Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[SuicideBunny]

i am dissapoint.
where is update?

 

[Elzair]

i am dissapoint.
where is update?

Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

 

[reaven]

oh so there is actually porn between those ridiculous conversations

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Is this dead? I've played an entire game in the time since the last update.

In the isoroku route you literally have every woman in japan throwing themselves at Rance since his child is to become the next ruler of Oda. Pretty good ending too. I'm surprised at how well the branching storyline works, lots of replayability along with the unlockable items/bonuses/houses.

 

[sportforredneck]

I am proud that in my absence hentai games still remain. :singleteareagle:

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I've only taken the time to read this thread just now, and I gotta say this is so fucking awful it's actually awesome. If someone could just take all the shitty hentai pictures and export them to Belgium or something, this looks like a really cool strategy rpg game.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

More like the porn is the only thing making this worth reading.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I don't know about that. I find the pornographic aspect of most games, from Mass Effect to Do You Like Horny Bunnies, to be completely uninteresting. Granted, I haven't played Horny Bunnies but I'm pretty sure I don't want to. But what appeals to me in Rance is how utterly ridiculous he is while the rest of the game world takes itself so seriously. I like that sort of, I dunno, selfdistance in a game, and especially in a hentai game. I like how you (apparently) get an instant game over if you befriend the lolicon and succumb to the dark side.

Also Rance's laugh portrait makes me all giggly inside. Like a school girl on a date with a horse.

 

[Coyote]

She's fine looking... I wanna fuck her. But she looks pure. I'm sure she won't let me fuck her so easily. I don't mind forcing her, but I want her to have a good impression of me so we can have sex many times. What should I do?

Oh man - I just got around to looking at this thread and that line right there is fuckin' classic. Especially the fact that Rance has his "contemplative" look when he says it. That really needs to be an avatar.

 

[Talonfire]

Seeing as how we have Princess Maker 2 avatars I'm amazed we don't have Rance avatars yet.

 

[PlanHex]

Blue balls

 

[Emotional Vampire]

u mad

I fapped twice.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I just saw the biggest boner ever and all I had to do was look down.

 

[pipka]

This LP is bad. And you should feel bad, OP.

 

[Frau Bishop]

Be a nice Hümmelgümpf and update, k? I really don't want to download the 1.5GB just for some lulz - but I want the lulz anyway. You see, this is important.

 

[JarlFrank]

Hey yeah, I liked this LP. Where's the update? You owe me, Hümmelgümpf, I'm the one who came up with your name!

 

[KalosKagathos]

OK, OK, I'll redownload it and see if there's a way to get raw text out of the game's data files. There should be one, or the unofficial translation wouldn't be made. If there's no such way, the thread will stay dead. No way I'll be typing in all this crap by hand.

...

OH SHIT, WRONG ACCOUNT.



EDIT: If it doesn't work out, I can LP Fate/stay night instead. There's a tool for extracting *.xp3 files that contain all data of that game and even a Word macro for cleaning up text files. I'll just need to take some screenshots and do a bit of editing.

 

[KalosKagathos]

And I'm afraid that no tools for Alice Soft games are publicly available. Yandere Translations guys must have kept them to themselves. Unless I find a tool for extracting *.ain files, I'll leave the thread to die. Ideally, a proper SR LP should cover all routes, and it's nigh impossible to do one manually.

I'm serious about Fate/stay night, though. Anyone interested in an LP of that game?

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Does it feature rape?

 

[KalosKagathos]

It does.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

I'd love to read a LP of it, then .

 

[Cenobyte]

Sick bastard

That said, I would follow it, too... for the lulz

 

[poocolator]

I would like a clean pair of pants

 

[Elzair]

You know you don't have to type in all of the bullshit text? In fact, I would prefer if you just typed in all the hentai scenes with some battle coverage. Those things are the only things people actually care about. Come on! Update!

 

[Brotherman Bill]

At least link to a torrent so that someone else can continue the rape.