Incline Hey hey people, it's the SsethTzeentach thread

[baud]

We had two threads and a newspost on this back then but now you're like Ssssssseth played it so must I.

It's not as if the newspost was 4 years before CHEMS joined the dex and the main thread had barely any activity after the release...

 

[lightbane]

I remember playing that game. It was kind of interesting, but the gay levels was somewhat offputing. More important, for some reason the screen size was tiny and I couldn't modify it. Nevertheless, despite being a blatantly homo game, unlike say Bioware games characters do not harrass you about said topic 24/7 from what I remember.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

"I'm going to buy this game about oiled up homosexual men because an eceleb told me to!" - codex

I'm not actually buying or playing this, but I did find the video amusing.

Didn't buy that inflation game either. Or any of the Chinese shovelware he's reviewed.

 

[pickmeister]

Good video. But not his best, for sure. I wouldn't say he's running on fumes or inserting seemingly spontaneous laughter in the videos. I'd say he genuinely has fun with his scripts (or at least most of them) and especially when he can screw over and expose a scammy sponsor who tried to fuck him (or someone else) over.

I still consider the SYNTHETIK video to be his best in terms of flow and pacing.

 

[InD_ImaginE]

SYNTHETHIK and Spacesector was his best 2 videos

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

*Starsector. Starsector was very good, but I think a lot of people just like it because it was their first Sseth vid. I liked his old stuff about old games.

I really don't care about muh real enjoyment of my fav jew e celeb. Sseth is a funny guy, he has jokes and timing, but I really like to see him cover interesting games or games I like. So much of the past few years have been pretty dry for me.

I still find him way more tolerable than the unfunny copycats like maxxor, or the droning monotone of whatshisface though.

I hate eceleb drama ftmp and just want content producers to make more content I like. I don't care if Sseth is running his own crack den or whatever.

Btw, apparently, Sseth did this video for free, since the sponsor is probably not going to pay him a dime and he didn't charge the merchants for it.

 

[Caim]

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Thank you for your continued support and patience for so many years now.
Sincerely,
Sseth

 

[Fedora Master]

Regardless of what you think of Bastard Bonds, he's right about his assessment of the future.

 

[Fedora Master]

I'm going to shit up every country ever on Earth. -Americans

 

[Reever]

*Starsector. Starsector was very good, but I think a lot of people just like it because it was their first Sseth vid. I liked his old stuff about old games.

I've been following him since he was making those league of legends "guides" and I still think Starsector is one of his best videos alongside his Might And Magic series.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

I've been following him since he was making those league of legends "guides" and I still think Starsector is one of his best videos

It was, but Synthetic was not. Mediocre game, mediocre video. Both made around the same time though (several months apart), so when people say "these were the best" and one was clearly not, it makes me think they're thinking of a timeframe and the novelty of finding a new creator, rather than a video.

 

[Tweed]

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the Dex,
all the Dexers were playing,
games about gay male sex.

 

[Lagole Gon]

"I'm going to buy this game about oiled up homosexual men because an eceleb told me to!" - codex

Hey, you're the one shilling for BG3.

 

[Caim]

*Starsector. Starsector was very good, but I think a lot of people just like it because it was their first Sseth vid. I liked his old stuff about old games.

I've been following him since he was making those league of legends "guides" and I still think Starsector is one of his best videos alongside his Might And Magic series.

For the longest time this was Sseth's most viewed video, until the SS13-Starsector-Kenshi combo took over:



Mandalore also has a history of shitposting before finding his groove: I vividly remember him being a Bioware shitposter with videos making fun of ding dong bannu and Hamburger Hepler. But he shoah'd all of those videos and now all that remains are a Tribes: Ascend and an evergreen Todd Howard shitpost, as well as a more serious Mass Effect music video.

 

[Fedora Master]

Mandalore was never funny though.

 

[Uncreation]

I am going to buy this game about oiled up homosexual men because an eceleb told me so.

You know, a Gigachad button is long overdue.

 

[Ol' Willy]

This video is genuinely not funny.

And thinking how many keks one may squeeze out of fag fetish game - decline is real

 

[rusty_shackleford]

This video is genuinely not funny.

And thinking how many keks one may squeeze out of fag fetish game - decline is real

how DARE you insult my favorite e-celeb!!!

 

[InD_ImaginE]

Eh tbf Bastard Bond video is mediocre. If you want "good" fetish game video that furry platformer from few months back is much better funny video than this one.

 

[Fedora Master]

I actually tried BB because it looked like a decent game despite the gay stuff. It's not. The game has a bunch of problems that have nothing to do with fetishism, like barely readable fonts, bad visibility and simplistic combat.

 

[lukaszek]

this vid was weak. Since when is sseth laughing at his own jokes up to the point its hard for him to continue? It also lacked sseth way of breaking the game.

 

[pickmeister]

Since when is sseth laughing at his own jokes up to the point its hard for him to continue?

Uh .. since forever? You ever watched one of his livestreams? He likes to fuck around.

 

[HoboForEternity]

Maybe in our fear and stigmatization of homosexuality we, as men, have lost something in the process:

the ability to stand up and proclaim our love for one another as friends and comrades. We're so scared of how we appear, we've reduced ourselves to emotionally stunted husks. Look, I'm not here to preach, but, uh, maybe if each of us told another homie that we genuinely care about them, maybe we would not be half as depressed and pathological as we are right now. It's easy to forget yourself. I've been there many times, and... and each time the pit is just as empty and bottomless as it was before. In my paralysis, it is only because of the people closest to me that I remind myself I can climb out of it.

what a genuinely beautiful quote

 

[OndrejSc]

Faggot and country!

 

[Lhynn]

Maybe in our fear and stigmatization of homosexuality we, as men, have lost something in the process:

the ability to stand up and proclaim our love for one another as friends and comrades. We're so scared of how we appear, we've reduced ourselves to emotionally stunted husks. Look, I'm not here to preach, but, uh, maybe if each of us told another homie that we genuinely care about them, maybe we would not be half as depressed and pathological as we are right now. It's easy to forget yourself. I've been there many times, and... and each time the pit is just as empty and bottomless as it was before. In my paralysis, it is only because of the people closest to me that I remind myself I can climb out of it.

what a genuinely beautiful quote

a gay, misunderstood and beside the point rewording of the hermeneutics of gay suspicion
the less you stigmatize homosexuality collectively, the more you put the onus on men to signal harder they are not faggots individually, and in effect put the fret of appearing homosexual into male interactions
it's a biological imperative - the more you're okay with the gay, the harder men have to signal they're not mentally aberrant, diseased faggots who want to dig shit with their dicks in another man's asshole, or a child's

Shut up fag