Baldur's Gate Baldur's Cringe 3 compilation thread

[Modron]

BTW, looked into the steam forum and people asking for a filter are being banned

Just wait for a mod to enable some middle eastern release checks.

 

[jaekl]

The most cringe character in BG3

No one better come ITT and try and tell me that this isn't cringe or else i'll get real fuckin mad

 

[MerchantKing]

And all this crap wouldn't be avoided by using a fully customized party?

Nah. You still get some forced dialogue with npcs that you have to see as well as the cutscene dialogue when you just want to sell loot.

 

[GrainWetski]

Just one post to be friendly and bump the thread that needs mire visibility then i shall disappear.
Here is an intopic picture.

Nobody is arguing that the game isn't popular, you retard. Do you do this whenever someone calls Fortnite a piece of shit?

It's not a counter argument. Get the fuck out of here and go back to your safe space threads.

Don't interact with the local trannies, you might catch something. Just like in the game!

 

[KIss My Ass]

Take all the LGBT content out. The game will still be SHIT!

Nah I'd try it.

 

[Reinhardt]

The most cringe character in BG3

how to say you never played the game without saying you never played the game. ghey fag elf vampire is pretty normal, as far as ghey fag elf vampire can be of course. he did literally nothing ghey so far.

cringe=karlach. including how everyone comments in personal dialogues how awesum she is after meeting her first time. she sticks like sore penis b.
zhe/xem person who whote zer should never be allowed near writing board.

 

[whydoibother]

zhe/xem person who whote zer should never be allowed near writing board.

Literally just a gym dudebro personality.

 

[Maxie]

baldur's gay is so cringe swen's son is getting bullied irl
let that sink in

 

[Drakortha]

baldur's gay is so cringe swen's son is getting bullied irl
let that sink in

Sounds like more free marketing!

#I Stand with Swen's Son

 

[luj1]

Take all the LGBT content out. The game will still be SHIT!

the problem is even if u delete all poz/sjw/cringe content... its still gonna have 174 hours of cutscenes

clicking through voice acted dialogue and waiting annoying characters to finish their line was never my type of gameplay

this games becoming movies shit is the worst decline in gaming... if i want movies, i go to the cinema

 

[Hamster Godoy]

Take all the LGBT content out. The game will still be SHIT!

the problem is even if u delete all poz/sjw/cringe content... its still gonna have 174 hours of cutscenes

clicking through voice acted dialogue and waiting annoying characters to finish their line was never my type of gameplay

this games becoming movies shit is the worst decline in gaming... if i want movies, i go to the cinema

just press space bro

 

[Terenty]

The most cringe character in BG3

how to say you never played the game without saying you never played the game. ghey fag elf vampire is pretty normal, as far as ghey fag elf vampire can be of course. he did literally nothing ghey so far.

cringe=karlach. including how everyone comments in personal dialogues how awesum she is after meeting her first time. she sticks like sore penis b.
zhe/xem person who whote zer should never be allowed near writing board.

I swear when I witnessed that Karlach dialogue with that goodie two shoes nigga Wyll in the camp and how they immediately hit it off and became best friends I wanted to quit and delete the fucking game.

 

[Metal Hurlant]

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[agris]

I see nothing wrong in trying to appease the gay public. I mean, they have a valid market audience to satisfy. What is ridiculous is the baizuo mindset which considers anything that the average white cis male likes ""problematic"", that only "icels" like and at the same time anything "against standards", even literal bestiality porn as ""progress""

* Note : The therm incel is so banalized that even Hugh Hefner would be called as one by modern lefitists, just like the therm fascist. The average British/American soldier which fought Fascism would be considered fascist nowadays.

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BTW, looked into the steam forum and people asking for a filter are being banned > https://steamcommunity.com/app/1086940/discussions/0/6045572169617927060/

The most cringe character in BG3

wait... this $200 musd steaming pile of consumption didn't provide any voice options for the MC?

what a weird, amateur decision for a product like bg3

 

[Gerrard]

The cutscenes really do look schizophrenic with your mute character gesticulating wildly like that.

BTW, looked into the steam forum and people asking for a filter are being banned

Just wait for a mod to enable some middle eastern release checks.

 

[luj1]

Take all the LGBT content out. The game will still be SHIT!

the problem is even if u delete all poz/sjw/cringe content... its still gonna have 174 hours of cutscenes

clicking through voice acted dialogue and waiting annoying characters to finish their line was never my type of gameplay

this games becoming movies shit is the worst decline in gaming... if i want movies, i go to the cinema

just press space bro

then whats the point of spending millions on that? whats the point of energy and effort wasted? whats the point of that "feature" at all when you skip it?

there was a ton of other stuff they could have done instead, such as improve the core design in every way imaginable

 

[Tyranicon]

The cutscenes really do look schizophrenic with your mute character gesticulating wildly like that.

BTW, looked into the steam forum and people asking for a filter are being banned

Just wait for a mod to enable some middle eastern release checks.

• You wake up at the crash site to find all your potential companions dead except for Shadowheart.
• She's no longer a Shar worshipper.

Honestly, that's pure incline.

 

[Erebus]

the problem is even if u delete all poz/sjw/cringe content... its still gonna have 174 hours of cutscenes

clicking through voice acted dialogue and waiting annoying characters to finish their line was never my type of gameplay

this games becoming movies shit is the worst decline in gaming... if i want movies, i go to the cinema

I can't say I like CRPGs that try to be interactive movies, but the problem isn't exactly recent. Just look at the Mass Effect series.

 

[Vic]

I didn’t spend hundreds of dollars for a graphics card to read text on it

 

[Melcar]

So is this game good or not?

 

[Chanel Oberlin]

So is this game good or not?

 

[Glop_dweller]

They claim I'm spamming when I call BG3 dogshit even though I have always backed it up with valid criticisms.

Whoa! Déjà vu... The same thing happened to me for years on Bethsoft, about FO3. I was told (by Grandstaff no less) that I'd been warned enough to get banned three times over. I was told by a different moderator that my posts were frustrating because they never broke the rules, but would likely incite new members to respond and get themselves warned—so she was warning me preemptively.

 

[KIss My Ass]

So is this the Codex's designated BG3 hate thread? Or will I also get banned here for calling it shit?

It was Crispy wasn't it. That MFer needs put on a leash. His head gets bigger by the day.

Btw this needs to become the official BG3 thread. Nobody wants to sit in the other one and listen to Mebrilia talk about having sex with forest critters all day.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Oh and Crispy put this post in Retardoland so I'll post it here instead, where it belongs.

Robocop vs BG3 companions:

 

[Luzur]

Take all the LGBT content out. The game will still be SHIT!

the problem is even if u delete all poz/sjw/cringe content... its still gonna have 174 hours of cutscenes

clicking through voice acted dialogue and waiting annoying characters to finish their line was never my type of gameplay

this games becoming movies shit is the worst decline in gaming... if i want movies, i go to the cinema

just press space bro

then whats the point of spending millions on that? whats the point of energy and effort wasted? whats the point of that "feature" at all when you skip it?

there was a ton of other stuff they could have done instead, such as improve the core design in every way imaginable

Nah brah, gotta get those gay romance rough glittering vampire half-orc female huge penis mod anal sex closeup scenes in perfect HD and with swivel camera angle AND photoshoot opportunity with instant twitter upload while ingame!