Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 romances

[Stokowski]

 

[anvi]

 

[DalekFlay]

Only NPC I remember wishing I could fuck was Cass in New Vegas, and Avellone blue-balled me.

 

[Seethe]

Fuck romances. Introvert beta cucks should go out and meet real women

Nice try boomer, I won't share your misery.

 

[deuxhero]

Only NPC I remember wishing I could fuck was Cass in New Vegas, and Avellone blue-balled me.

I thought they said it was the budget's fault. You were supposed to be able to get really drunk and wake up having been married to her by The King, but they couldn't afford an Elvis song, even a cover, to play for it. Not sure why they couldn't use the original, pre-Elvis, version of That's All Right since that is apparently public domain.

 

[Kruno]

I want to romance an asexual queer-gendered black Hispanic Hors d'oeuvre cattle fish.

 

[Brainlet2]

None, I'd prefer to fuck a dwarf. Fuck elves.

 

[Reinhardt]

I'd prefer to fuck a dwarf. Fuck elves.

 

[anvi]

Dwarves are the worst thing ever. Shifty little bastards.

 

[catfood]

Which one has the biggest tits?

 

[anvi]

The players.

 

[Chippy]

Bunch of slack-jawed, icenstuous, perverted, inbred spawn on this thread!. If I wasn't such a lapsed Catholic, I'd try and make you all see Jesus. As it is, I'll settle for linking to some fantastic music that might serve you well at your wedding, the next date with your sister, or when you roleplay BG3 as the son/daghter/niece/nephew of the Bhaalspawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y4qmWF9TIM

 

[d1r]

I want to get fucked by Shar-Teel, tbh.

 

[anvi]

Bunch of slack-jawed, icenstuous, perverted, inbred spawn on this thread!. If I wasn't such a lapsed Catholic, I'd try and make you all see Jesus. As it is, I'll settle for linking to some fantastic music that might serve you well at your wedding, the next date with your sister, or when you roleplay BG3 as the son/daghter/niece/nephew of the Bhaalspawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y4qmWF9TIM

Hipster shit.

 

[Shaewaroz]

Which one has the biggest tits?

What a stupid question.

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Dem dwarves tiddies:




Elven tits:

 

[Lagole Gon]

More Zdenka:

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Ah, the good old days. When you could just trace over Maxim models with an airbrush. Still looking for the original Jaheira and Aerie.

 

[Harry Easter]

Guys, it's not what she is, but what she's into. No softy-stuff in my bed. Or broomcloset. Or dungeon. Or dark alley. Or that one time in the temple, you should not talk about, but still are kind of proud of.

 

[Garbage]

What do you think a blowjob from a Beholder feels like?

 

[Harry Easter]

What do you think a blowjob from a Beholder feels like?

Like staying longer together than you should be.

 

[Jack_Deth]

I only want romances if Larian hires Gavid Daider

 

[Tyranicon]

Any bets on how long it would take for a nude Viconia mod to surface?

Shit I already made a weaboo asset look alike from my game, just make some nude poses, toss in some elf ears blond wig and we're good to go:

 

[Galdred]

Baldur's Gate 3 should be a prequel about Bhaal siring as many offsprings as possible, preferably from all possible races, during the course of the game.

 

[Max Edge]

Tiefling is like elf, but better:

 

[Lagole Gon]

My troll thread has a longer lifespawn and more views than my serious threads.

 

[Theldaran]

It's not incest when Imoen was not romanceable (thank the Gods) and furthermore, she was supposed to... well... you know.

In fact, her being a B. S. like you is also BS in itself and is never touched in any satisfying way. The way I see it, it's only to build a bit of momentum to the battle with Irenicus in Spellhold and the later chase of Bodhi.

TFW I can resurrect Imoen normally and when I die I disintegrate. Plot hole anyone?

That Charname lost his soul temporarily was as badly done as the Watcher's madness in POE. In my experience, it only amounted to strange waves of flames coming out of his sprite sometimes. Nothing more. Imoen seems even less affected. Both of them and the rest of the party waste a lot of time in the Underdark. And nothing ever happens.