Incline I get vibes some times. I usually don't tell others about them.

[Grauken]

The thread title always cracks me up whenever someone posts in here

 

[d1r]

Turn based combat, massive adventure game, story focused and a personal mission assigned to me by a cherub who works for God.
This game won't save the world but nonetheless it is a good start.
Anyone subscibed to my Substack gets a free Steam Key for this game and any other game I write in the foreseeable future forever without conditions.
The game will have a playtime of a few hours end-to-end and might be completed in a single sitting.
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Funny how the Dex usually shits on games with such an atrocious one-pixel indie art style including ai-generated backgrounds downscaled to 240p without any image correction, but when it comes to our local, half-insane Australian bunker-dweller, it's all flowers and roses.

 

[Lord_Potato]

She's 57, pretty much nobody is hot at that age, it's either plastic surgery or grandma vibes.

That's Salma Hayek at 57

Yeah, okay. I would bang her I guess. You know, wouldn't want her to feel bad about herself. It would be for her self esteem.

I salute your noble sacrifice. Stay strong, brother!

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

Turn based combat, massive adventure game, story focused and a personal mission assigned to me by a cherub who works for God.
This game won't save the world but nonetheless it is a good start.
Anyone subscibed to my Substack gets a free Steam Key for this game and any other game I write in the foreseeable future forever without conditions.
The game will have a playtime of a few hours end-to-end and might be completed in a single sitting.
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Funny how the Dex usually shits on games with such an atrocious one-pixel indie art style including ai-generated backgrounds downscaled to 240p without any image correction, but when it comes to our local, half-insane Australian bunker-dweller, it's all flowers and roses.

Or is it that they are far more discerning than you will ever be and already sense that if it is a game written by me it is going to be the most awesome thing since sliced bread ... because they can sense incline whereas you are the physical manifestation of decline?

Were you vaccinated?

 

[d1r]

Turn based combat, massive adventure game, story focused and a personal mission assigned to me by a cherub who works for God.
This game won't save the world but nonetheless it is a good start.
Anyone subscibed to my Substack gets a free Steam Key for this game and any other game I write in the foreseeable future forever without conditions.
The game will have a playtime of a few hours end-to-end and might be completed in a single sitting.
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Funny how the Dex usually shits on games with such an atrocious one-pixel indie art style including ai-generated backgrounds downscaled to 240p without any image correction, but when it comes to our local, half-insane Australian bunker-dweller, it's all flowers and roses.

Or is it that they are far more discerning than you will ever be and already sense that if it is a game written by me it is going to be the most awesome thing since sliced bread ... because they can sense incline whereas you are the physical manifestation of decline?

You're shitty Wiz7 clone is still sitting at Mixed Reviews, Cleve. Certainly not the best position to self-fellate that much.

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

Turn based combat, massive adventure game, story focused and a personal mission assigned to me by a cherub who works for God.
This game won't save the world but nonetheless it is a good start.
Anyone subscibed to my Substack gets a free Steam Key for this game and any other game I write in the foreseeable future forever without conditions.
The game will have a playtime of a few hours end-to-end and might be completed in a single sitting.
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Funny how the Dex usually shits on games with such an atrocious one-pixel indie art style including ai-generated backgrounds downscaled to 240p without any image correction, but when it comes to our local, half-insane Australian bunker-dweller, it's all flowers and roses.

Or is it that they are far more discerning than you will ever be and already sense that if it is a game written by me it is going to be the most awesome thing since sliced bread ... because they can sense incline whereas you are the physical manifestation of decline?

You're shitty Wiz7 clone is still sitting at Mixed Reviews, Cleve. Certainly not the best position to self-fellate that much.

There's a cult that has dedicated their lives to keeping it from going positive at any cost.

These are the same people who voted for Kamala.

Which game have you written by yourself that has sold over 100,000 copies? Let me know and I will go to download it.

If you count piracy in combination with my honor system for the game, over one million people have played the game and never, ever forgotten it.

Grimoire is now a hardcore cult game considered one of the only games to ever be comparable to Wiz 7, which itself is a cult game. It came out over 7 years ago. It is regarded as an ultimate retro classic up there with the greatest games of the 90's.

Only closeted gay men with passive-aggressive qualities still make it a point to critique Grimoire because of what somebody somewhere said about it.

Guarantee you were vaccinated.

 

[d1r]

Turn based combat, massive adventure game, story focused and a personal mission assigned to me by a cherub who works for God.
This game won't save the world but nonetheless it is a good start.
Anyone subscibed to my Substack gets a free Steam Key for this game and any other game I write in the foreseeable future forever without conditions.
The game will have a playtime of a few hours end-to-end and might be completed in a single sitting.
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Funny how the Dex usually shits on games with such an atrocious one-pixel indie art style including ai-generated backgrounds downscaled to 240p without any image correction, but when it comes to our local, half-insane Australian bunker-dweller, it's all flowers and roses.

Or is it that they are far more discerning than you will ever be and already sense that if it is a game written by me it is going to be the most awesome thing since sliced bread ... because they can sense incline whereas you are the physical manifestation of decline?

You're shitty Wiz7 clone is still sitting at Mixed Reviews, Cleve. Certainly not the best position to self-fellate that much.

There's a cult that has dedicated their lives to keeping it from going positive at any cost.

These are the same people who voted for Kamala.

Which game have you written by yourself that has sold over 100,000 copies? Let me know and I will go to download it.

If you count piracy in combination with my honor system for the game, over one million people have played the game and never, ever forgotten it.

Grimoire is now a hardcore cult game considered one of the only games to ever be comparable to Wiz 7, which itself is a cult game. It came out over 7 years ago. It is regarded as an ultimate retro classic up there with the greatest games of the 90's.

Only closeted gay men with passive-aggressive qualities still make it a point to critique Grimoire because of what somebody somewhere said about it.

Guarantee you were vaccinated.

The absolute fucking cope in this post.

It must stay negative because it's some sort of statement!
Six million people bought it! I swear!
You, as someone with a completely different profession, didn't create a game! You don't have the right to attack my baby!
It's a hardcore cult classic of the 90s which absolutely no one on the net, besides the 10 usual subjects, talk of!
<insert typical Vaccine/gay/political rhetoric here>

This is definitely something lunatic people would write in their bunkers.

 

[Lord_Potato]

Grimoire is now a hardcore cult game considered one of the only games to ever be comparable to Wiz 7, which itself is a cult game. It came out over 7 years ago. It is regarded as an ultimate retro classic up there with the greatest games of the 90's.

Regarded by whom exactly? I know it has a tiny cult following on the Codex but hello, reality check: on Steam it's got weaker review average than Veilguard.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Regarded by whom exactly? I know it has a tiny cult following on the Codex but hello, reality check: on Steam it's got weaker review average than Veilguard.

Cleve should have assigned a price of $60 to Grimoire and left it there in perpetuity without any discounts or other reductions. This would have filtered out the people who can't handle a game in the style of classic turn-based blobbers, resulted in the reviews being informative and positive, and ultimately have earned more money for Cleve while selling fewer units.