PorkyThePaladin
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275 page thread for a game that can be summarized with a single song:
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Most literal form of gatekeeping in videogames
Why would anyone play the worst game fromsoft ever made though?play Dark Souls 2 instead
But you see, DS2 is clunky, graphix are bad, there's bad design and artificial difficulty (which is bad) and worst of all, lava castle on top of a poison mill. A fantasy game with such things is literally unplayable.Anybody claiming Dark Souls 3 is better than 2 needs to be whipped and locked up in an insane asylum.
- cold doesn't do anythingCold buildup doesn't do anything
Read the above and correct your mistaken conclusion.Dark Souls 3 is pretty good
Not an issue (even if looking at actual problems, like shitty covenant system, not the ones you invent, like bad level design).- cold doesn't do anything
- poison doesn't do anything
- poise does next to nothing
- durability is pointless
- weapon sweet spots have been rendered irrelevant
- armor is a joke
- split damage is a complete joke, therefore all split weapons are useless, therefore many boss weapons are useless, therefore many weapon infusions are useless
- most weapon arts are stupid and nobody uses them
- magic sucks
- miracles suck
- build variety is stunted compared to the previous games, especially DS2
- they got rid of various DS2 NG+ changes and surprises and brought back boring DS1 NG+
- got rid of bonfire ascetic
- got rid of powerstancing
- got rid of challenge run rewards (rings for not dying/not using bonfires etc.)
- PvP is way more annoying than DS2 due to cheap rolls and fast chugging
- covenants are utterly shoddy, sometimes just copy-pastes of each other, plus matchmaking is retarded so you rarely met anyone to fight even during the launch week
- there are fewer NPCs and most of them are forgettable and boring, including their quests
- level design is shockingly bad, feels like Chinese outsourcing
- big fat dollops of cringy fanservice at every step
- R1 spam solves 95% of the game
So you just admit you don't care about systemic and mechanical problems, however serious or numerous, as long as the game looks good. Got it.Not an issue
even if looking at actual problems, like shitty covenant system, not the ones you invent, like bad level design
As long as the game plays good and still manages to captivate my attention like it did when it first released, I don't care about things that didn't quite work.So you just admit you don't care about systemic and mechanical problems, however serious or numerous, as long as the game looks good. Got it.
Its poorly made, yes.DS2 is clunky, graphix are bad, there's bad design and artificial difficulty (which is bad) and worst of all, lava castle on top of a poison mill.
Yeah, but dodge is just outright better in DS3 because they made poise stupid. I really don't like how they made poise hyper armour that activates with heavy weapons and weapon arts.In all 3 DaS game you can use shields/ranged weapons/magic if you don't want to dodge much, having strong weapon for PvE helps too.
Magic in Dark Souls always sucked
If someone hates DS2 because of:It's not that well communicated in game, but Iron Keep is supposed to be in a volcano and Earthen Peak is meant to be at it's base, iirc.
cvv consider's Lords of the Fallen a great game- cold doesn't do anythingCold buildup doesn't do anything
- poison doesn't do anything
- poise does next to nothing
- durability is pointless
- weapon sweet spots have been rendered irrelevant
- armor is a joke
- split damage is a complete joke, therefore all split weapons are useless, therefore many boss weapons are useless, therefore many weapon infusions are useless
- most weapon arts are stupid and nobody uses them
- magic sucks
- miracles suck
- build variety is stunted compared to the previous games, especially DS2
- they got rid of various DS2 NG+ changes and surprises and brought back boring DS1 NG+
- got rid of bonfire ascetic
- got rid of powerstancing
- got rid of challenge run rewards (rings for not dying/not using bonfires etc.)
- PvP is way more annoying than DS2 due to cheap rolls and fast chugging
- covenants are utterly shoddy, sometimes just copy-pastes of each other, plus matchmaking is retarded so you rarely met anyone to fight even during the launch week
- there are fewer NPCs and most of them are forgettable and boring, including their quests
- level design is shockingly bad, feels like Chinese outsourcing
- big fat dollops of cringy fanservice at every step
- R1 spam solves 95% of the game
And I'm not even sure that's all of the cons.
The pros:
- looks ok
- moves smoothly
- a few great bosses
Read the above and correct your mistaken conclusion.Dark Souls 3 is pretty good
My brother, real talk now, how is it that whenever you post something it's almost always some shade of moronic? I seriously don't remember you ever saying anything intelligent or interesting.cvv consider's Lords of the Fallen a great game
At least we get DS1 (as slow as it is) and DS3, unless you don't mind the new open-worldDS2 has higher highs and lower lows, DS3 is not bad it's done by the numbers and they didn't even try to experiment or innovate anything(wish that cool lightning system made it to DS2 but oh well )
You wouldn't recognize something interesting nor intelligent, it's not your domain. I'm not your brother, my family do not have a history of trisomy 21 and if it had, my mother would tell me she flushed you in a toilet. Stop lying.My brother, real talk now, how is it that whenever you post something it's almost always some shade of moronic? I seriously don't remember you ever saying anything intelligent or interesting.cvv consider's Lords of the Fallen a great game
It's almost like Wrong Carlo but instead of wrong you're always retarded.