Let's play Zafehouse Diaries!

[DarKPenguiN]

-Holy shit this game looks Epic.

I have never seen anything like this before.

 

[tindrli]

im in for rescue point.. i said breach police station so Lindblum shouldn't feel neglected And i said no again man .. you cant have her head!!!!.. well maybe if i die.. then its all yours . Lets hear what other group members think before we make a move

 

[Azira]

Rescue point, hole up.

 

[Anabanana]

Holing up like rats it is!

We breach the rescue point.

I like to imagine these four dudes, bleeding, broken, dripping with bandages and high on painkillers, just going crazy and SMASHING every single zombie in the place.

Since we're holing up, I'm having the guys clean up the place and search for stuff to make traps/barricade with.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

 

[tindrli]

let her in let her in but only if she is 25+

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dont know guys.. woman .. alone in this whole mess.... she must be bitten or something...

sadly there is no option to tie her up before we let her in

 

[Dayyālu]

I came back and I discover we're almost dead.Good. At least we got some brains and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-Te-DPbSE


Forget the Police Station. In my humble opinion, we'd better not move before the chopper arrives.As they say,a better buckler I can soon regain;
But who can get another life again?

About the Girl... THREE OPTIONS? I cannot use any coin now.
.... .... ...
Let her in and find out what she knows. (Pray for a Aliens ref, Brothers)

 

[Lagole Gon]

I have good feelings about this

 

[Azira]

Ruh-roh..

So far, the random encounters have done nothing but screw us over. Well, we got some nice equipment from the guy being chased by the super zombie, but we lost one of our team at that.
Heck, it's been a good run all things considered. Let's play gullible good samaritans and let her in.

 

[tindrli]

I have good feelings about this

 

[Anabanana]

You guys are waaaay too trusting for your own good, you know?

You're lucky nobody was bitten.

Azira is fed up with Lindblum's incompetence. I try to salvage their relationship with a rumor.

I believe the plan is to hole up here, so I get people started on barricading quietly and trapping the place.

The location is now fully trapped and searched. Unfortunately, our only barricade was destroyed during the attacks. But more pressing than that... is our hunger.

We heard the chopper a while ago, and the rescue note from the girl said that the chopper will be arriving under cover of darkness. So it's certainly possible that it'll arrive sometime soon, which means our hunger might become irrelevant. My brother had a game where his entire team starved to death right after the chopper picked them up (but hey, the chopper still picked them up, so he considered it a total victory)!

On the other hand, we have no guarantee that the chopper will come tonight, and we might starve to death before then.

Should we go ahead and breach the closest store, or the house beside us? Or should we just stay and focus on getting the barricades up?

Here's an update on our relationships, btw.

Not exactly ideal, but Lindblum shouldn't be cutting Azira's head off as he sleeps anytime soon either. Hopefully.

EDIT: Just so you know, even if the chopper arrives soon, we'll hear the chopper about two hours before it arrives, which will definitely be enough time to get back to the warehouse before then, if we just stick to breaching the nearby shop.

 

[Azira]

Nearby shop for snacks.

 

[Anabanana]

Azira hath spoken! Snacks it is.

"a horde of zombies"

This is definitely going to end well.

SMASH! BASH! CLOBBER!

Artabanes doesn't like Azira interfering with his alone time with his precious corpses.

Still bros, though. Looks like everything is going to be just fine-

 

[tindrli]

Ignore him

 

[Azira]

Oh boy! So, who's the most unpopular among us, lindblum?

Doesn't matter. I don't like that offer at all. It's only a "small mob" outside.

Try to buy him off with valuable stuff. M: Choppah's almost here. We don't need all this stuff.

 

[tindrli]

i Agreed with Azira


Lindblum do you remember that young girl that we had to kill.. Look i prepared you her head instead of Tentacles

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[Anabanana]

So, don't click the spoiler below if you don't like metagaming. The following are the consequences for each choice:

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Give somebody up: You give either Azira or Lindblum up, and he leads some zombies away. Big deal.
Give up valuable items: You give him some of your best items, which might include certain firearms, but weapons aren't all that important at this stage in the game anyway. He drives away while honking his horn quietly, which attracts a small mob of zombies to your current location (he's pissed that you didn't give him live bait, you see).
Ignore him: By far the worst fucking option. He drives away while blasting a siren at top volume, attracting ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING TOWN TO YOUR CURRENT LOCATION. DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT TO YOURSELF, CODEX?! HUH?! DO YOU!?!? Remember that this shop is RIGHT NEXT to your rescue point! Well. You might be able to fight them off, but also remember that you're tired, hungry, and your relations aren't maxed right now, so... I mean, I'll spread a rumor so that everybody's solidly in the green again, but...

You might want to reconsider your choices. Just saying.

But of course, I could just go with what you guys chose blind; it's only fair after all

 

[Azira]

 

[tindrli]

HAHAHAHA

 

[Lindblum]

Fuck him!

Refuse and evacuate the damned area, back to the rescue point we should be good on food.

This isn't about sacrificing a member for the greater good.
This is about turning a BROther over to become his sex slave.

No we will leave this place together!

 

[Anabanana]

So I guess that means we're going for the ignore him option?

I'm going to wait a while for other people to chime in... this might be a good time to clarify/edit your responses, just in case I misunderstand... Like Lindblum, for instance, by FUCK HIM you don't mean actually fuck him, you mean ignore him, riiiight? Just making sure~~~

 

[tindrli]

Fuck him!

Refuse and evacuate the damned area, back to the rescue point we should be good on food.

This isn't about sacrificing a member for the greater good.
This is about turning a BROther over to become his sex slave.

No we will leave this place together!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!! i agreed!!!

 

[Lindblum]

Ignore him!
And perform a tactical retreat to the extraction point!

 

[Anabanana]

And the sun rises on the zombie horde~

The wave of zombies that we could have TOTALLY AVOIDED set off four of our traps - it takes a few hours to retrap the entire place. Unfortunately, Azira's still hungry, the needy prick, and we've already eaten everything from the store.

We have a few options here, but all of them have to do with BREACCHHH. The store in the corner? The house to our left? Or we could just stay put and wait for the chopper, which hopefully shall be arriving at some point tonight. Most of our dudes are also tired - perhaps we could hit the hotel first, and then start breaching other places from there? Also remember that most of the zombies in town will be swarming towards the direction of the nearby store, thanks to douchebag Piper there.

 

[Azira]

Good thing the piper didn't blast the siren near the pickup point. Well, I'm hungry as well as exhausted. I'd sleep better on a full stomach, so go breach the store.

 

[Lindblum]

A quick short food run I guess.

Also that was supposed to be the best Faggot McPiper could do?

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