Dragon's Dogma II - "They’re masterworks, all – you can’t go wrong"

[Sentinel]

 

[Cohesion]

DLSS

Is for cucks.
Shit technology for brainwashed zoomers and for demented boomers like Crispy.

 

[gaussgunner]

Something I've always wondered when I was playing the first game and of course my pawn was a gorgeous waifu:

Is it unethical to have sex with your pawn? Since they're completely devoid of willpower and will follow your orders, they will automatically agree to coitus.

Isn't that like part of the backstory behind the DLC or whatever?

Is masturbation unethical? Technically it's masturbation.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Something I've always wondered when I was playing the first game and of course my pawn was a gorgeous waifu:

Is it unethical to have sex with your pawn? Since they're completely devoid of willpower and will follow your orders, they will automatically agree to coitus.

Isn't that like part of the backstory behind the DLC or whatever?

Already planning your next porn game to get some of those DD SEO bucks, eh?

Dragon's LIGMA: Pawnbreeder

Dorgan's Donga: Pawn Sacrifice

Pawnworld: Dragon's Dingus

Or the isekai-themed title: Dragon's Brothel | I got reincarnated into another world and started raping my pawns for fun and profit...

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Something I've always wondered when I was playing the first game and of course my pawn was a gorgeous waifu:

Is it unethical to have sex with your pawn? Since they're completely devoid of willpower and will follow your orders, they will automatically agree to coitus.

Isn't that like part of the backstory behind the DLC or whatever?

Your pawn views you as a God. It is not unethical. They probably want to fuck you more than you want to fuck them.

 

[Kefa]

Something I've always wondered when I was playing the first game and of course my pawn was a gorgeous waifu:

Is it unethical to have sex with your pawn? Since they're completely devoid of willpower and will follow your orders, they will automatically agree to coitus.

Isn't that like part of the backstory behind the DLC or whatever?

Lmao what

 

[Kefa]

There’s no way it’ll run good on an average PC

According to Steam surveys, your average PC gamer has an RTX gpu: https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/Steam-Hardware-Software-Survey-Welcome-to-Steam
So it's safe to assume it will run adequately on the average gaming PC

Well it may be the most popular but it’s only 6% of the people.

 

[Ezekiel]

Tried again, still homely after too long fiddling. I'll just use a guide. Don't like the voices either. Forgot. None of them sound right, because they're synthesized (one voice digitally edited). Character creation is stupid.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Character creation is stupid.

And you're bothering with it why?

 

[Ezekiel]

Character creation is stupid.

And you're bothering with it why?

(Plus the PS3 version.)

Because the character's face isn't the game. But I still have to live with it for many hours.

Say what you want about the new Leon, Clair, Ada, Chris, Ashley, Jill, Luis, etc. (I mostly prefer their old designs. Looked more like faces that only exist in the medium, even though some were actually scanned.) But any of them still look better than the faces that take you two hours to build in a character creator.

 

[Cyberarmy]

Something I've always wondered when I was playing the first game and of course my pawn was a gorgeous waifu:

Is it unethical to have sex with your pawn? Since they're completely devoid of willpower and will follow your orders, they will automatically agree to coitus.

Isn't that like part of the backstory behind the DLC or whatever?

A new parody game on its way?

 

[mediocrepoet]

(Plus the PS3 version.)

Those are rookie numbers, son.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

It took me like 30 minutes to make a pawg I would bone from all directions and angles. I don't think the creator is all that challenging. It is if you're trying to make a specific person but if you just want t&a it's pretty straightforward, in a good way. It's also complex in a good way. Best character creator ever.

 

[Ezekiel]

(Plus the PS3 version.)

Those are rookie numbers, son.

Not a big fan. The post wasn't meant to impress. He asked why I would play this.

 

[mediocrepoet]

(Plus the PS3 version.)

Those are rookie numbers, son.

Not a big fan. The post wasn't meant to impress. He asked why I would play this.

I suppose that's true. Still though.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

(Plus the PS3 version.)

Those are rookie numbers, son.

Not a big fan. The post wasn't meant to impress. He asked why I would play this.

I asked why you would waste your time with character creation when it clearly annoys you. I wasn't asking why you would play the game.

 

[Ezekiel]

(Plus the PS3 version.)

Those are rookie numbers, son.

Not a big fan. The post wasn't meant to impress. He asked why I would play this.

I asked why you would waste your time with character creation when it clearly annoys you. I wasn't asking why you would play the game.

I explained that too.

 

[Ezekiel]

It took me like 30 minutes to make a pawg I would bone from all directions and angles. I don't think the creator is all that challenging. It is if you're trying to make a specific person but if you just want t&a it's pretty straightforward, in a good way. It's also complex in a good way. Best character creator ever.

Post her (up close face and full body) from different angles and I'll explain the problems.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Guys help me pick a hairstyle for my supermodel pawn innit

I see those pointy ears you damned elf sympathizer.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

It took me like 30 minutes to make a pawg I would bone from all directions and angles. I don't think the creator is all that challenging. It is if you're trying to make a specific person but if you just want t&a it's pretty straightforward, in a good way. It's also complex in a good way. Best character creator ever.

Post her (up close face and full body) from different angles and I'll explain the problems.

I already did.

 

[HeatEXTEND]

Is it unethical to have sex with your pawn?

Spoiler

No.

 

[Ezekiel]

It took me like 30 minutes to make a pawg I would bone from all directions and angles. I don't think the creator is all that challenging. It is if you're trying to make a specific person but if you just want t&a it's pretty straightforward, in a good way. It's also complex in a good way. Best character creator ever.

Post her (up close face and full body) from different angles and I'll explain the problems.

I already did.

Okay, #2,145. Boobs are messed up. Actually, her whole upper anatomy, from hips to neck, is messed up. Her shoulders are too vertically sloped. Has a diminished jaw, unless it's the angle of your TV. (The PS5 can screenshot.) Hair lacks weight. She's a horror show. Any of Capcom's modern character designs (Devil May Cry, Resident Evil) look better. They have the tools. We don't.

 

[Modron]

Okay, #2,145. Boobs are messed up. Actually, her whole upper anatomy, from hips to neck, is messed up.

While I haven't looked at SDG's chicks I am willing to wager it's not enitrely his fault the game doesn't shape that whole area well, especially the waist.

 

[Ezekiel]

You know, it bothers me that when I said that I could only think of Devil May Cry and Resident Evil. So little diversity in Capcom's modern catalogue. The AAA budget is cancer.

Okay, #2,145. Boobs are messed up. Actually, her whole upper anatomy, from hips to neck, is messed up.

While I haven't looked at SDG's chicks I am willing to wager it's not enitrely his fault the game doesn't shape that whole area well, especially the waist.

My point exactly. Character creation is pure shit.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Okay, #2,145. Boobs are messed up. Actually, her whole upper anatomy, from hips to neck, is messed up. Her shoulders are too vertically sloped. Has a diminished jaw, unless it's the angle of your TV. (The PS5 can screenshot.) Hair lacks weight. She's a horror show. Any of Capcom's modern character designs (Devil May Cry, Resident Evil) look better. They have the tools. We don't.

Prick, you didn't even bother to critique her ass. That was where I put 97% of me effort.

And I happen to dig her boobs. The face is just a preset. I didn't make any changes to it.