NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Monk]

 

[Monk]

 

[Caim]

Maybe next time don't announce you're there.

Or visit the head of state again, that one ought to have some semi-decent security.

 

[NecroLord]

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That legit?
I'm struggling to think of a reason for why people write stuff like that...

 

[JarlFrank]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Heroic Liberator]

Context

 

[lightbane]

Is that from Just Cause?

 

[Caim]

Is that from Just Cause?

Nah, that's the protagonist of GTA 3.

 

[Puukko]

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I just had this happen when I went to continue a game I had barely started a year back, got a chuckle out of me.

 

[Mikeal]

 

[ds]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Heroic Liberator]

 

[Alex]

The dream's horror doesn't hold a candle to the horror that is making up the word "sanguinare vampiris".

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[JarlFrank]

The dream's horror doesn't hold a candle to the horror that is making up the word "sanguinare vampiris".

It's especially horrible because in Morrowind, the vampirism disease was called Porphyric Hemophilia.
The name references vampires' habit of drinking blood, but it doesn't straight up tell you "lol this is the vampire disease".

Another example of Oblivion's dumbing down of LITERALLY EVERYTHING about the Elder Scrolls.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

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#1: I got a 720k floppy and formatted it, copied over Autoexec.bat and Config.sys, then ripped out everything in the files I didn't need, and instead loaded up this rad mouse driver that only took up 5 kilobytes of RAM. Restarted the machine, and BAM! I had enough memory to run Ultima 7 with mouse and sound!

#2: I installed QEMM to optimize my memory setup. Except for the above boot disk, I never had to worry about managing memory again.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[Daemongar]

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#1: I got a 720k floppy and formatted it, copied over Autoexec.bat and Config.sys, then ripped out everything in the files I didn't need, and instead loaded up this rad mouse driver that only took up 5 kilobytes of RAM.

That mouse driver is still available. Down to 3.5 KB or ram in memory now(!) just in case you ever score a 486 and want to flex for the babes by getting Ultima 7 running with the actual voice of the guardian!!

 

[Ol' Willy]

 

[Hell Swarm]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[Gerrard]

The CoD killer


Unkillable Cat the netcode of this game is abysmal