Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[The_Mask]

Reminder for everyone that this game was supposed to be released on Stadia. But Stadia is dead.

The King is dead. Long live the King... and all that...

 

[Abu Antar]

Whelp, I will be doing two playthroughs right off the bat. I'll be doing the monk run on my own, and roll a cleric in co-op, with a bro.

 

[Aarwolf]

You heard of trans youtuber joining the cast? It's not enough, here's drag queen too!

https://gaymingmag.com/2023/08/vinegar-strokes-brings-the-drama-in-baldurs-gate-3/

 

[Late Bloomer]

You heard of trans youtuber joining the cast? It's not enough, here's drag queen too!

What? You got a problem with drag queens??? Bigot.

 

[Crispy]

I hope the Social Police don't show up and knock at my door when I choose the "No, I'm not interested in a sexual relationship with you or your animal companion, thanks" dialog option when dealing with a male druid party member.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

J.R.R. Tolkien- The Hobbit

Even LOTR wasn't about a chosen one. Frodo was just a guy who inherited a ring and seemed to deal with it well enough for the others to trust him with taking it to Mordor.

Aragorn is the chosen one in Lord of the Rings. Or close enough, anyway; I didn't want someone to have a stronger complaint about anything included in the list than the Elric stories.

 

[GhostCow]

Reminder for everyone that this game was supposed to be released on Stadia. But Stadia is dead.

The King is dead. Long live the King... and all that...

Think of all the free money Larian got from Google to support it.

 

[Late Bloomer]

2023

 

[Aarwolf]

2023

I chose to spare the graphic details, but you had to show it anyway, don't you? You sadist!

 

[Takamori]

In other news since when Bane god of Tyranny joined BTS?
For reference, Bane 20 years ago:

Bane now according to WOTC with the Magic expansion:

 

[Zombra]

I just happened to be reading gaymingmag.com when I discovered ....

Live your truth, friend.

 

[Crispy]

Bane of what? Heterosexuality?

 

[Crispy]

You know things have gotten really, really bad when you miss Sarevok...

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

look at how bad his hand is lol. did they hire an artist from deviant art?

 

[Takamori]

At least Sarevok didn't join a KPop group

 

[processdaemon]

In other news since when Bane god of Tyranny joined BTS?
For reference, Bane 20 years ago:

Bane now according to WOTC with the Magic expansion:

The weirdest part to me is that the images for Bhaal and Myrkul that came out at the same time were way more interesting. I have no idea why whoever okayed the art decided to fuck over Bane in particular.

Bhaal

Myrkul

 

[Tyranicon]

You know things have gotten really, really bad when you miss Sarevok...

Sarevok was a great villain and doesn't afraid of anything.

Getting him to question his fundamental convictions was one of the best parts of the series. I mean, actually getting there is retarded and nobody sane should let him anywhere near their party, but it was still memorable.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

I mean, it's retarded and nobody sane should let him anywhere near their party, but it was still memorable.

Hadn't he lost the Bhaal essence at that point? There was nothing he could do.

I consider a portion of Imoen's soul a small price to pay for his services.

 

[Tyranicon]

I mean, it's retarded and nobody sane should let him anywhere near their party, but it was still memorable.

Hadn't he lost the Bhaal essence at that point? There was nothing he could do.

I consider a portion of Imoen's soul a small price to pay for his services.

1. Encounter psycho murder dude
2. Kill psycho murder dude for the good of everybody
3. Revive psycho murder dude with some soul bits
4. ?????
5. Profit?


He does have some great quotes though. I'm reading through them now.

Sarevok: I like you, Dorn. We've much in common.
Dorn: High praise.
Sarevok: Indeed. It's a shame you're a fool.

 

[cpmartins]

You heard of trans youtuber joining the cast? It's not enough, here's drag queen too!

https://gaymingmag.com/2023/08/vinegar-strokes-brings-the-drama-in-baldurs-gate-3/

FUCK I had to look didn't I? Disgusting subhumans.
I remember Sarevok having this super attack when using a two-hander in ToB. he'd just do 100 damage and fuck anyone up. It was great, but I had no idea what it was.

 

[The_Mask]

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

1. Encounter psycho murder dude
2. Kill psycho murder dude for the good of everybody
3. Revive psycho murder dude with some soul bits
4. ?????
5. Profit?

Yes?

You're talking to someone who thinks Korgan is probably the best companion in the game. Recruiting psychos isn't exactly something that bothers me.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

This is making me start to agree with the turn off the narrator crowd.

 

[GhostCow]

1. Encounter psycho murder dude
2. Kill psycho murder dude for the good of everybody
3. Revive psycho murder dude with some soul bits
4. ?????
5. Profit?

Yes?

You're talking to someone who thinks Korgan is probably the best companion in the game. Recruiting psychos isn't exactly something that bothers me.

I hope you brought Mazzy too for the extra fun scenes

 

[Tyranicon]

1. Encounter psycho murder dude
2. Kill psycho murder dude for the good of everybody
3. Revive psycho murder dude with some soul bits
4. ?????
5. Profit?

Yes?

You're talking to someone who thinks Korgan is probably the best companion in the game. Recruiting psychos isn't exactly something that bothers me.

I wouldn't revive someone I personally put in the ground. A logical person might think there would be some grievances both ways from the events of the first game.

But I suppose it's in character for someone with an extreme good alignment to want to redeem him. Or an extreme evil alignment to fuck with him more.

Or a modern alignment, which is just to fuck him.