Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Thread

[Skinwalker]

Mal is a mid thirties, tough-as-nails butch who loves violence for the sake of violence. Luckily, she has channeled this love into a useful career killing dangerous monsters. She doesn’t talk much, would rather be caught dead than in a dress, and enjoys smelling a little bit like death to keep people from talking to her. If you don’t seem dangerous or interesting, she won’t give you the time of day. The only time she’s seen smiling is when she’s killing something… or licking her knife after doing so.

Sounds like that one party member from Ass Effect 2. You know which one.

 

[Fargus]

Jack? She is nowhere as edgy and retarded.

Because this shit is literally "nothing personnel, kid" meme:

loves violence for the sake of violence

If you don’t seem dangerous or interesting, she won’t give you the time of day

the only time she’s seen smiling is when she’s killing something… or licking her knife after doing so.

 

[Tyranicon]

I forgot this thread was a cringe quarantine zone.

Please replace all industry writers with chatgpt. I'll continue not buying their games but it'll be funnier.

 

[Elttharion]

Jack? She is nowhere as edgy and retarded.

Because this shit is literally "nothing personnel, kid" meme:

loves violence for the sake of violence

If you don’t seem dangerous or interesting, she won’t give you the time of day

the only time she’s seen smiling is when she’s killing something… or licking her knife after doing so.

I can literally see the trannie writter going 'OMG THIS IS LITERALLY ME'