Let's battle the terror in X-Com TFTD Superhuman Ironman

[Overboard]

Auto-clone me, every time.

 

[Night Goat]

Sign me up, I want to meet some underwater friends.

 

[Overboard]

Sign me up, I want to meet some underwater friends.

 

[Gondolin]

Use as many Gondolins as needed, bro. I volunteer my geneseed!

 

[Storyfag]

Auto-clone me every time I die please

 

[Heclapar]

DONT READ THIS NVM i found the problem........................................Guys i need HELP. I am sorry that this will spoil the next update,but there will be no more if i dont solve this.During the next update SPOILER My base gets attacked, and when i get to the loadout screen, only very few aquanauts have weapons.I read that this is a bug, so i thought it would be okay to reaload.Anyways, what do i do so every one of them is equipped? I have a alot of weapons in storage

 

[Heclapar]

UPDATE 9: The Attack
(I didnt know about the 80 item bug and had to reload the first time, as i saw my aquanauts had no weapons,sorry)
After getting our new Triton and a shitload of new troops,things were finally looking good for X-COM.

Those are the reserve guys,incase something happens to the main squad (probable)

I bought some new shiny weapons and put them inside of the triton,which i had armed with a 14 man squad.Then this happened.

Then this.

Mother of trolling...

Louis, an unamed guy,spots an alien off the bat.

It is disposed of

Amanda sees one too.And shoots at it.

She misses and the alien reacts.R.I.P Whyte,gj missing shots at point blank range

Alfredo spots another aquatoid near Louis but misses it.

Manatee takes a step forward,but an alien kills him. R.I.P Manatee III
Also,i armed some guys with torpedo launchers,not knowing that they are water only

Phillipe kills an alien,and revels another one behind it.

Deborah shoots at an aquatoid,but misses.

Now this was pretty funny.Jovier gets out of his room and shoot at the alien near Louis.He hits it,but it doesnt die and uses reaction shot.He misses Jovier and hits the alien which Deborah missed : x

Juan tries to shoot at the very same alien,but instead hits Louis

DURING THE ALIENS TURN,THEY MC DEBORAH AND LIGHTBANE,MAKING THEM GO BERSERK AND KILL TWO ALIENS. on you alien commander

Also, Paul, whom i had placed near the airlock, saw 2 aliens move past him during the aliens turn.The first was killed by a raging lightbane and the second was killed by him.

Sadly, a calcinite kills manatee III. R.I.P Manatee III, sorry for giving you a torpedo launcher on a base defense

Storyfag misses it from point blank range,Gondolin doesnt.

Phillipe kills yet another one and goes back to cover.

Alfredo meets face to face with Louis shooter.

He prevails.

Charlie spots an alien,but she misses.

Juan fires at an alien,but he misses,triggering reaction fire.R.I.P Juan, the reaction fire continues
During the next turn,lightbane and deborah are under mc control, and a lot of guys die and panic.
Slippers, defying the laws of physics goes berserk and fires his torpedo launcher, dying R.I.P Slippers

Louis,with no other choise puts Deborah down.R.I.P Deborah

Quentin kills a calcinite,injures the other but doesnt kill it.
During the next turn,everyone panicks expect for one guy, and countless deaths happen.Not gonna document them,they dont matter anymore.

After 2 turns and much death,ulminati gets a hold of himselft and grabs a gun.
Then something weird happens during the aliens turn.An alien shoot an alien walking past him.Friendly fire reaction fire???

Alfredo gets a hold of himself,shoots a calcinite and runs away.
After one turn, antigravity canine is the sole survivor.

But he gets MCED too.

T'leth get out of the sea and rapes everything. The end.

MC is so $%^&* op, i was destroying them and they just mced everybody and GG


Well guys, that was tense and fun at the same time :D
Do you want me to continue on, with a new save?

 

[Night Goat]

Go for it. What's the worst that can happen?

 

[hoverdog]

After one turn, antigravity canine is the sole survivor.

Do you want me to continue on, with a new save?

DO IT

 

[Heclapar]

You should have said DO IT FAGGOT

 

[Average Manatee]

Woot, I died twice in one mission.


DO IT FAGGOT

 

[Heclapar]

Woot, I died twice in one mission.

Just noticed that, the slaugher was so bad that i lost track of the deaths

DO IT FAGGOT

Random question. Are you guys enjoying this let's play or not? Because i look back at each update i write and be like YAWNNNN why would anyone enjoy reading this, might be the fact that they provide no surpise to me :D

 

[Kashmir Slippers]

They are great! Keep it up.

 

[Imperator]

I return to fight against the alien scum

 

[Storyfag]

Keep going at it. The LP is great!

 

[Absalom]

Keep going. This lp amuses me.

Also I per-emptively sign up and allow my genetic material to be cloned and re-cloned.

 

[Zero Credibility]

Keep going. Also, reporting for horrible death duty.

 

[Dayyālu]

Keep fighting. DEATH NEEDS NOT TO BE THE END OF HOPE! We will stop the alien invasion with the bodies of our fallen!

So, considering that Kavadh has not been cloned yet.... Give him another ride. And after that, keep cloning him when he heroically pathetically dies. Can you kindly do that without my direct request?

Thanks! And good luck again.

 

[Heclapar]

UPDATE 10: Reality Check
And that, commander is why you should be a lot more careful with your tactical decisions, said the leader of the funding nations while getting him out of the simulation.
The commander agreed, and vowed to not be reckless in his war against the aliens.Also, the leader notified him that,only 3 species of aliens were known at the time of the simulation.
The calcinites,the aquatoids and the gill men.There might be more of them, he said before letting the general go back to his work.

Ofcource superhuman again, because i am a masochist like the danger.

This time around the base is near Europe.

We have a similiar base setup as the last time,expect for two things.I make two other sub pens so i will be able to destroy the others later,and put the living quarters away from the airlock.This will increase the survivability of the base immensly, otherwise a base defense will end up just like the "simulation' Here are the new recuits,and they look familiar don't they?

We start researching gauss technology,as it will be useful to make some and sell them.

The first few days are calm,and we manage to research it.After that,we go for the gauss pistol.

Then we go for the rifle.

We spot a touched down sub, but we don't attack it because it is night.It escapes before we can catch it during the day.

Another one is spotted

The triton gets ready and launches, when the day comes.

This is it.

Hoverdog gets ready to get out.
He does, and manatee too comes out.

And dies from reaction fire. R.I.P Manatee, you werent as good as in the simulation

Story fag throws a magna blast explosive to take care of any incoming aliens.

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No death sound is heard.

Imperator and Storyfag scout ahead.

Zero throws another high explosive, and again no death sounds are heard.

Imperator spots an alien scum.

Storyfag throws an armed grenade at Imperator, and he in turn throws it at the alien.
Also Zero dies from alien fire.R.I.P Zero,you were a good thrower

Hoverdog throws a grenade near his corpse,to kill any alien trying to defile Zero

Hoverdog didnt kill him with his grenade,but it killed him with its sonic pistol.R.I.P Hoverdog , i dont have any more witty remarks to make.Also Storyfag goes berserk.

I level the seabed with explosives.

Imperator,going back to get his weapon that he dropped while panicking,spots an alien and doesnt have enought tus to fire at it.

During the next turn,it doesnt fire at him, and he kills it with 2 autoshots.

Storyfag hides outside of the alien sub.

Night goat spots an alien that somehow survived the explosive barrage.

He gets a torpedo to the face.

Imperator spots an alien,shoot at it but misses.

It reacts, misses its first shot but not its second.R.I.P Imperator

Storyfag tries to shoot at it too, misses and is shot.R.I.P Storyfag

An alien shoots at Goat.R.I.P Goat

Absalom spots the alien,shoots at it, misses and has no more tus.
Next turn it fires at him,misses and throws a grenade.
R.I.P Absalom

Slippers, the only survivor, takes off with a sonic rifle,an alien pulser and a sonic rifle clip.

And he gets a promotion for doing nothing.

Guys i suck so much lets hope i have some gauss rifles for the next mission.

Also, to the guys who say they want to be added without requesting it each time, sorry i cant do that because other people will get pissed that i don't add them

 

[Storyfag]

That's just an excuse for attention whoring
Hire a large enough force and everyone will fit in. You can also rule that people requesting a respawn personally will take precedence over those who're on auto-cloning. Finally, you can rotate people between missions to fit everyone in.

 

[Heclapar]

No it isnt , and anyway, there are always open slots (because everyone DIES horribly)

 

[Overboard]

Yes it is. Just make a list in the first post of everyone who wants to be in, and keep going down the list, going back to the first name when you've exhausted all names. It's absurd that you have unnamed cannon fodder aquanauts when there are so many people asking to be added.

 

[Gondolin]

Man, what the fuck are you doing at a crash site with a crew of 8? Fill that fucking Triton with troops!

 

[Heclapar]

Just make a list in the first post of everyone who wants to be in

I would happily do that, but i dont know how , PM me the instructions.

 

[Average Manatee]

Did you just send my 66-accuracy clone out to die in the front?

Keep in mind that when an alien sees you you can avoid reaction fire if your next step takes you out of its sight. In most open terrain, this means you simply need to take a step backwards. From there you can retreat to cover and prepare the grenades.

Also, you might try the tanks out. 70 TUs makes them great scouts (any soldiers in front die before they gain that much XP), and their armor lets them take no damage from frontal shots with sonic pistols about 2/3rds of the time. Plus 90 health lets you pull them out and save the investment. Just hope the aliens don't throw a grenade.