Kodex Kommunistic Kastle. Fortress. Dwarf Fortress.

[Cael]

Nice all the elves have given me so far is a breeding pair of Giant Kestrels, which at least help my hunters to clear the skies. The Rutherers look nice, I'm hoping to get some beefy breedable animals so I can try out some mega necrobacon with my captured necromancers, who has been stuck in cages since the first year... I've kinda been ignoring the caverns though, I embarked in a savage tropical biome hoping for some Giant Rhinoceros but so far no dice, all I get is swarms of buzzards...

Don't be racist. Shitting Buzzard is a great and honoured name in certain cultures, along with Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse.

 

[Cael]

Sorry, guys. Cross-posting from my DF thread as I am very puzzled by this and looking for help:

OK. This is weird. I have not had a dwarf caravan from my home civ for two years now, nor any migrants.

Pop is about 140
Civ still around, with about 10 cities.
Civ has a king, even.

Caravans from 1 other dwarf civ, 5 human civs and 4 elf civs are arriving as per normal.

Any ideas, guys?

EDIT: Just tried the force migrant command on a whim. Result was "No migrants this season". WTH?

 

[Radech]

Sorry, guys. Cross-posting from my DF thread as I am very puzzled by this and looking for help:

OK. This is weird. I have not had a dwarf caravan from my home civ for two years now, nor any migrants.

Pop is about 140
Civ still around, with about 10 cities.
Civ has a king, even.

Caravans from 1 other dwarf civ, 5 human civs and 4 elf civs are arriving as per normal.

Any ideas, guys?

EDIT: Just tried the force migrant command on a whim. Result was "No migrants this season". WTH?

Is your kingdom dying or dead? My best miner just turned into a queen, had no caravan and just got my 2nd migrant wave, turns out I'm the only non gobbo site left in the world so I think it's time to hunker dahn!

Edit: turns out I can't read - try poking around in legends browser, see if your king is captured by goblins or something weird? maybe you somehow lost access - do you have any holdings that are economically linked(I haven't poked around a lot in world mode as my games tend to brick occasionally when the troops return)

 

[Cael]

Sorry, guys. Cross-posting from my DF thread as I am very puzzled by this and looking for help:

OK. This is weird. I have not had a dwarf caravan from my home civ for two years now, nor any migrants.

Pop is about 140
Civ still around, with about 10 cities.
Civ has a king, even.

Caravans from 1 other dwarf civ, 5 human civs and 4 elf civs are arriving as per normal.

Any ideas, guys?

EDIT: Just tried the force migrant command on a whim. Result was "No migrants this season". WTH?

Is your kingdom dying or dead? My best miner just turned into a queen, had no caravan and just got my 2nd migrant wave, turns out I'm the only non gobbo site left in the world so I think it's time to hunker dahn!

Edit: turns out I can't read - try poking around in legends browser, see if your king is captured by goblins or something weird? maybe you somehow lost access - do you have any holdings that are economically linked(I haven't poked around a lot in world mode as my games tend to brick occasionally when the troops return)

The King is still there.

There is a goblin town that is economically linked to me. Don't know why...! I have never invaded it or done anything to it. In fact, I don't even have a military, just a TON of strategically placed cage traps, and a heavily trapped tunnel linking my side entrance to the outside world that the gobbo invasions run through.

My depot has a clear path out.

The caravans and migrants just stopped coming after the first year or so.

 

[Radech]

Yeah had a gobbo town linked as well at some point, thinks it just makes raids more likely.

 

[Citizen]

You remember? I remember

 

[Reinhardt]

Deers did this.

 

[vazha]

You remember? I remember

Never forget, Never forgive.

 

[InD_ImaginE]

KKK will raise again.

Never stop believing. Believe in the Commissar!

 

[Reinhardt]

You all ded, i'm broker now. I was only one who was wearing mask.

 

[Bliblablubb]

If we all ded, what are you the broker of now? "Broker of coof"?

Sad.

 

[Reinhardt]

If we all ded, what are you the broker of now? "Broker of coof"?

Sad.

I'm selling my memoirs about KKK.

 

[Azira]

The forgotten beasts took us all in the end.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

We'll be back. He'll be back. The Kodex Kommunity Kollective never dies, it just changes the game.

 

[vazha]

Hope so, I miss him.
:NO HOMO:

 

[Storyfag]

The forgotten beasts took us all in the end.

Didn't the final giant bat have poisonous blood? So, in the end, the Kolony got the coof from a bat?

 

[tindrli]

am i alive?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

am i alive?

You are, your dorf ain't.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Well, the important thing is that kalin will never get the bonaz.

 

[Kalin]

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Well, the important thing is that kalin will never get the bonaz.

Maybe next game.

 

[Demo.Graph]

All right, everybody?

Do you want want to see another episode of this epic struggle for prosperity till the last dwarf?

Do you want to have your expectations subverted and your mind, and probably something else, blown?

Do you want to feel like you have a heart again?

Then I'm ready to accept your donation to the fundraiser dedicated to returning this thing to its former glory!

Send an ingot or a check to the mailbox KKK-GR8B81488 and live happily ever after!

 

[vazha]

IF you can track down Grimwulf and force him to continue this, I'll gladly throw money at whatever shady thing you point me towards

 

[ERYFKRAD]

IF you can track down Grimwulf and force him to continue this, I'll gladly throw money at whatever shady thing you point me towards

Be wary, said shady thing may or may not include Grimwulf

 

[vazha]

Grimmie first, transaction later.