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[treave]

 

[Nevill]

Sold on the tsundere Dragon-Rabbit, the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Don't go back on your word now. :D

Edit: bolded for clarity.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

This should be interesting.

 

[treave]

Alright. I warned you. You guys are going to get what's coming to you.

The Dragon-Rabbit.

I'll begin sorting out the update.

 

[Zero Credibility]

Flopping to drag...

Nevermind.

 

[Zero Credibility]

Well, I was meaning to flop yesterday to avoid rabbit winning, just forgot about it. And now I am 10 minutes too late. Seriously, the one defining characteristic of the Adjutant is his bad luck, so why pick a sign that completely neutralizes it? Also, that description of our hybrid personality is a bit too defined for my taste.

 

[Zero Credibility]

Oh well, bipolar tsundere it is. Make it a female tsundere though.

 

[treave]

All of the personalities are already rather defined beyond the brief description I gave. I did say that there was more to the characters than just what was written, and demonstrated it while we were discussing the rabbit. Besides, personalities do change and this character can actually make decisions based on his head and not his gut - hence you can logically pick a choice that is out of character if it is justifiable - so I don't see it being a major issue.

 

[Esquilax]

Dafuq? Is treave joking? If not, can we have the Dragon Adjutant? If you're still game, I'm willing to flop. This is design-by-committee in action; you get a compromise that nobody is satisfied with.

See bros, this is why we should have picked the Farmer - no tsundere bullshit! Just a burly, hard-drinking bro who kicks a whole lot of ass.

 

[Smashing Axe]

Dragon rabbit sounds awesome. Don't back down now!

 

[treave]

You can flop, but you can't have a Dragon Adjutant until everyone has finalized their votes. It's only fair to the others, instead of having the Dragon win just because its supporters were on at an opportune time to request a flop after I had already decided to close the votes.

If it's that serious of an issue, I'll leave the vote open indefinitely for now. We'll see how it goes.

 

[treave]

Horse - 1
Monkey - 1
Snake - 1
Tiger - 5
Dragon - 7
Rabbit - 7

 

[Azira]

I WANNA BE A DRABBIT!

 

[Zero Credibility]

Dammit it all, I wanted for this to start already. Tsundere or not, I'm sure we could find a unique and interesting way to fuck it up roleplay this character.

 

[treave]

We're going to pass page 10 before we start, unfortunately. How long can you guys keep this up without getting bored?

You're all a bunch of goddamned Goats.

 

[Storyfag]

Drabbit sounds awesome! Moar plox?

 

[Baltika9]

I'm still going for a pure dragon over the hybrid, purely on the grounds that the stat soup doesn't sit well with me. Still, I don't have anything against it winning.

 

[Baltika9]

Goddammit, Esquilax was right. We should have gone for the Farmer and avoid all this bullshit with "nooo, the dragon/rabbit is icky, I want the rabbit/dragon."

You can never go wrong with boozing blue collar guys, we would've started already.

 

[treave]

I doubt that. I really, really doubt that. You'd be arguing over the flavour of retard you want on your farmer pie instead.

 

[Esquilax]

I just can't justify playing a moody tsundere who can't fight his way out of a paper bag in a martial arts LP. I want a dude who can fight at least a little bit, yet we're going for Lord Byron, complete with the brooding disposition and the club foot.

And yeah, we probably would have nit-picked just as much with the Farmer. "No bros, we should pick Ox, when you go retard, go full-retard!!" "No way, full-retard is too dumb. Maybe we can salvage this somewhat by making him average, let's vote Goat Farmer!"

 

[treave]

The Tiger is the best fighter, considering the variety of sword and unarmed techniques available in comparison to other weapons.

Honestly, all of you should just flop to Tiger and be done with it. He's calamitously awesome.

 

[Baltika9]

How awesome are we talking here?

 

[Tigranes]

What, I'm the only Pig? Goddamnit. I am not going a mild-mannered weird-lucked social butterfly Rabbit in my pugilist world.

Dragon.

 

[Esquilax]

YOLO, voting Tiger. Hey fuck it, it's awesome. I want a badass fighter, luck be damned.

 

[treave]

How awesome are we talking here?

Rip limbs off enemies awesome. Then perhaps calamitously slip on the bloody floor and knock himself out. The Dragon's agility is really too low to be a superb warrior on physical stats alone, though I think all of you continue to forget that I emphasized that techniques were important.