Baldur's Gate Baldur's Cringe 3 compilation thread

[Tyranicon]

If you are this anal about the writing I suggest you fuckle up, bucko, because it's only gonna get worse.

Wait until he gets to Act 3 and gets an aneurysm from the plot.

 

[Old Hans]

If you are this anal about the writing I suggest you fuckle up, bucko, because it's only gonna get worse.

Wait until he gets to Act 3 and gets an aneurysm from the plot.

this is why 99% of the time I lose all motivation and have my warlock fly around, casting fireballs on everyone. I turn into Homelander

 

[Reinhardt]

elven babarian that's build like Conan

 

[Saldrone]

Why everything in this game looks melting? It got that Fallout 4 vibe

 

[Old Hans]

Why everything in this game looks melting? It got that vibe from Fallout 4

that may be due to specular mapping, which dictates how shiny or reflective something is

 

[damager]

elven babarian that's build like Conan

I mean look at this chad

 

[Robber Baron]

We need a quick rundown on his build

 

[Alienman]

Is he holding the ax between his butt cheeks?

 

[damager]

I can take off his underpants and put them on Shadowheart

 

[Habichtswalder]

I can take off his underpants and put them on Shadowheart

...and then you can wear Shadowhearts lingerie.

(Probably the intended way of playing)

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

And they don't mind you run around nude?

 

[Melcar]

Wouldn't you be afraid of getting your balls chopped off? Is he one of those barbarians/berserkers that ran around naked in battle?

 

[Kruyurk]

Wouldn't you be afraid of getting your balls chopped off? Is he one of those barbarians/berserkers that ran around naked in battle?

These naked barbarians where always paired with a shield-wielder assistants protecting the sensitive parts from injuries, and protecting the viewer from unsolicited dong-sighting.

 

[Semiurge]

This is funny. I actually have some characters in my fantasy setting, that can often be heard saying things like this. Except, rather than being party members, they're the most black-hearted and viscous villains you could ever have the displeasure of encountering.


Oh, but it's my mores that are skewed, right??

That's just a cunning advertisement for alternative lifestyles that cannot possibly result in children.

 

[Fedora Master]

You'd think a highly militarized society constantly engaging in raiding would welcome any and all pregnancies.

 

[Melcar]

You'd think a highly militarized society constantly engaging in raiding would welcome any and all pregnancies.

They use magic obviously.

 

[Fargus]

You'd think a highly militarized society constantly engaging in raiding would welcome any and all pregnancies.

When they write their crappy propaganda logic is one of the last things on their list to include.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Yeah, esp since the gith were nearly destroyed by the fucking squiddies.

 

[damager]

Taking Astarion with me seems more and more like something only a total madman would do. Still we just fought 3 Ogres and would have probably not made it without him. I can't let him and his critcal hits go now.

 

[Camel]

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[Butter]

That's actually Swen being based and trolling the coomers.

 

[Fargus]

 

[Melcar]

In Larian Studios, game rapes you.

 

[Gerrard]

In Larian Studios, game rapes you.

Of course it does, it was made by faggots.

 

[Semiurge]

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