Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Pre-Release Thread [EARLY ACCESS RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Lacrymas]

Also shit on the floor. So much shit you can't see the map.

 

[The Bishop]

Larian will never produce anything exceptional, they are the kings of mediocrity

Nah, they're pretty much exactly the opposite. The stuff they make is always either completely awesome or completely awful and nothing in between. Like DOS that had awesome gridless TB system with awesome environmental effects, but awful content past the beginning and absolutely irredeemable story. No aspect of DOS is just ok, it's either great or complete garbage, and the rest of their games are pretty similar.

 

[pomenitul]

It's not trve BG if you can't interact with Gibberling droppings.

edit: look up 'trve kvlt', philistines.

 

[luj1]

Larian will never produce anything exceptional, they are the kings of mediocrity

... Like DOS that had awesome gridless TB system with awesome environmental effects, but awful content past the beginning and absolutely irredeemable story. No aspect of DOS is just ok, it's either great or complete garbage, and the rest of their games are pretty similar.

Exactly.. One great aspect + one garbage aspect = mediocre overall. Thanks for inadvertently proving my point

 

[Strange Fellow]

Really though, the D&D ruleset potentially solves DOS2's biggest problems. No retarded initiative system in a D&D game. No half a dozen fighterthiefmages teleporting out of monster closets directly up your arse when there are actual constraints on what a single character can do. No retarded armour system or determinism. Man, I hope this'll be turn-based.

 

[Efe]

i hope it doesnt continue the same bhaalspawn story.

 

[luj1]

Really though, the D&D ruleset potentially solves DOS2's biggest problems.

There's still room to fuck it up though, look at Kingmaker

 

[Xeon]

Huh, didn't think about the class system, guess they will probably go for classes instead of Classless like in DOS.

I like Classless a lot but guess it doesn't really fit with the D&D system.

 

[tripedal]

wtf

 

[cvv]

Larian will never produce anything exceptional, they are the kings of mediocrity

Vincke, like Salieri in Amadeus, is the champion of all mediocrities in gamedom. He's their patron saint.

BG3 will likely be just like DOS1 and DOS2 - fantastic combat, pretty graphics and embarrassingly, insufferably bad writing, setting, characters and plot. It'll still sell like cocaine though because mediocrities can't tell bad writing from good.

EDIT: By the emotes you will know them.

 

[vonAchdorf]

"Writing" in RPGs was a mistake.

 

[taxalot]

It will be another great game that Codexers will pretend to hate.

 

[J_C]

Kotaku continues to slurp DOS2's asshole. I don't understand people's love for that game, especially the gaming so-called press.

Maybe because it's ...gasp...good.

 

[unfairlight]

No, it's not.

 

[santino27]

Kotaku continues to slurp DOS2's asshole. I don't understand people's love for that game, especially the gaming so-called press.

Maybe because it's ...gasp...good.

Thank you for self-identifying.

 

[J_C]

Kotaku continues to slurp DOS2's asshole. I don't understand people's love for that game, especially the gaming so-called press.

Maybe because it's ...gasp...good.

Thank you for self-identifying.

Thank you for GET THE FUCK OUT!

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Leave the memories alone.

 

[Lacrymas]

Prepare yourself for rape, Spidey, this is gonna be rough, with at least a dozen references to Centeol and Landrin's spider infested home.

 

[taxalot]

Exclusively on Epic Store.

 

[santino27]

Kotaku continues to slurp DOS2's asshole. I don't understand people's love for that game, especially the gaming so-called press.

Maybe because it's ...gasp...good.

Thank you for self-identifying.

Thank you for GET THE FUCK OUT!

That's about as clever as D:OS2. I understand now why it speaks to you.

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

 

[FreeKaner]

Looks like the trailer has already leaked!

Spoiler

I have sneaking suspicion this trailer and the movie in general is a test run of the algorithm that makes movies completely independently.

 

[J_C]

Kotaku continues to slurp DOS2's asshole. I don't understand people's love for that game, especially the gaming so-called press.

Maybe because it's ...gasp...good.

Thank you for self-identifying.

Thank you for GET THE FUCK OUT!

That's about as clever as D:OS2. I understand now why it speaks to you.

You just don't get it. Also, everyone who has a number in his nickname is a faggot. Beat this if you can!

 

[pomenitul]

Prepare yourself for rape, Spidey, this is gonna be rough.

 

[Steezus]

Ok, off the top of my head, here's the first list of people who are to regret deeply for what has transpired in the other thread and are to present their excuses:

VentilatorOfDoom
cvv
Lady Error
LESS T_T
TT1
Dodo1610
Steezus
HoboForEternity

lol, what happened?

edit: aww fuck