09 My No.2
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OK, we'll run with Mikko. Let's hope he can cope with the demands.
This isn't cheap, but the massive task ahead of his commands this sort of paycheck, I guess.
Let's hand over control of all retail outlets to him.
He should also be in charge of our farms.
Auto leveled to 2. Nice.
Now I kinda regret not spending on training, since Paul's absence meant every sales team lost his leadership bonus.
It's taking shape. We have ten years to get wheels on these sands.
Fuck.
This is the only gold reserve out there? Fuck, that's 200% decline in quality. Let's hope the consumers forgive us.
It's been fun.
A new mine opens.
Our sweater tech takes the lead. It's time to branch out to chemical products to find new virgin markets.
Our Tranny cosmetics line should provide the stepping stone.
1958 draws to a close. I hope Mikko is up to his job. Profits have declined to 250 mil a year. I guess we could blame it on the gold mine.
Feb 1959
Mikko's handed in some product sales reports to review. I don't normally do this, but during Paul-era, profits are nearly 400 mil. We're hovering just above 200 mil here, let's try to find out what happened...
Looks like Maple Five is starting a little price war with our bread line...annoying.
Son of a bitch. This KKKola competition is starting to bleed us dry. Mikko better make sure this is a temporary situation...
The day can't get any worse, can it?
Me and my big mouth.
C'mon you bitches, it's time to pull up your socks and beat the competition to a pulp.
Chemical products like detergent can provide us with more virgin markets to rape. Within one and a half year, that is.
We now have a body for the Desert Viper. We just need an engine now...
In anticipation of the wait, we will refine our production...
The less competition, the better..
I've forgotten about launching the Grape Your Face campaign...let's hope this barley farm makes good planting for vineyards.
Yes. Die, you miserable leeches. Stop biting on the giant's bread crumbs.
More chemical products planned.
It can't come any sooner...
Mikko, rape the virgins. Rape them good.
Ahhhh yes! Perfect for Toddlers. Paper factories are opened, and the diapers are rolled out, serving all toddlers in all shapes and sizes.
We didn't exactly celebrate the new year...but pulled back to 190 mil profit.
I've got over a hundred firms to check for bottlenecks this year.
And these numbers mean nothing to me.
I can take comfort that we're still number 1. This year is going to be a rough one. We'll trim the bills in the next update.