Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Joyvankek]

I didin't know that. When I'm horny, I go to a hooker.

Hookers are forbidden in France, you know this Mathieu. (It's just a random name I've written, calm down)

Just as parental tests. To the point you can get in jail if you do one.
Country of clowns and cucks. Also cowards, the white flag meme is there for a reason.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

I didin't know that. When I'm horny, I go to a hooker.

Hookers are forbidden in France, you know this Mathieu. (It's just a random name I've written, calm down)

It's another episode of "it's forbidden, so that means people won't do it, right?"

 

[La vie sexuelle]

According to the interview with Vincke (in French)

At 7:00, Swen indicates that the game is going to feature 154 Hours of cinematics.

The thing is a movie at this point.

I don't speak ribbit, but it could just be a Toddism. Actually less, but once you count the different permutations the number grows significantly.

He also said a bunch of things about the cities: how they started as "bubbles" and made them interact between each other, how he wanted the game to show consequences of player actions : how the player was dictatorial or helped the city( binarity?)
He had multiple studios in Ukraine and Russia, all shut down now.
The game is going to have a lot of Non-Belgian touch.
Unlike Ubisoft, everything is written by hands and not helped by an AI.
He also explained that he is going to keep at making RPGs, and only RPGs because he likes that.

Generally he repeated things from other interviews.

I didin't know that. When I'm horny, I go to a hooker.

Hookers are forbidden in France, you know this Mathieu. (It's just a random name I've written, calm down)

Just as parental tests. To the point you can get in jail if you do one.
Country of clowns and cucks. Also cowards, the white flag meme is there for a reason.

Hey, not everybody live in Paris. Some of us are proud Occitanians.

 

[Arbiter]

Mathieu. (It's just a random name I've written, calm down)

Seems to be your favorite random name. From my profile posts:

Merry Christmas, my dear Mateusz.

 

[blessed king of longing]

Truth is things are getting to the point where not using the services of companies that support rainbow troon madness will eventually mean unabomber levels of alienation.

Do you use google maps or google search? Use instagram or other social network to show off and draw chicks? Own an Apple or Samsung phone? Utilize any streaming service? Buy games on Steam or Gog?

Congratulations, you indirectly support faggotry! Because all these companies are engaged in this shit - most of them as heavily as larian.

ITT, uncle Ted was right about everything. Now even playing videogames means supporting totalitarianism and sodomy.

We should all drop this gaming shit and have books and chess as sole entertainment. Live in a cabin in the woods without internet or tv.

le ugh, the le west has le fallen.. do not enjoy anything..

fresh fucking take bro

 

[Tyranicon]

I didin't know that. When I'm horny, I go to a hooker.

Hookers are forbidden in France, you know this Mathieu. (It's just a random name I've written, calm down)

Isn't this the same country where paternity tests are also illegal unless court-ordered?

What the fuck.

Edit: Someone already beat me to it.

 

[Shaki]

I didin't know that. When I'm horny, I go to a hooker.

Hookers are forbidden in France, you know this Mathieu. (It's just a random name I've written, calm down)

Isn't this the same country where paternity tests are also illegal unless court-ordered?

What the fuck.

That black baby is yours, and you're going to pay for it, end of discussion goy

 

[Barbarian]

Plus, thankfully, she isnt a GAMER-GIRL, thats my hobby, and mine alone.

So possessive! Grauken was right.

ITT, uncle Ted was right about everything. Now even playing videogames means supporting totalitarianism and sodomy.

Man, I must have missed the bit in Industrial Society and Its Future about blowjobs in video games.

Videogaming is by its very nature degenerate and it is no wonder that games would evolve to what BG3 seems to offer - cheap gratification in the form of power fantasies and self expression of sexual fetishism and perversion.

I guess what he said lambasting conservatives applies to most people whining about faggotry in this game(including myself).

“The conservatives are fools: They whine about the decay of traditional values, yet they enthusiastically support technological progress and economic growth. Apparently it never occurs to them that you can't make rapid, drastic changes in the technology and the economy of a society without causing rapid changes in all other aspects of the society as well, and that such rapid changes inevitably break down traditional values.”

 

[Nerevar]

France just needs a big genocide at this point. It is such a shithole Asians get depressed when they visit.

 

[Theodora]

Thank goodness we're getting a fresh thread in 3 days.

 

[Jonathan "Zee Nekomimi]

I decided I'm buying the game bros.

Alcohol really doesn't go well with decision making.

I'm more surprised he's spending $60 on a game instead of booze.

Need to get those dick girls gameplay.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Thank goodness we're getting a fresh thread in 3 days.

I don't care if you are real girl or not, but tell me: Are you real Greek?

I decided I'm buying the game bros.

You are real life Harry S. Plinkett. I can imagine bonded hookers in yours celing.

 

[Desiderius]

For those saying bard doesn't work for durge



Who the fuck are you? This is the best RP

What is this, live-action shot of Durge Bard gameplay?

 

[Ryzer]

Mathieu. (It's just a random name I've written, calm down)

Seems to be your favorite random name. From my profile posts:

Merry Christmas, my dear Mateusz.

What are you implying, sneaky pole?

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

“In the same way let your light shine before others so that they may see your good works and give glory to your father who is in heaven.” – Matthew 5:16

 

[Nerevar]

Got halfway through ToB and decided to roll a new character for fun.

I got a 96.... Maybe I should play another playthrough before Bg3 comes out how many more days do I have? I could do BG1 Just get the tomes and XP cap and then export to BG2.

 

[Fedora Master]

Got halfway through ToB and decided to roll a new character for fun.

I got a 96.... Maybe I should play another playthrough before Bg3 comes out how many more days do I have? I could do BG1 Just get the tomes and XP cap and then export to BG2.

Not sure what your intentions here are. Why ruin the aftertaste of fine wine with a plate of dung?

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

I swear that if you'd just read the subreddit you'd think that every single person playing this game is gay AND thirsty as hell.

Wait a minute... What if...

 

[Raeyn]

I swear that if you'd just read the subreddit you'd think that every single person playing this game is gay AND thirsty as hell.

Wait a minute... What if...

Was there ever any doubt? Now that "Abigail Thorn" announced on Twitter that they're voice acting in the game, expect much more of this.

 

[Jonathan "Zee Nekomimi]

I don't care if you are real girl or not, but tell me: Are you real Greek?

Historical, technically.

 

[Barbarian]

Got halfway through ToB and decided to roll a new character for fun.

I got a 96.... Maybe I should play another playthrough before Bg3 comes out how many more days do I have? I could do BG1 Just get the tomes and XP cap and then export to BG2.

Not sure what your intentions here are. Why ruin the aftertaste of fine wine with a plate of dung?

Once again a reminder that the lead writer on BG2 and TOB was a literal sodomite who is now writing tranny interactive fiction. "Fine wine" lol.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

Who's the anime character on the right?

 

[Fedora Master]

Once again a reminder that the lead writer on BG2 and TOB was a literal sodomite who is now writing tranny interactive fiction. "Fine wine" lol.

But he didn't fag up his writing then because there were still restraints in place. Idiotic argument.

 

[Jonathan "Zee Nekomimi]

At 7:00, Swen is saying that the game is going to features 154 Hours of cinematics.

So you telling us people purchased a movie with a game as a side quest?

 

[Fedora Master]

At 7:00, Swen is saying that the game is going to features 154 Hours of cinematics.

So you telling us people purchased a movie with a game as a side quest?

As a weeb you should be used to that