Best thread ever.

[Antiphon]

have you tried tubgirl?

www.tubgirl.cx

really good stuff. should bring you out of that trance of yours.

Well, not really. I'd tell you more of the benefits of apathy, but I just don't care to do so.

 

[obediah]

Well that and the thought of adding some annoying and vapid cunt NPC named 'Saner'.

Edit: Don't forget to give her the toy bow.

I wouldn't dream of it.

The real interesting part will be when you finally get sick of her pining for dreamy legolas and hit the combat button. She will immediately ridicule your rebranded 1980's turn based fighting style and proceed to circle strafe you with her toy bow in real time (you are stuck in tb of course). Very quickly the weight of those little suction-cup toy arrows will encumber you , and you will be forced to apologise to her via a game of tetris.

 

[bryce777]

You know, I saw a poll once at ESF that shows the average age there is something like 12-16.

I'm not sure why it's so rewarding for those in this thread to make fun of children.

Maybe it's because you all were just like them?

I've heard it said that there is pain behind some of the best humor.

Maybe you should be discussing you own painful childhoods.

edit: the poll was on the Oblivion forum and not representative of the entire ESF.

Children? No. Stupid children, of course.

 

[Levski 1912]

Don't forget a witch on a power-trip called "Summer".

 

[Thrawn05]

Don't forget a witch on a power-trip called "Summer".

She's not a summer, she's a winter... a cold cold winter.

 

[Antiphon]

Don't forget a witch on a power-trip called "Summer".

She locked my one and only topic. I am not pleased. It was a poll asking if anyone intentionally started silly topics. I still think it would useful information.

 

[Antiphon]

You know, I saw a poll once at ESF that shows the average age there is something like 12-16.

I'm not sure why it's so rewarding for those in this thread to make fun of children.

Maybe it's because you all were just like them?

I've heard it said that there is pain behind some of the best humor.

Maybe you should be discussing you own painful childhoods.

edit: the poll was on the Oblivion forum and not representative of the entire ESF.

Children? No. Stupid children, of course.

So is child abuse appropriate if the child is stupid?

 

[Stella Brando]

Stupid children shouldn't exist at all. They're proof of an insufficient national eugenics system.

 

[Data4]

You know, I saw a poll once at ESF that shows the average age there is something like 12-16.

I'm not sure why it's so rewarding for those in this thread to make fun of children.

Maybe it's because you all were just like them?

I've heard it said that there is pain behind some of the best humor.

Maybe you should be discussing you own painful childhoods.

edit: the poll was on the Oblivion forum and not representative of the entire ESF.

Children? No. Stupid children, of course.

So is child abuse appropriate if the child is stupid?

If it's on the anarchy known as the internet, sure, why not?

-D4

 

[Antiphon]

Stupid children shouldn't exist at all. They're proof of an insufficient national eugenics system.

I guess you prove that.

 

[Stella Brando]

Stupid children shouldn't exist at all. They're proof of an insufficient national eugenics system.

I guess you prove that.

NOW I'M REALLY MAD!!! EEEEUUUUAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!

 

[Bloodlust]

:shock:
Didn't know that our saviour was on steroids.

Arnold Swatchenjesus

 

[kris]

You know, I saw a poll once at ESF that shows the average age there is something like 12-16.

I'm not sure why it's so rewarding for those in this thread to make fun of children.

Maybe it's because you all were just like them?

I've heard it said that there is pain behind some of the best humor.

Maybe you should be discussing you own painful childhoods.

Sorry, don't get where this connection with "pain" comes from. I am sure most here can recollect that they where childish (no shit!) and laugh at some things they did once. But I can't see how that would make those things painful. PErsonallly I use to chuckle when I look at some things I did when I started playing PnP roleplaying games at the age of 14.

 

[Levski 1912]

Alcohol+DnD+16 year olds+metal=World's strangest LARP.

 

[Claw]

also if you watch fantasy RPG movies like Conan the Barbarian, you can study how much they would carry and leave behind etc.

I guess implementing a limited inventory would be too complex and stuff.

you should be able to (shoot multiple arrows) at higher levels.

I actually proposed something similar as Perk for Gothic3. The character could take three arrows out of the quiver to reduce downtime between shots, for instance. Maybe even shoot all arrows at once with reduced accuracy as last resort against a charging enemy. No?

 

[Micmu]

RPG MOVIES LIKE CONAN... :shock:

 

[Claw]

Heh, I completely overread that. Funny stuff and stuff.

But it would be cool to play an RPG with a really, really small inventory. Or where you can only carry "much" if you carry a bagpack. Which would be a hindrance in combat, and still not allow you to carry even half as much as most RPGs.

 

[Blahblah Talks]

But it would be cool to play an RPG with a really, really small inventory.

Deus Ex and System Shock had that.

 

[La_Nague]

Diablo 2 has it too

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... try4454878

...
I think you blew away one of my neural pathways with that...

am i a hive mind warrior yet?

 

[Blahblah Talks]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... try4479077

Yay it's my birthday, I'm 25! ::clap clap:: Also I love The Elder Scrolls and I will play Oblivion for countless hours. Good day.

 

[Vault Dweller]

Do you trust the developers?

How can you not trust a group of people who are making the greatest game ever made? And what's not to trust? Do you think theyre not really going to release it or something?

 

[bryce777]

Do you trust the developers?

How can you not trust a group of people who are making the greatest game ever made? And what's not to trust? Do you think theyre not really going to release it or something?

Hehehehe.

Too bad oblivion is made from randomized virus code leftovers and rusty ice cream truck parts.

 

[Blahblah Talks]

Do you trust the developers?

I trust devs completely, why would they need to lie about such an amazing game?

 

[Vault Dweller]

I think theres more previewers with a PC Gaming Old school Bias to them that may be lieing about the graphics and such between the Console and the computer, over the Devs.

Whats not to trust the devs about?
The reviews are most likely wrong ...

The stupidity of these people is overwhelming.