Baldur's Gate Baldur's Cringe 3 compilation thread

[The Jester]

Post all you can find.

 

[Frank Capicoli]

No stop. Don't. This thread is going to be longer than the ukraine war thread or the Trump thread.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Yeah I'm never playing this game.

 

[Vic]

none of this is cringe

 

[Volrath]

Pity post.

 

[Vic]

the cringiest thing I’ve seen so far is Jaheira saying “experience has thought me that no matter how dark the situation there is always hope.” like no shit I guess the writer meant to say there is always a way but hope alone means nothing and you don’t need experience to learn that, in fact that sentence doesn’t even make sense.

 

[Orion]

Lae'zel isn't cringe

 

[BosanskiSeljak]

Yeah I'm never playing this game.

because you don't play any RPGs in general

 

[None]

Good catch. Penis C is so cringe.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Yeah I'm never playing this game.

because you don't play any RPGs in general

I play RPGs. They just don't include LGBTQ+ propaganda. But hey if that's what makes a RPG, I'm guilty as charged.

 

[BosanskiSeljak]

I play RPGs

Name 5 RPGs you've played

 

[KIss My Ass]

I play RPGs

Name 5 RPGs you've played

Why? You're just gonna say they're not RPGs.

 

[Butter]

Real RPGs have never been tried.

 

[NecroLord]

Ah, so this is some of that DEEP BG3 writing I heard so much about.
Also, penis type on your character? This game is ripping off a certain MASTERPIECE called Cyberpunk 2077!!

 

[NecroLord]

Also, who voices Jaheira?
Is it still Heidi Shannon?

 

[JarlFrank]

Real RPGs have never been tried.

They have, once.

Arcanum.

 

[Maxie]

Real RPGs have never been tried.

They have, once.

Arcanum.

Arcanum - designed and coded by a gay activist. Hard pass.

 

[JarlFrank]

 

[Tyranicon]

You know, if this game failed commercially, we could've called it CringeGate.

 

[Spectral Pontifex]

You know, if this game failed commercially, we could've called it CringeGate.

I am BAFFLED and BEMUSED and BEWILDERED by the financial success of BG3. Turns out you just have to market a game as a "funny" and "hilarious" homosexual adventure.

 

[Vic]

of those 800k players ~750k are LGBTQ+

 

[NecroLord]

The new wave of Woke can never be subtle about their intentions and fetishes...
Just look at the West. It's literally everywhere.

 

[jaekl]

Come oooon... it's not gay at all. There's nothing gay about every man you run into coming on to you. Just pick the dialogue options that reject their gay advances. Or adventure with all the strong females - who also all want to bang you - so make sure you're paying real close attention if you don't want to fuck goblins because if you start daydreaming through the endless dialogue, you might say yes to that... anyways what were we doing? Adventuring through the most terrible perils known to the realms? That's boring, I'm much too busy talking about my feelings around the campfire with all these emotionally damaged bisexuals.

 

[Tyranicon]

You know, if this game failed commercially, we could've called it CringeGate.

I am BAFFLED and BEMUSED and BEWILDERED by the financial success of BG3. Turns out you just have to market a game as a "funny" and "hilarious" homosexual adventure.

I'm not baffled at all.

Baldur's Gate 3 basically did what the Marvel movies did: figure out what the lowest common denominator wants, and deliver on a product that pleases a huge demographic to maximize profit.

It's basically a science at this point.

 

[Spectral Pontifex]

I'm not baffled at all.

Baldur's Gate 3 basically did what the Marvel movies did: figure out what the lowest common denominator wants, and deliver on a product that pleases a huge demographic to maximize profit.

It's basically a science at this point.

You are right, but I don't think anybody would have predicted such a great number of buyers players.