker which is what you've got when you had a free run of the LP.

 

[Baltika9]

Don't lump me with a Khornite, I am a respectable Slaaneshi.

That's right, I did neglect to pay my devotions to Khorne recently. Fine, D>G>B.
We will break the gates of Heaven, drown their cherubs in fountains, enslave all the maidens and despoil their Goddesses in front of all Creation.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

You'd both make our character the equivelent of a giant bleeding vagina and I cannot abide that.

Still better than a forever alone furry wanker which is what you've got when you had a free run of the LP.

Bullshit. Most of my decisions in the other LPs got us pussy, as opposed to yours which turned us into one.

Aaron however was a special case. The poor soul was a born forever alone fedora wearer, but he ascended and became a big dicked beast - albeit one of an inferior race.

 

[Baltika9]

Hm, f you fall and then become an angel, can you even be considered a fallen angel?

Anyway, the form you take has no bearing on what your thoughts and motivations are. You might find some more choices that depict a tendency towards certain behavioural traits associated with the form, like increased callousness, or a vanishing libido, but you are free not to make those choices.

What are the common traits and behaviors of the species we can choose from?

 

[Elfberserker]

Looks like Dragonlord wasn't able to get enought traction



Fine
Flopping toD>F....This was The demon and slime choice????

 

[Baltika9]

Any bros out there open to flopping to the demon option over the angel?

 

[Cassidy]

A baby genius is so innovative, so avant-garde for an evil overlord... almost totally unexplored.

Almost.

Lets believe a baby can fly folks!

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Because family guy never jumped the shark.

I just think it's funny that treave is so expert at blueballing us that he came up with the lich that has no dick, the baby whose dick is too young to do anything but piss, the angel who likely won't have as high a sex drive as we once had, the beast that will undoubtedly find cows more attractive than women, the slime that reproduces asexually, and the dragon - whose dick is so big it would literally split a woman in half if we tried.

 

[Kipeci]

The slime may reproduce asexually, that's true. But I'm pretty sure that the slime can model essentially any genitalia to any extent necessary except for getting anyone pregnant, which I don't think we going to be trying out for anyway. Sexual behavior is still very possible with the slime.

 

[Esquilax]

The slime may reproduce asexually, that's true. But I'm pretty sure that the slime can model essentially any genitalia to any extent necessary except for getting anyone pregnant, which I don't think we going to be trying out for anyway. Sexual behavior is still very possible with the slime.

This is verging on BioWare Social Forum territory.

I'm sticking with Demon/Angel, seems fun. It doesn't hurt that they have pretty good charisma either.

 

[a bear named spigot]

who cares about sex, when you're a slime you get to be all slimey and do weird shit with your body and freak people out

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

The slime may reproduce asexually, that's true. But I'm pretty sure that the slime can model essentially any genitalia to any extent necessary except for getting anyone pregnant, which I don't think we going to be trying out for anyway. Sexual behavior is still very possible with the slime.

This is verging on BioWare Social Forum territory.

I'm sticking with Demon/Angel, seems fun. It doesn't hurt that they have pretty good charisma either.

if this were bioware social, we'd be serious and Kipeci would be blathering about his otherkin memories of being a slime in a past life.

edit: btw
the slime has pheromones and aphrodisiacs. charisma is unnecessary when we can bend people to our will

 

[treave]

the angel who likely won't have as high a sex drive as we once had

BUT I would encourage you to look up the nephilm. Based on that, I think we should keep our boner whether we have a halo or not.

Based of my reading of nephilim as specifically being the offspring of male angels and human women, and there being no mention of female angels whatsoever, I am forced to assume that Lambchop19's desired angels would be a race of all-male, lust-filled homosexual winged beings who only reproduce with mortal women for the sake of continuing their lineage. Like a reverse-Asari, only more gay.

 

[Baltika9]

...do angels buttsex each other?

 

[treave]

...do angels buttsex each other?

Sure.

 

[Baltika9]

DOWN WITH THE ANGELS!

On a more serious note, I have a legit question:

Anyway, the form you take has no bearing on what your thoughts and motivations are. You might find some more choices that depict a tendency towards certain behavioural traits associated with the form, like increased callousness, or a vanishing libido, but you are free not to make those choices.

What are the common traits and behaviors of the species we can choose from?

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

the angel who likely won't have as high a sex drive as we once had

BUT I would encourage you to look up the nephilm. Based on that, I think we should keep our boner whether we have a halo or not.

Based of my reading of nephilim as specifically being the offspring of male angels and human women, and there being no mention of female angels whatsoever

Um, apparently you haven't watch Touched By An Angel:

 

[Esquilax]

Based of my reading of nephilim as specifically being the offspring of male angels and human women, and there being no mention of female angels whatsoever, I am forced to assume that Lambchop19's desired angels would be a race of all-male, lust-filled homosexual winged beings who only reproduce with mortal women for the sake of continuing their lineage. Like a reverse-Asari, only more gay.

... Are you saying that this is a choice?

Flopping to Gay Reverse Asari

 

[treave]

What are the common traits and behaviors of the species we can choose from?

Well, you're supposed to be surprised and adapt to the traits of a non-human body as you go along, since you've literally never been a tumblrkin before. You don't have any real knowledge of what you're getting into, it's part and parcel of the transformation aspect of the plot. Unless you pick baby, in which case you definitely know that zero bowel control is in your foreseeable future.

Um, apparently you haven't watch Touched By An Angel:

I'm not a bored middle-aged American housewife.