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E3 2018 - Official Codex Thread - June 9th to 14th - Press Conferences, Trailers and Interviews

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30 min in and we're listening to a bitchboy, a woman and a nig talking. Why not just show off the games in a constant stream like last year?
 

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The vegetation looked amazing -

Everything else looked fucking retarded -

I never knew a 13 year old girl could single handedly destroy a dozen grown men with giant hammers
 
The Wall

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Jewish dyke and Ginger butch make out while dreaming/remembering how they killed Last of White Men.

Asian friendzoned provider bossied around by 14 year old smelly Jewish lesbian cunt shows that Asians are next.

First they tell you to put your dick on chopping block, then your head. You've been warned Asia bros...
 
DeepOcean

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Title teasers
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Multiplayer Fallout
Multiplayer everything

It is like someone just collected all the garbage accumulated on the city, made a big of shit, named it E3 and put it on fire.
 
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Squeenix:

More shitty Nuu-"Tomb Raider" footage, she's the Predator/Super-Batman now for some reason, also looks a lot more like an action movie now... WHY did they have to ruin this franchise?
Final Fantasy XIV footage, wasn't that old? Apparently there's a Crossover with Monster Hunter World.
We get to see more Captain Autismo again
Dragon Quest XI Animu
Babylon's Fall by Platinum looks kinda interesting, but just a Teaser
Nier: Automata is coming to XBone
Octopath Traveller Animu for Switch
Another Just Cause 4 Featurette, not much new and it feels like we've seen this already, it has XTREME WEATHER destruction nao
Squeenix wants to bring back FMV movies with some edgy protagonist? The Quiet Man
Same Kingdom Hearts III Trailer they already showed during Microsoft conference again

They just showed consecutive Trailers announcing what they have, which was good and quick

UbiShit:

Starts with cringy talking heads and colorful dancing animals, WTF is going on?
Is this about teh gays? You're supposed to be showing video games... It's apparently about Just Dance...
Okay, finally Trailers

Beyond Good & Evil 2 is an Animated movie made by color-haired people and Jade is back?
They're still in Pre-Alpha and showing the same city they did in like... 2006? But now it's about Afro-futurism?
"We want people to create the game for us!" WTF is this?!?

Rainbow Six Siege EZPORTZ! He wants to hug every player, even the underage ones?
WTF is this again, cringy Finnish presenter? A Motorsports game? Oh it's that Trials thing in High resolution. "Trials Rising - Eat Dirt. Taste Victory."

Walking Dead-looking Cinematic Trailer, The Division 2? They be executing ppl & shit. Yes, it's The Division 2 in Washington D.C., they're running over Arlington cemetary at the end of the Trailer.
#RESISTANCE They really think this is going to work on a Tom Clancy game, lol?

Rayman? #MarioRabbids, WTF is going on again? Donkey Kong? They have some Live band playing and a Trailer in the background and they're showing the fucking band. "Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle Donkey Kong Adventure" WTF?

UbiSoft Singapoor "PIRACY IS DEAD", Nice Wishful thinking there Ubi. Another Cinematic Trailer, looks like Black Sails. "LONG LIVE PIRACY", Wait what?
"Skull & Bones", now they show some Gameplay, it looks kinda interesting. Multiplayer cannon ship combat, looks sweet. Lulz, ship ramming and now PvP.

Elijah Wood? He forgot the words he was supposed to say. "TransferenceVR", "Don't Believe His Lies"
Is this more FMV or what is going on? Looks Horror-y "Escape A Corrupted Mind"
UbiSoft StarFox/No Man's Sky? "Starlink: Battle For Atlas", seems like some Nintendo Amiibo shit. Miyamoto on stage now, StarFox after all?
FOR HONOR FREE until Monday on UPlay. Now with more WOMYNZ, a Chinese Faction and Castle Sieges
The Crew 2, nobody wants to play it even for free.

AssAssIns Creed: Odyssey in Sparta. First Trailer looked kinda okay.
"We have continued to transform AssAssIns Creed into an Epic RPG Experience", wait what? "Choices & Consequences"
Man on stage to tell us it is also about WOMYNZ now as the French Canadians rape of both history and legend continues, you can choose "Alexios or Cassandra", soys in audience are clapping excitedly. Who hasn't heard about the Famous Womynz Spartan Warriors 431 B.C. after all? The saddest thing about this is, this will probably still be the best and most accurate game about Greek history made so far.
The game got Sokrates and other historic figures. There's levels, loot, XP and Skills/Abilities for Melee and Ranged too now. Also Stats for Health, Damage, Crit Chance, Armor etc.
Also Lesbian Romances apparently, "We Want BioWare's audience". Gameplay ends showing a Minotaur.
 
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