I am very angry at Dragon Age II.

[Volourn]

"Also: when you turn eighteen I'll buy you your first tequila race, I promise."

If your theory is that I'm not yet 18, that would mean I was posting on the Codex when I wasn't even double digits. LMFAO

trust me, I'll well past 18. Age is but a number, though, and has nothing to do with maturity.

Believe me, if I was even remotely mature, I wouldnt waste my time with the internetz.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

"Also: when you turn eighteen I'll buy you your first tequila race, I promise."

If your theory is that I'm not yet 18, that would mean I was posting on the Codex when I wasn't even double digits. LMFAO

That is my theory for a lot of the people here. In your case it's especially sad. It's like Brad Pitt movie directed by David Fincher. You come to the Codex as someone capable of writing actual sentences but as the years go by you lose that ability more and more. For your own sake I hope you'll one day rewind your Brad Pitt movie directed by David Fincher.

Age is but a number, though, and has nothing to do with maturity.

Oh, you're right! Take off your pants immediately and meet me inside stall number two!

 

[Volourn]

I'm immature. Not gay.

 

[Radisshu]

I'm immature.

 

[Xor]

At least he admits it.

 

[Haba]

I'm immature.

There is... something... in this.

 

[Micmu]

As if anyone mature was still posting here... or ever was.

 

[Quetzacoatl]

You know Andy I've wondering.... how does a horse with hooves use a keyboard or mouse? Are you a centaur?

 

[veniubique]

i just tried to take a shit with a boner and i got piss everywhere can someone tell me what to do this is really embarrassing

 

[Radisshu]

You know Andy I've wondering.... how does a horse with hooves use a keyboard or mouse? Are you a centaur?

Maybe he's got a keyboard and mouse specifically designed for horses. Didn't think of that, did you?

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Andyman Omnissiah.

 

[Jim Cojones]

As if anyone mature was still posting here... or ever was.

DGaider? Anyone who took part in creating Dragon Age must be a mature person.

 

[Shannow]

You know Andy I've wondering.... how does a horse with hooves use a keyboard or mouse? Are you a centaur?

Maybe he's got a keyboard and mouse specifically designed for horses. Didn't think of that, did you?

Unicodern

 

[Deakul]

Finally got to try DA2 on the PC at my friend's house.

Good God, I fucking HATE the new combat system.
It's like it tries to be Diablo or Dynasty Warriors but it's at the wrong camera angle to be like Diablo and it's too annoying to be like Dynasty Warriors since you have to focus on one enemy at a time as you hammer mb1 until they die.

God damn, I quit the demo about 6 minutes into the game because of the combat system.
Atleast DAO had an auto attack system where you just click an enemy and then spam the abilities like you don't give a fuck.

DA2's combat system actually works well on consoles, funnily enough.
But translated to the PC it's so fucking annoying.

Also PRESS ANY KEY TO BEGIN screen when you start the game up.

 

[Kaanyrvhok]

It's lazy on an entirely new level. There should be a new word for this kind of laziness and it should be the sound of a fat guy shitting his pants because he didn't want to spend the effort taking them off. BROMPH!

BROMPH!!

Yeah fitting word.

 

[Hegel]

The horse did win this thread.

 

[rangarkash]

4 - 10 = 6

All my posts are filled with hidden easter bunnies like that. I'm complex like that.

Noted.

 

[Quetzacoatl]

You know Andy I've wondering.... how does a horse with hooves use a keyboard or mouse? Are you a centaur?

Maybe he's got a keyboard and mouse specifically designed for horses. Didn't think of that, did you?

But then how could the horse afford to buy the equipment?

 

[Falkner]

You know Andy I've wondering.... how does a horse with hooves use a keyboard or mouse? Are you a centaur?

Maybe he's got a keyboard and mouse specifically designed for horses. Didn't think of that, did you?

But then how could the horse afford to buy the equipment?

Job opportunities for horses are everywhere. From horse-drawn carriages over police work to German porn.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Hey, guyz, did you know the number one difference between DA1 and DA2?

DA1 was released by a 'scrappy indy dev' and DA2 wasn't.

FUKKIN' R00FLES FUKKIN R00FLES!

I hope I never meet anyone who actually argues that. Once you manage to land John Cleese just because 'this one side-quest would be perfect with him in it', you've lost indie cred. You've got pull. That said, the mental battle with the Magnificent Bastard was quite entertaining. As was what happened if you lost the following duel.


"Your concept of honor is outdated, as well. Finish the dog when he is down."


*BLAM*


"Percival...the towel."

 

[Cynic]

Fuck this game, and fuck anyone who likes it. Your poor taste and acceptance of shit like this is why game companies think they can be professional turd polishers.

I had this piece of shit preordered, then I played the demo, then I pirated it. I quickly uninstalled it and cancelled my preorder. I can't understand how anyone who had half a brain couldn't come to the same conclusion. How is this kind of shit is acceptable to anyone. It's a fucking joke and it is a horrible sequel to a game which I honestly thought was pretty damn good.

Every SINGLE decision they made made the game worse. Every fucking one.

Combat and every facet of its disgusting presence in this "RPG" for spastics is beyond comprehension

Art Direction made me

Characters are TOTALLY

World is fucking

Exploration is NONEXISTANT

Customization is fucking

The team behind this game almost makes me rage as much as the game itself. Laidlaw has to be one of the most irritating slimy fucks to ever create a game. Their marketing guy is just a big steaming pile of fail and the writing is so atrocious that I sincerely think Gaider views Twilight as some sort of holy grail of writing.

Yeah, I'm very angry at DA2 as well.

 

[Black]

4 - 10 = 6

Two words for you: your wrong.

 

[J1M]

4 - 10 = 6

Two words for you: your wrong.

You're.

Also, he could be right. You don't know what kind of number system or base he is using for that pony math.

 

[kris]

Bullshit. If you were really that old, you wouldn't waste time on the internet.

At this particular point everyone at my company sits on the internet. I am pretty sure all also waste time.

 

[Commissar Draco]

Fuck this game, and fuck anyone who likes it. Your poor taste and acceptance of shit like this is why game companies think they can be professional turd polishers.

I had this piece of shit preordered, then I played the demo, then I pirated it. I quickly uninstalled it and cancelled my preorder. I can't understand how anyone who had half a brain couldn't come to the same conclusion. How is this kind of shit is acceptable to anyone. It's a fucking joke and it is a horrible sequel to a game which I honestly thought was pretty damn good.

Every SINGLE decision they made made the game worse. Every fucking one.

Combat and every facet of its disgusting presence in this "RPG" for spastics is beyond comprehension

Art Direction made me

Characters are TOTALLY

World is fucking

Exploration is NONEXISTANT

Customization is fucking

The team behind this game almost makes me rage as much as the game itself. Laidlaw has to be one of the most irritating slimy fucks to ever create a game. Their marketing guy is just a big steaming pile of fail and the writing is so atrocious that I sincerely think Gaider views Twilight as some sort of holy grail of writing.

Yeah, I'm very angry at DA2 as well.

[Perception/Inteligence/Wisdom/Crapgameslore]
So DA2 is Biowhore's Oblibion? I didn't enjoyed DA0 as much to rage like you but I can sympatise. I was just like you after Morrowind. RIP Thedias