Anime Haven: Girlfriend simulator for emo boys

[Dedicated_Dark]

https://www.thegamebakers.com/haven/




https://af.gog.com/game/haven?as=1649904300

Spoiler

It's very positive on steam


The soundtrack is all synthwave!

Now go on lonely desperate weebs, go learn what it feels like to have someone love you and get action.
Then cry like the little miserable fckn bitch you are, you fckn manchild; you're never gonna get it!
SUFFFER MOTHERFUCKER!!!
SSUUFFFEEERRRR!!!!!
MMMMOOOTTTHHHEEERRRR!!!!

Spoiler

Tbh, the romance seems like it was written by a 14 year old.
"Then we will hold hands everywhere, hug and kiss and fck and say how much we love each other, get lap pillows, fck in the kitchen, wilderness, bedroom, bathroom, living room, alien planet and make others jealous and shit"


OST is all synthwave, pretty good too. Just sayin.

 

[Melcar]

What kind of Synthwave?

 

[Alfgart]

And obviously the couple is interracial with an albino and a shitskin. They could have gone with a same-sex couple for more diversity points

 

[J_C]

Gaaaaaaay!

 

[Jack Of Owls]

Tis a pity since I like the art style, but yes, for girls and closet homosexuals that haven't come out to themselves only. Practicing homosexuals would probably be more likely to play something with two boys.

 

[Belegarsson]

Girl is an engineer and guy is a biologist and also the cook. Yeah this is definitely for the codex to bash

 

[Ezeekiel]

warpig

 

[SausageInYourFace]

No lesbian couple? Dropped.

 

[Baron Dupek]

Tbh, the romance seems like it was written by a 14 year old.

or because these characters are mentally young?
which is why people hate watching couples irl acting like bunch of retards

No lesbian couple? Dropped.

It was already in Fear Effect iirc? Released in 2000.
Another example of older times being more diversive.
At least nobody was complaining about women in videogames as a main characters...

 

[Malamert]

If the guy ain't white then it ain't right.

 

[Melcar]

Does it feature rape?

 

[Ash]

No achievements no buy.

 

[BarbequeMasta]

Who's having a long enough drought in terms of women to even consider playing this? I don't think even a 30 years old vergin is pathetic enough.

 

[Ezeekiel]

Shouldn't this be in the JRPG section though?

 

[Hag]

In this game, two young nice lovers who, by all aspects, are probably unable to repair a bike or read a map to the local park somehow manage to explore the whole fucking universe and do amazing discoveries.
I watched the stream on the steam page, it is so bland, and dull, it looks like a mobile game or some prototype made during a game jam.

 

[Ezeekiel]

Tried to watch some let's play and I can't get past the cringe. Made worse by having voice acting.

 

[Eisen]

Trash, should move it to JRPG section

 

[Zer0wing]

From Furi to this...

 

[Silverfish]

Jesus. I clicked on this hoping for a sequel to the old Haven.

 

[Derringer]

From Furi to this...

Indieshit to indieshit? You're surprised?

 

[good fucking shit happen]

And obviously the couple is interracial with an albino and a shitskin. They could have gone with a same-sex couple for more diversity points

What's your problem man? Estrogenated brown men need escapism too. Do all games really have to feature an aryan conan barbarian kind of guy with a BLACK woman on the cover for you to be happy?

 

[Reinhardt]

And obviously the couple is interracial with an albino and a shitskin.

It's for maximum romance. Nigga will drop whitey on some alien planet with black baby(and black eye).

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

https://www.thegamebakers.com/haven/




https://af.gog.com/game/haven?as=1649904300

Spoiler

It's very positive on steam


The soundtrack is all synthwave!

Now go on lonely desperate weebs, go learn what it feels like to have someone love you and get action.
Then cry like the little miserable fckn bitch you are, you fckn manchild; you're never gonna get it!
SUFFFER MOTHERFUCKER!!!
SSUUFFFEEERRRR!!!!!
MMMMOOOTTTHHHEEERRRR!!!!

Spoiler

Tbh, the romance seems like it was written by a 14 year old.
"Then we will hold hands everywhere, hug and kiss and fck and say how much we love each other, get lap pillows, fck in the kitchen, wilderness, bedroom, bathroom, living room, alien planet and make others jealous and shit"


OST is all synthwave, pretty good too. Just sayin.

Post your nigger race mixing shit somewhere else. You fucking kike

 

[Silverfish]

Do all games really have to feature an aryan conan barbarian kind of guy with a BLACK woman on the cover for you to be happy?

Depends on whether or not she got her hair did.

 

[Reinhardt]

- Ahmed, you see little white girl. Her parents are not around. No police. Your actions?
- C-c-can i hold her hand?