SOYNY:
Starting off with bad jokes by some British guy. He's holding a speech now...
Some freak with a banjo is on stage now.
Naughty Dog "game" about Lezbians with Ellen Paige, looks like a continuous cinematic. I guess this is the new "The Last Of Us". Now switched over to Evil menz being deservedly stabbed in the neck for having a penis during them kissing.
Apparently entering low grass makes one invisible, good to know. Also the AI seems to be too stupid to hear footsteps and direct bullets and axe hits do absolutely nothing to Ellen other than letting the screen become red for a second, and men can't overpower a meek looking teenage girl.
British guy from before after footage: "IT WAS A VERY POWERFUL START", "WHERE IS THEIR HEAD AT? THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!", "THAT CONTENT WAS SO IMPACTFUL, THEY'RE PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS! YOU HAVE TO THINK AS A PERSON!"
"Intermission in the World of Call of Doody" Wait, is this an Ad? This is an Ad, right?
What the fuck is this panel?
More commercials? Or wtf is this? WHY ARE THEY SHOWING COMMERCIALS DURING AN E3 PRESS CONFERENCE? WUT'S HAPPENIN'?
Is this a Cinematic or another Commercial? Destiny 2 DLC. I can't tell anymore, it's all blending together.
Someone is playing the FUCKING FLUTE NOW, WHAT ARE THEY DOING? GAEMZ!
Samurai game about the Mongol invasion, at least this looks interesting, great art direction, looks like an Azn Kingdom Come. I wonder if they're gonna complain that there are no travelling Africans? At least they apparently got STRONK WOMYN warriors too able to take on the Samurai. Gameplay seems to blend together with the other game they just showed.
"Ghost of Tsushima" by Sucker Punch
Another WOMYN game, what's this about? Looks Sci-Fi, kind of Cubistic, surrealistic. She seems to have some sort of Force Pull/Push powers and other supernatural abilities. SHE CAN FLY! Is this the Rebirth of Physx's Cell Factor?
"CONTROL" by Remedy
A Trailer where you're playing a cockroach looking for food and trying to survive? Bad Mojo in 3D? Oh, it was a rat... and there's zombies now! Itz Resident Evil! Is it the much-touted RE2 Remake? Yep!
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Kingdom Hearts III once more. Apparently with more Pirates of the Caribbean this time.
Kojima Productions is making... another Cinematic Trailer. The game is apparently about Norman Reedus being a delivery boy. Is this the Walking, Swimming and Climbing Simulator everyone has been waiting for? He's apparently carrying corpses & shit. Landscapes look kind of procedurally generated and some like they're on other planets. He's apparently also carrying a gun... and there's invisible monsters and Lea Seydoux, CUTE! And now there's fetuses in piss-bags and weird shadowy things hanging from umbilic cords everywhere, WTF? "Death Stranding"
Team Ninja doing Nioh 2, just a Cinematic Trailer again though.
Spooder-Man Open-World game in the footsteps of the Batman: Arkham games. Plays almost exactly the same, down to the minutiae of combat, enemies using shock sticks and shields and how Special Abilities work. Looks to be "Good for What It Is", to the point I wished this wasn't a SOYNY Excloosive.
Finally, FROMSOFT IS GONNA MAKE YOU A FAIRY IN VR!
ALSO, WHERE THE FUCK IS SUPERMAN BY ROCKSTEADY? That and Cyberpunk 2077 were what I was looking forward to the most.