Inactive [LP CYOA] Overlord

[TOME]

I would like to crush our way into Dark Lord's service and then crush him (or hopefully it's her and then we add her to our harem), but since we choice to focus on angelic impotence, I'll have to vote A>C.

 

[Baltika9]

but since we choice to focus on angelic impotence, I'll have to vote A>C.

That's the thing, though, we don't know which of these slimes can help us, or if we need both of them to do it. Why pick one over the other, when we can subjugate both?
Gentlemen, there is one thing whose importance stands above all else: Muh Dik. Before we think of men, women, Dark Lords or Heroes, we must always consider Muh Dik and right now it needs options, so why limit ourselves?

 

[Kipeci]

Double the subjugated slimes means double the slime trails that Trider may inject into his powerless cock.

 

[Nevill]

I dunno. The queen asked us not to kill her really nicely. Looks like we don't even need to subjugate those.

This is all fine and dandy, but I am not sure if we aren't risking doing something we might later regret, like killing both of them - or making them slink away in a panic. The Queen mentioned that this is their "main" body, implying they have some auxillary ones (?). Or did she mean that she is unique like that? I have no idea how the slimes function.

Try taking too much, and you might be left with nothing.

 

[TOME]

Why pick one over the other, when we can subjugate both?

“Why do some slimes take on a female humanoid form while others take on a male form?”

“Uh… Er… what?”

“You heard me.”

“It’s… up to their preference… I think?” says Barbatos, sounding unsure.

This tells me everything I need to know about Quekquek.

 

[Elfberserker]

Black slimes have not demostrated any ability to raise cocks, while pink slimes have. Besides blacks explode when frozen, others do not do so.

based on our orginal object i have to choose multi coloured slimes.

A

 

[Baltika9]

Black slimes have not demostrated any ability to raise cocks, while pink slimes have. Besides blacks explode when frozen, others do not do so.

But wouldn't Quekquek, as a man, understand more about dongs than a woman would? What do women know about Muh Dik, anyway, if they don't have any?
It's like asking a Philosophy Major to write a textbook on Nuclear Physics, or asking a lawyer to design a pipe system for a house: they can research it, yeah, but they don't understand the D instinctively like those that possess it do.
I'm not saying that I've side has a guaranteed cure, in saying that we ought to utilize both. If Quekquek chose to be a man, then he must have some understanding of Muh Dik.

 

[Nevill]

What do women know about Muh Dik, anyway, if they don't have any?

Some of those slimes subsist on nutrients from dicks, so they have to know somethign in order to not die of hunger.

Also, Quekquek is not a man and should not have a dong, as the slimes reproduce differently. He just projects masculine traits. He is a dickless pretender. An eunuch, basically. Filthy scum, I tend to kill those on sight.

 

[asxetos]

C > A. I m not siding with any Dark Lord

 

[Elfberserker]

Black slimes have not demostrated any ability to raise cocks, while pink slimes have. Besides blacks explode when frozen, others do not do so.

But wouldn't Quekquek, as a man, understand more about dongs than a woman would? What do women know about Muh Dik, anyway, if they don't have any?
It's like asking a Philosophy Major to write a textbook on Nuclear Physics, or asking a lawyer to design a pipe system for a house: they can research it, yeah, but they don't understand the D instinctively like those that possess it do.
I'm not saying that I've side has a guaranteed cure, in saying that we ought to utilize both. If Quekquek chose to be a man, then he must have some understanding of Muh Dik.

I thought we were looking ways to get our dong to work properly, not seeking philosophies of dong.

Blue slime might have less knowledge of feelings of dong, but she how get one work

 

[Kipeci]

I'm sure that the black slime feasts on dick, too, they're both slimes. It's a double expert.

 

[Nevill]

I'm sure that the black slime feasts on dick, too, they're both slimes.

It is yet unproven. First, the slime eating habits differ from color to color. There are herbivores, carnivores and there are slimes feeding off clothing.

Second, nothing at all is known about black slimes, except that they explode when frozen. As of now, everything points to them being an artificial creation by the 'Dark Lord'. BRObatos hasn't heard of them, and he's been around for some millenia. Even the Slime queen finds them strange. And the self-destruction mechanism looks like something introduced to prevent their closer examination.

Somehow I doubt the 'Dark Lord' has a dong problem and that he installed anything to help our cause in one of its creations.

They probably are more combat-capable than the originals, though.

 

[Kipeci]

This is a lot of speculation on their habits based solely on them wrecking the other colors of slimes. Treave said that when it comes down to it, a slime will eat anything. Dicks are things, therefore they gobble them. Probably.

Preserving slime diversity is best for ensuring that our mad scientist has something to work with. It's best to subjugate both the colored and the rainbow slimes.

 

[Nevill]

Dicks are things, therefore they gobble them. Probably.

That's not the kind of expertise we want from them.

But anyway. The thing I do not get is that you guys are operating on an implicit assumption 'we won't get the slimes that we attack', which is fair, but then somehow the argument does a 180 and becomes 'so let's attack both of them to get them all'. That's where you lose me.

I do not see a reason to subjugate species that clearly acknowledge our superiority and our ability to kill them.

 

[Azira]

A

 

[lightbane]

Gobblecock

I understand your point of view, but I do not see this the same way. Erdrick won't save the "passive" slimes just because he's a nice guy, but because he wants to relocate a few (or most of them, if possible) to Grahferde. Saving the Queen Slime's life will make her more willing to cooperate (unlike Kek, who's already serving someone else), doubly so if she learns of the incoming Methuss' squads coming here. Moreover, since Kek and his boss don't know much about us yet (other than Mercant is not human), we could pretend to be the Angel from Methuss™ in order to put the blame on their kingdom, preparing a fun surprise for them when their retaliatory army arrives. That should allow us to weaken both forces with minimal effort, as Erd loves to do.

Besides, while I don't doubt these black slimes are way stronger than the average variety, they have been tampered with to prevent these from being captured, a fact which will most likely apply too when these slimes die and they self-destruct. Even though that makes them excellent shock troopers, at the same time they will be poor test-subjects, for not to mention Erdrick won't like putting his squishy bits inside an highly explosive jelly, especially if said slime identifies himself as a male. Don't you think so?

By now it can be safely assumed that slimes ARE sentient. They probably have some degree of autonomy when they're away from their Lord/Lady, but they get stronger and create a hive-mind when several ones merge (chances are this process can be reversed as well). Of course, that also means that killing or severely wounding the Slime Lord will deal a fatal blow to most, if not all of nearby slimes, which means that attacking both Lords is probably not really a good idea after all, so I'll modify my vote to just A for the moment. Lastly, remember that one pink slime attacked of the rookie trainees on its own, so the multicolored species are not completely harmless, peace-loving hippies.


PS: By the way, considering that both Slime Lords are aware that Erdrick is inhuman, could we take this chance to remove his cloak and flash show off his majestic "angelic features"? Combining that with his high charisma should be enough to intimidate them into submission, making this situation the first and last time Angelic Diplomacy is done. Unfortunately, knowing our luck, chances are they won't be impressed, crushing Mercant's ego even further.

PPS: Our companions sure level up very fast. I bet that's because they're considered monster-blooded (Aria most likely has a demonic ancestor somewhere within her bloodline, a fact which will both greatly interest and repulse Rin).

 

[Kipeci]

Dicks are things, therefore they gobble them. Probably.

That's not the kind of expertise we want from them.

But anyway. The thing I do not get is that you guys are operating on an implicit assumption 'we won't get the slimes that we attack', which is fair, but then somehow the argument does a 180 and becomes 'so let's attack both of them to get them all'. That's where you lose me.

I do not see a reason to subjugate species that clearly acknowledge our superiority and our ability to kill them.

C is about us being the only one designated to violence either side into some pain. If we take a side, we are not controlling what a sovereign slime queen does with invaders or what the blacks will do with the conquered. Unless we decide to apply more violence at that point, I guess, but then that's time for the first defeated to slink away and it's clear that we can't just freeze the black slime and have that sit.

Taking option C ensures that we're willing to kick both sides in the metaphorical teeth until they submit and don't harm each other, which will preserve the greatest diversity of slimes.

 

[Storyfag]

I am not really happy with any of the choices.

I would really like to demand the multicoloured slimes' utter loyalty in exchange for protecting them from the black slimes. I would also like to capture the Black Slime Lord and interrogate it about the Dark Lord. We already know it cannot be done by freezing, but how about a force cage?

 

[ScubaV]

This is a tough decision. Feel free to add any ideas to the pro/con list.

Pro Multi-kult slimes:
1) Likely to be pliable and do anything we say
2) DIVERSITY! (more for Zayan to experiment with)
3) Defaulted to female form

Con Multi-kult:
1) Timid

Pro Big Black Dicks Slimes:
1) Aggressive
2) Possible reward and/or ally in this Dark Lord

Con Black:
1) Less likely to provide insights on our kundishun
2) May be difficult to keep in line
3) Defaulted to male form

I'm leaning towards A or C for now. Ideally we could subjugate both, but would C really play out that way?

 

[archaen]

A

 

[Kz3r0]

Voting for C is the Angels gonna Angel most likely because attacking both doesn't make sense, the pink lady already submitted so what's the point?

 

[Kipeci]

That we ensure that the blacks aren't destroyed as would be probable in A? It says that we establish a monopoly of violence for a reason.

 

[lightbane]

One of the few reasonable reasons for voting C would be to ensure that the Slime Queen doesn't attempt to betray us and attack Erd from behind the moment he's distracted, dragging him inside her body to absorb and digest all of his bodily fluids. But then again I'm sure part of the Codex would be okay with that outcome.

 

[Karwelas]

Fuck them all, I say. We are only true lord... but if we MUST choose one in tie... Slime Queen.

C>A

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Well, I guess that I'd rather have a slime that identifies as female.

Besides this, we don't know who or what this slime lord is. While there is a good chance it could be slime that is willing to be a female for us, there is also a chance it will be a male one that wants to stick a tentacle up our backside - or worse yet: a male human Mage that is controlling the slimed.

A