Admit it: You are going to buy Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim.

[Melissan]

I'm gonna play it, and probably enjoy it.

Then I'll play something else, and probably enjoy it.

Then I'll browse the Codex in 2015, see people still raging about it, and definitely enjoy it.

Oh look! Another troll! Get him, boys!

If I'm allowed to have an opinion that is, which I'm beginning to doubt.

No, no, no. It's only those Daggerfall fans that aren't allowed to have opinions. It's all ugly and stuff, but they like it, there must be something wrong with them.

Did you see me attacking any Daggerfall fans? I said that I didn't like the graphics in a trailer. How horrible of me!

You owe me another apology, Bob.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

"There must be something wrong with you people"

hm
yes

I don't feel particularly inclined to be nice after trying to and having it thrown back in my face, so no, I'm afraid I will not follow you around grovelling and apologising for my vile male sins

 

[jancobblepot]

Daggerfall is way more inmersive than Oblivion...

Nothing says immersion like an ugly cut and paste piece of shit with shallow, simplistic and boring gameplay.

Daggerfall is shit and anyone who thinks it's anywhere other than the bottom of the TES series is an idiot with no taste.

Still, Daggerfall is way more inmersive than Oblivion

 

[Sceptic]

Between this and the PST thread the troll to worthwhile poster ratio is approaching critical mass.

Next 30 days.

 

[Melissan]

"There must be something wrong with you people"

hm
yes

I don't feel particularly inclined to be nice after trying to and having it thrown back in my face, so no, I'm afraid I will not follow you around grovelling and apologising for my vile male sins

It was a light hearted statement. I think it should be obvious to you and everyone else that I'm a nice person who doesn't get off on making fun of others, but if you don't want to be nice to me, fine, don't be. I'm not asking you to grovel, just admiting that there was nothing wrong with what I said about Skyrim, but if admiting that you're wrong is too much for your male ego, then don't.

 

[Luzur]

i already pre-ordered at TPB's online shop.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

"There must be something wrong with you people"

hm
yes

I don't feel particularly inclined to be nice after trying to and having it thrown back in my face, so no, I'm afraid I will not follow you around grovelling and apologising for my vile male sins

It was a light hearted statement. I think it should be obvious to you and everyone else that I'm a nice person who doesn't get off on making fun of others, but if you don't want to be nice to me, fine, don't be. I'm not asking you to grovel, just admiting that there was nothing wrong with what I said about Skyrim, but if admiting that you're wrong is too much for your male ego, then don't.

How can I admit I am wrong when we are all evil men being evil and oppressing you just because you are a woman??? God I wish all men would just kill themselves why do you hate me because I am a woman

 

[Melissan]

I DIDNT SAY THAT!!!!

 

[Melissan]

You said yourself that Skyrim looks better than Oblivion and that you liked the style. I just don't understand it I guess. Oblivion had flaws but graphics weren't one of them. I couldn't even play Morrowind anymore after I played Oblivion. Please don't make fun of me anymore. If you think that I'm wrong can't you just explain it? Like a normal person?

 

[Admiral jimbob]

I described Oblivion's style as a "bland Gondor wannabe", said Skyrim was still ridiculously bloomy and looked six years outdated, that while the art style looks a bit better it's impossible to tell if it's actually good yet, and that TW2 blows it out of the water. I'm not sure how that comes together to saying "yeah it's good"

Also, for the woman thing: we're on a forum full of transsexual pornstars and Nazis who want said pornstars to fly to Finland and poo on them (yes, really), being a woman isn't... okay, actually, it is quite unusual, but it's not that exotic. Nobody worth paying attention to's getting at you for being female, you can stop mentioning it.

 

[Melissan]

n/m

 

[CrunchyHemorrhoids]

TW2 blows it out of the water.

Blooms it out of the water you mean, even the contract-adhering 92% review complains about it.

 

[Serious_Business]

Fucking kids, man.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Blooms it out of the water you mean, even the contract-adhering 92% review complains about it.

Yeah, okay, but the rest looks like it makes up for it. I just don't think I'll ever get over "have you come seeking the light?"

 

[Excidium]

You said yourself that Skyrim looks better than Oblivion and that you liked the style. I just don't understand it I guess. Oblivion had flaws but graphics weren't one of them.

Are you serious? Characters looked fucking horrible on Oblivion. I spent more time trying to make a decent looking person than playing the game. The scenery looked decent, apart from the blinding bloom everywhere.

 

[Melissan]

But we weren't talking about the rest. We were talking about how the game looks. You complained about the bloom and said that the witcher 2 is better where it's clear to everyone that the witcher 2 has a lot more bloom, just look at the screens in the preview. What would it take for you to admit that you were wrong, Bob?

 

[Gragt]

After forcing myself to play through Oblivion, I don't think I'll have the courage to swallow the next one. Heck, I can already taste the blandness.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

I meant the rest of the graphics other than the bloom.

When the TW2 point was made solely in reference to the graphics, twice, that should probably have been clear.

What's wrong, Melissan? Why are you obsessed with this idea that I know I'm wrong but my evil patriarchal inferior male ego refuses to admit it? Is it because you cannot accept that anyone truly holds opinions different to yours?

 

[Gragt]

What's wrong, Codex?

 

[Melissan]

I meant the rest of the graphics other than the bloom.

When the TW2 point was made solely in reference to the graphics, twice, that should probably have been clear.

What's wrong, Melissan? Why are you obsessed with this idea that I know I'm wrong but my evil patriarchal inferior male ego refuses to admit it? Is it because you cannot accept that anyone truly holds opinions different to yours?

I'm not the one attacking other people, am I?

FOR THE LAST EFFING TIME. ALL I SAID WAS THAT THE SKYRIM TRAILER LOOKS GOOD. IN A THREAD THAT INVITED PEOPLE TO SHARE THEIR OPINIONS. What was so wrong about it? You obviously hate Oblivion, did I say anything about it? Anything at all?

And you do have a male ego otherwise you would have apologized for the way you were treating me a long time ago.

 

[Excidium]

 

[MMXI]

What's wrong, Melissan? Regretting the operation?

 

[Gragt]

What's wrong, women?

 

[Vault Dweller]

 

[SkepticsClaw]

fucking LOL, basically.