Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[Lagole Gon]

Holy fuck, talk with the dead is so fucking cool.

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

Three days in and Larian is still marketing player numbers, but not actual sales. Makes you wonder.

 

[whydoibother]

Holy fuck, talk with the dead is so fucking cool.

Don't forget to Talk with Animals too.
And once you start noticing places where a druid can go by shapeshifting into a rat/cat, you will be green with envy for 100 hours.

 

[Great Deceiver]

I don't understand why people wank over player numbers. Who gives a shit?

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Is this all there is to these garbage characters (and game)? Does Swenerino know about other things to human relationships than pounding dudes in the ass? Is this a common behavior in his household?

This is a common behavior in his country.

 

[whydoibother]

I don't understand why people wank over player numbers. Who gives a shit?

Haters do, which is why they kept insisting it will flop. So now we are flopping our big player count dicks on their cuck faces.

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Turisas]

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That little son of a bitch was surprisingly tough.

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

I don't understand why people wank over player numbers. Who gives a shit?

Good for marketing, I guess.

I want to know the actual sales. It would be interesting to know if the bulk of players are returning from Early Access or recently bought the game.

 

[Theodora]

11th all time and still climbing. I didn't think it was possible for CRPGs to sell this well. I guess people will play anything as long as it has enough hype.

I feel like a lot of people here miss how mainstream playing D&D is these days. It's really not niche, in fact because of the social element it's more "normie" than most gaming-related hobbies.

I will never play this game as it has only to do with Baldurs Gate in name, but no way this shit is actually ingame? This is a mod, right?

There's an option to have nudity or not, and they removed all their clothes from their camp attire equipment section.

 

[Strange Fellow]

Oy vey, the surfacers are stealing our secrets!

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I know it's an extremely dumb joke, but the books containing crafting recipes in Original Sin being called "He Who Smelts It" got a laugh out of me every time I found one.

Fear me, for I am the Larian audience.

 

[Grunker]

Holy fuck, talk with the dead is so fucking cool.

It kind of cheapened it that they spammed ways to use it throughout the game, but I can understand they didn't want people to miss such a cool feature

 

[Great Deceiver]

I feel like a lot of people here miss how mainstream playing D&D is these days. It's really not niche, in fact because of the social element it's more "normie" than most gaming-related hobbies.

The takeover of tabletop gaming from earnest nerds by attention-addled thots and disgusting troons is one of the great tragedies of our time

 

[jaekl]

I don't understand why people wank over player numbers. Who gives a shit?

People are too afraid to have an opinion without some kind of data to back it up. It's called being a beta male.

 

[The_Mask]

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MDK references are always fun.

 

[Vic]

rookie numbers compared to what we will see with starfield anyway

 

[Theodora]

LARPing attention-addled thots

Don't be butthurt, being asocial and putting zero effort into your appearance isn't a prerequisite for "nerdy" hobbies.

 

[Larianshill]

My dwarf has beaten a bloated undead corpse in a drinking contest to the death. GOTY.

 

[OttoQuitmarck]

What the hell. Act 1 also has a gigantic underdark map? How freaking big is this game?

And the Underdark map has a dwarf fortress, iirc.
Doing the fungal civil war right now, shit's all kinds of Larian with the poison and exploding mushrooms.

Dwarf fortress reference!!!! But yea jesus, the first act alone is bigger than some crpgs.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Holy fuck, talk with the dead is so fucking cool.

BTW, agris , and everyone, I threw together a mod that hides the quest markers. The biggest challenge was to overcome my lazyness. Just a texture edit.

https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/581/

 

[KIss My Ass]

Holy fuck, talk with the dead is so fucking cool.

Don't forget to Talk with Animals too.
And once you start noticing places where a druid can go by shapeshifting into a rat/cat, you will be green with envy for 100 hours.

I can't tell if this was a intentional joke or not but it made me LOL regardless.

Just checking in to see Codex's current opinion on the game. So far it seems to be the typical civil war where the forum's furrys and sex offenders do battle against the righteous do-gooders. Can't tell who's winning.

 

[Cyberarmy]

If you want the cheesy route you can use explody items

You can probably kill all the cambions with 4 exploding barrels.

 

[Turisas]

rookie numbers compared to what we will see with starfield anyway

We'll see - Gamepass will eat into Steam's numbers by quite a bit, especially if MS still offers that $1 a month deal for new customers.

 

[OttoQuitmarck]

Most woke part about this game is that you can't kill kids. So annoying.

 

[Great Deceiver]

LARPing attention-addled thots

Don't be butthurt, being asocial and putting zero effort into your appearance isn't a prerequisite for "nerdy" hobbies.

I'm sure people who enjoy being around each other shooting the shit and throwing some dice are "asocial", while overproduced thots who demand full attention from the entire table for their every line and whine if things aren't going according to their expectations are very social and desirable gaming partners