Anime Haven: Girlfriend simulator for emo boys

[AdamReith]

Get this garbage out of the JRPG section.

 

[Eisen]

Get this garbage out of the JRPG section.

Move it to where, then?

 

[Malamert]

Hell, preferably.

 

[Konjad]

So, after you guys played it, what's your consensus?

 

[taxalot]

Why would anyone in an actual relationship play this ?

We know how it really is.

 

[Derringer]

I think I preferred Ooga Booga for the Dreamcast more.

 

[gurugeorge]

Race mixing propaganda for prospective future cat ladies. (Why do people think this is a game for males?)

Falls on dear ears though, for the most part. White females are among the most loyal to their menfolk.

Pornographiers would have you believe that White women are all about the BBC, but that's totally fake news. Blacks are the least favoured by White women statistically (obviously some are into it, but the actual percentage is negligible), and Pajeets aren't much better off.

 

[lightbane]

Why is this in the JRPG forum? Japanese outside of NIS America and Squeenix have actual taste.

 

[Reinhardt]

It's not even asian, it's fucking FRENCH. Keep your western degeneracy in reservation.
Inbefore "CODEX GOTY!"

 

[Sarathiour]

Honestly, i really liked furi, and i was surprised that the dev decided to do something completely different for their next game.

But seriously though, who the fuck is the target audience market for this ?

 

[Thac0]

Honestly, i really liked furi, and i was surprised that the dev decided to do something completely different for their next game.

But seriously though, who the fuck is the target audience market for this ?

The most cucked corner of the internet obviously:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/k5yp84/haven_xbox_series_xbox_one_ps5_pc_review_thread/

Gathers a ton of discussion over there without a single word spent on how the game actually plays.

 

[NJClaw]

Honestly, i really liked furi, and i was surprised that the dev decided to do something completely different for their next game.

But seriously though, who the fuck is the target audience market for this ?

The most cucked corner of the internet obviously:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/k5yp84/haven_xbox_series_xbox_one_ps5_pc_review_thread/

Gathers a ton of discussion over there without a single word spent on how the game actually plays.

Does this retroactively make Furi a cuck game?

 

[Thac0]

Honestly, i really liked furi, and i was surprised that the dev decided to do something completely different for their next game.

But seriously though, who the fuck is the target audience market for this ?

The most cucked corner of the internet obviously:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/k5yp84/haven_xbox_series_xbox_one_ps5_pc_review_thread/

Gathers a ton of discussion over there without a single word spent on how the game actually plays.

Does this retroactively make Furi a cuck game?

I'd argue Furi was cucked in the first place.

Without jest I didn't like Furi. I am not a fan of parry based combat, and the writing was painfull. They open their game with "pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter". The first words in a body of literature carry some meaning, and that was a choice that spoiled the entire opening for me.
So I was never interested in Haven in the first place, although it is turn based (I believe?) and I do not think making a black/white romance endorses white genocide.

 

[good fucking shit happen]

It's not even asian, it's fucking FRENCH.

Leave the French alone, they can't help their lack of testosterone or the color of their skin.

 

[NJClaw]

But... but... what about my big-tiddy angel jailer gf?

I mean, she is a cutie AND she offers you a way to end your adventure sooner, so that you don't have to suffer through the rest of the game. What more could you possibly want?

 

[Thac0]

But... but... what about my big-tiddy angel jailer gf?

Y'know, maybe I should give that game another chance.
Now if only their shitty combat system wasn't balanced around the controller first and foremost, M+KB is the superior control scheme.

 

[Sarathiour]

The most cucked corner of the internet obviously:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/k5yp84/haven_xbox_series_xbox_one_ps5_pc_review_thread/

Gathers a ton of discussion over there without a single word spent on how the game actually plays.

If i did not knew beforehand, i would have guess that was some weeb VN which was reviewed here.

Furi have very simple combat mechanic, and close combat generously reward parry. I did like it, but it's obviously not everyone cup of tea. Also, no story mode at launch, and emphasis on at least some kind of difficulty were good things in my book.

 

[Derringer]

Hearing that the game is from France is disgusting as hell given what I've seen of Paris.

 

[Sarathiour]

Hearing that the game is from France is disgusting as hell given what I've seen of Paris.

Any sane person better stay the fuck out of Paris. The dev from this game are from Montpellier though, but i'm not sure that change anything.

 

[Grokalibre]

Hearing that the game is from France is disgusting as hell given what I've seen of Paris.

Any sane person better stay the fuck out of Paris. The dev from this game are from Montpellier though, but i'm not sure that change anything.

Montpellier is closer to Arabia.

 

[Hag]

Hearing that the game is from France is disgusting as hell given what I've seen of Paris.

Any sane person better stay the fuck out of Paris. The dev from this game are from Montpellier though, but i'm not sure that change anything.

As a French who spent two years in Paris, I fully agree.
I went once to Montpellier and there was trash everywhere along the roads. But the weather is fairer.

 

[Abu Antar]

I tried the demo during one of those Steam Festivals. This was neither Japanese, nor rpg. It was shit and I don't know what this thread is doing in the jRPG Weeaboo Discussion section.

Infinitron or whoever else can move this.

 

[Nahel]

Paris is the worst. I honestly can't find the difference between some areas and Pakistan. Maybe Pakistan is safer actually. And Montpellier is a beautiful city but really left wing. Good as a student and for vacations but also slowly becoming like Paris

 

[Hag]

Paris is the worst. I honestly can't find the difference between some areas and Pakistan. Maybe Pakistan is safer actually. And Montpellier is a beautiful city but really left wing. Good as a student and for vacations but also slowly becoming like Paris

Most area of Pakistan sure smell better than Paris

 

[Derringer]

And Montpellier is a beautiful city but really left wing. Good as a student and for vacations but also slowly becoming like Paris

That's the joke I guess.

 

[Lutte]

Hearing that the game is from France is disgusting as hell given what I've seen of Paris.

Any sane person better stay the fuck out of Paris. The dev from this game are from Montpellier though, but i'm not sure that change anything.

Montpellier is literally a poorer, shittier version of Paris. Too many of the historical areas of the city have that "I swear I'm not cloning Baron Haussmann" vibe to them. But obviously the city doesn't have anywhere near the scale of what it is cloning. And I've always found Haussmannian architecture rather boring.
The newer built neighborhoods and surrounding towns are all ugly postmodernist nightmares, and there's quite a decent amount of no-go-zones filled with filth. The only "big" city that might be more dangerous to live in than Montpellier is Marseille. The general area where Montpellier is located (Herault department) is also only second to the worst job market of the country (Pyrenees Orientales), always number 2 in unemployment statistics, which also helps explain the huge amount of homeless junkies polluting the place.
And the latest town hall looks like Darth Vader's base.

Unless you were born in this filthy place and don't feel like cutting ties with family/friends/whatever then there's no reason to live here. It's shit.